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Mayor Jones, upon naming himself "The Freak of Crystal Cove":

Nah if you don’t randomly kill off your characters at the rate that GRRM does, but rather than it being for plot it’s for your own amusement, you are not doing it right

the concept of “plot armor” has done irreparable damage to media analysis and literacy. “oh the only reason this character didn’t die is because they need to be alive later in the story” you don’t fucking say.