Azakyu - Tumblr Posts
Kumon: I don't know how to tell you this Azami, but you're in love with me.
Azami: ...what?
Azami: Oh my God! I AM!
Yuki, passing by: What confession did I just witness?
Azami: I feel sad.
Kumon: I have emotional jumper cables! I'll boost you! Just attach like so...
Azami: This is a hug.
Kumon: I know! Is it working?!
Azami: Maybe.
Kumon: Aww!
Taichi: Are you the big spoon or the small spoon?
Azami: I'm the knife.
Kumon from the other side of the room: He's the small spoon!
Azami:
Kumon: Let's be more than friends!
Azami: Best friends?
Kumon: No, more than that.
Azami: ...Mega best friends?
Kumon:
Kumon: *sniffles*
Azami: Kumon, you okay?
Kumon: *sniffles again*
Azami: *hugs him* If there's anything that's upsetting you, you can always come and talk to me. Cheer up, I don't want to see you sad.
Kumon: Azami, um...I have a cold.
Azami:
Azami: If you tell anyone what just happened in those last few minutes, no one's gonna find you ever again.
Azami: *lying face-down on his bed*
Kumon: Are you okay?
Azami: I need a break from everything. Including existing.
Kumon: Alright. If that's what you want.
Kumon: *plops face-down on the bed with him*
Azami: *looks up* what are you doing?
Kumon: *looks up as well* I'm taking a break from existing with you.
Azami: *blushes slightly and smiles*
Kumon: I don't have a date this Valentines' Day. I'm such a piece of trash.
Azami: As someone who cares for the environment, I am obliged to pick you up. Is 2 pm okay?
Kumon: How are you talking so smoothly?!
Azami: *breaks down from his cool facade and blushes*
Azami: Love is dead and never existed.
Taichi: But isn't that a Valentines' day card for Kumon?
Azami, pointing his glue gun at him: I told you not to come inside!
Omi: Come home safe!
Sakyo: Don't stay up too late!
Azami: You're not my parents, shut up!
Kumon: Don't worry, we will!
Azami: Don't answer them!
Taichi: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Azami: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Kumon isn’t.
Kumon: The view of the sun in the deserted island we're on is beautiful isn't it?
Azami: I was about to say that a volcano is about to erupt and give us a slow and painful death but okay.