Why Are You Writing About The Forbidden Play?. Its Not Real, Its An Hallucination, The Telegony Was Lost

Why are you writing about the forbidden play?. it´s not real, it´s an hallucination, the Telegony was lost for a reason, also is way more modern than the Epic Cycle, is bad fanfiction, like a shipper´s dream making not canon relations, Odysseus was s.a, Circe´s didn´t have a crush on him in the Odyssey.

In the Telegony, they have a child Telegonus, the boy is not bad, but a little mary suey, like everything he does, is good, like killing his father because he became mad (Odysseus) and didn´t know it was Circe´s child. Like man please let Ody and Pen have a happy live and the same for Circe´s.

And I, enjoyed Madeline's Circe, until the Odysseus part because then I realized it made canon the Telegony!, arrghhh, welp sorry for the rant, but yeah that´s the reason they´re in hell and burning for all eternity. :D

waiting.

odysseus gets sent to the underworld after his death, only telemachus and penelope were both made immortal in the telegony so now HE'S the one waiting for them.

he's eternally looking to the edges of elysium, just waiting for their figures to come across the horizon and being able to hold them in his arms again.

One of my favourites also!!!!!, the lyrics, everything is so perfectly captured, the tone, the glee in the last part like he could end all his problems right there and poor Telemachus was so horrified.

Let´s be honest if it wasn´t for Penelope, Telemachus and Ithaca would have descended into chaos, like he would have been killed or made into a puppet.

Also Hold them down goes hard in Telemachus part, Penelope's is so abhorrent and sadistic, that I pray to see Antinous been killed soooo bad.

omg epic what’s your favorite song(s)??

HIIIIII FELLOW WINION!!!

I've gotta say Little Wolf. Every time I listen to it I go aksdhfkashdfkashdfkh

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I hate Dante´s Inferno for this, but I understand his point of view on Greek "heroes", being Italian he supported romans and who were they? Troyans; so where would you put the ancestral enemies of your ancestors, in Heaven, are you crazy? in the INFERNO, Where they´ll burn for all eternity!

Also I exposed in another tweet that in Dante´s Divine Comedy or what I like to call All against me are sinners and deserved to die, here´s theological proof TM. Odysseus´s life after the Suitor´s death is one of longing of adventure, ABANDONING PENELOPE AND TELEMACHUS, FOR FAME AND ADVENTURE, entering hell for the end.

deep breath...

As we can see the Divine´s Comedy is against Ody´s;, he´s leitmotiv was returning back to Ithaca ( Nostos); so as customary to the Romans, the Greeks are viewed and written trough a bad lens, like Achilles, Patroclus, etc..

Also a character that helps Dante for much of the book is based on a historical figure; Virgil who was also roman and the author of the Aeneid, who as you know is an Odyssey and Illiad ripe-off, like way on the nose. So is no brainer to put these two, Odysseus and Diomedes, in hell for destroying and sacking Troy, Rome´s alleged homeland.

Ooh! Aw :) the Odysseus/Penelope/Diomedes ship makes me SO SAD because in Dante's Inferno Odysseus returns to sea years later with Diomedes (leaving Penelope alone) and they both die and are punished for their wanderlust/dissatisfaction with life and they're like tied and burning together and :((( not only do they have to hear eachother being tormented, they also left Penelope alone, saying they'd return like last time, except this time it was actually, finally a lie :(((

Taking Diomedes away from him let my boy live in peace

Taking Odysseus away too let my other boy live in peace

Iirc correctly in the Aeneid, Diomedes is said to be living peacefully in his founded city? I like this. Go babygirl, live a life of peace after being so entrenched in war. There are also some posthomeric myths that say he becomes a god, offered immortality by Athena. I think that's funky. Go babygirl be a god

Also YELLING about Odysseus, why do people keep killing him off far from home when his entire story is about getting home. Weeping. Let him have his gentle death. Let him grow old with his lady love

This, THIS gives me LIFE

I know it really didn't happened, but come is way to wholesome to not take a look and have you're heart melted by cuteness. Is so sweet and so pure I'm giggling like a little boy. 💕

Athena Tells Bedtime Stories to Telemachus

More fairy-godmother Athena / wholesome odyssey AU

Artist note:

A rough sketch of a scene that popped into my head. It made me smile, but I don't think I'm gonna finish it past this point. If anybody likes this scene you're welcome to draw it in your own style? I don't know if that's a thing people do. I think people adopt other people's characters sometimes but I don't know if it applies to whole art pieces. I think its called adopts?

HI! i´m alive!!! (kinda...)

Tomorrow is the day that I will face my darkest moment.👁

I've been ill since Friday and I´m cramming the exam´s learning hours into an all nighter, so lucks runing out and I´m feeling horrible.

Also cramping a 16 page proyect for marine biology and a presentation for tomorrow, right now I don´t have blood flowing in my veins, only Moly, milk coffee and whatever. I NEED HELP,!!!

But i will cover up everything with a smile so I don´t mauled by anyone. \(￣︶￣*\))

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