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can someone send me a link of cringy wattpad stories asking for a friend...

Okay but who the hell let 13 year old me have access to the internet, and where was I even going with this story?!?!?!?!?

I created this for one of my best friends in 2015 and I can’t read this without CRINGING so hard, and I wrote it.

And why didn’t I know how to use a freakin comma?!?!?

Why are you writing about the forbidden play?. it´s not real, it´s an hallucination, the Telegony was lost for a reason, also is way more modern than the Epic Cycle, is bad fanfiction, like a shipper´s dream making not canon relations, Odysseus was s.a, Circe´s didn´t have a crush on him in the Odyssey.

In the Telegony, they have a child Telegonus, the boy is not bad, but a little mary suey, like everything he does, is good, like killing his father because he became mad (Odysseus) and didn´t know it was Circe´s child. Like man please let Ody and Pen have a happy live and the same for Circe´s.

And I, enjoyed Madeline's Circe, until the Odysseus part because then I realized it made canon the Telegony!, arrghhh, welp sorry for the rant, but yeah that´s the reason they´re in hell and burning for all eternity. :D

waiting.

odysseus gets sent to the underworld after his death, only telemachus and penelope were both made immortal in the telegony so now HE'S the one waiting for them.

he's eternally looking to the edges of elysium, just waiting for their figures to come across the horizon and being able to hold them in his arms again.