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Diomedes: You tried to stab me.

Odysseus: OVER THE PALLADIUM! That's how important you're to me.

Athena: Interesting, let the man talk.

Diomedes: He's playing with your pride, Athena. Don't listen to him.

Athena: Be more lenient. You know he has problems.

Diomedes: He has- I've been nothing but obedient to you but "he has problems"! Your favor, that's what he has.

Athena: I have no favorites. I let you hurt two gods.

Diomedes: You commanded me to hurt two gods.

Athena: How would you like to hurt Aphrodite again?

Diomedes: No, I want Odysseus punished.

Athena: Fine. You get to your home safe. And you get home after ten horrible years.

Diomedes: Deal.

Odysseus: No deal. I want to see my wife!

Athena: No, do not look at me with those eyes. You've been nasty out there.

Odysseus: I'm not nasty, I'm family driven.

Diomedes: *sighing* goddess, you're smiling.

Athena: He's adorable!