Nah If You Dont Randomly Kill Off Your Characters At The Rate That GRRM Does, But Rather Than It Being

Nah if you don’t randomly kill off your characters at the rate that GRRM does, but rather than it being for plot it’s for your own amusement, you are not doing it right

the concept of “plot armor” has done irreparable damage to media analysis and literacy. “oh the only reason this character didn’t die is because they need to be alive later in the story” you don’t fucking say.

“Guards!” he heard the wench shout. “The Kingslayer!”

Jaime, he thought, my name is Jaime.

One of my Warrior Cats OCs, SquallPaw

He’s very annoying and is going to get a lot bigger

Babies < 3

Bacon and Eggs

I know I’m a bit late on this one but they’re both ridiculously adorable,,

Can’t wait to see what Ángel is gonna do with the ghost train, and if he’s even going to be able to control it.

Wield it well, sir, Sockpuppy died for your sins.

Ángel has a wight and the spirit train in his control, not to mention white spirit energy Penny technically allied to him. The man’s deck is STACKED.

Maybe not necessarily his deck, per se, but the deck that he is technically in possession of. Is possessed by?

Regardless I can’t wait to see what he does with it. Ángel is becoming a very interesting character very quickly, even past being Isabel’s dubiously caring father.