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Athena: look making a legal system, is a lot even for a goddess

How it went:

Athena: hey hello I'm a regular guy

Odysseus: I'm a different guy just not that regular

Athena: no you're not you're Odysseus and I'm Athena. We lie too much lol.

Odysseus: how the f* was I supposed to know that? Also you abandoned me.

Athena: sorry, my uncle is wild and you're not worth that fight. But you're finally in Ithaca yay!

Odysseus: I don't believe you

Athena: I swear

Odysseus: my trust in you is 0

Athena: well how about this, fog out and that's an olive tree

Odysseus: ok I believe you. I'll hide this treasure

Athena: I'll boss you around

Odysseus: I kinda like it. How's my home?

Athena: well there's the 108 suitors in your house but don't worry I'll make you ugly

Odysseus: how will that help?

Athena: it'll make your slay in weird ways

Odysseus: it's set, then. If you're with me I'll fight 300 men

Athena: overzealous much, ugly

Odysseus: how's my family?

Athena: your wife is fine, your kid is fine except they're plotting to kill him

Odysseus: what why?

Athena: it's totally cool, I sent him over to Menelaus'

Odysseus: why would you do that

Athena: ... I honestly can't remember, I started this and then left midway? I kinda forgot about him for a minute.

Odysseus: that's wildly out of canon

Athena: but it's true. I'll be right back