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Just a hand on his throat in a fantasy.
I still don't like Elis, none of this is my thing, and the workplace toxicity is sometimes a bit of a trigger for me, and yet
I love Patt and if he wants his big dumb boss's dick that bad then I'm rooting for him to get it
He's not gods strongest soldier but he's so funny about it!
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watching bad guy my boss is like i'm 20-something again and buying random yaoi dvd's to watch with friends at a con and the entire time we're baffled and turned on and we can't stop watching
"Bad Guy My Boss" is basically: my boss - who pays me well and respects my work - is unfortunately a big, rude asshole but also hot af and horny on main and I have a crush on him since years and now he suddenly thinks I am the tastiest meat around.
It feels like I watch a tacky erotic novel but with damn good cinematography and soundtrack. It's amazing.
I am glad someone wasn’t afraid to produce this toxic mess I can watch every Sunday for entertainment.
Bad Guy My Boss is going to give me romance messiness, gun fights, workplace scheming, and, hopefully, color-coded boys in love.
Because Elyes is a dark guy (possibly a Black Brooder) while his assistant extraordinaire is a light guy (possibly a Happy Human).
But the thing is, Elyes is much lighter when he is alone with Pat.
Or at least he was.
And perhaps that was because they were very close when they first started out, sharing meals and their dreams with each other late into the night.
But now there is a wide distance (and many men) between them.
They no longer share plates side-by-side at home and small restaurants, but instead discuss the next day's schedule with a large table of options laid out in front of them.
So Elyes has gotten darker.
And so has Pat, but it's not the job that has gotten to him.
Pat's friends figure out that he is in love.
And even though he won't admit who has him heartbroken,
It's clear only one color-coded boy has all his attention because Elyes has demanded all of Pat's time for over five years.
Even though they still exist in their own little world,
The distance is getting worse all the time.
So I'm surprised that in the end of the episode, Black Brooder Elyes was the one to step up.
And close the distance that is growing between them, literally.
Because based on how the episode began, I know he is successful.
Because if he wasn't breathing down Pat's neck before, he definitely will be now that the possibility of Pat quitting has become a reality.
Bless.
Unofficial book translation I’ve read: Eris
The book’s official translation: Elis
Gaga’s YouTube trailer: Aris
The shows’s subtitles: Elis
The opening credits: Elyes
Imagine being the personal assistant of some rich asshole CEO who threatens to get HR involved on your first day because the cleaners moved one (1) box on his desk 10cm to the left. Oh, and apparently he also got it on with you once (while you were still sporting your "I just started working here!" haircut) but it's ok because there's no (lmao) feelings involved, so you agree to also manage his personal appointments, so now you wait in his BMW (because OF COURSE it's a BMW 🙄) while he's off two-timing some girl with a guy named Kim, but it's totally fine, it's ok, it's because he doesn't know how to love anyone, it's really quite tragic. So anyway, you have this picture of you and your asshole boss (probably screencapped from the company cctv??) right next to your bed because you have no taste and standards whatsoever, but now you're thinking of quitting after five years of micromanaging him via your personal google account (only of course you aren't WINK WONK don't we all quit eventually~) and your boss won't let you because no one's ever said no to him before and he'd rather just continue sexually harassing you.
Oh, and also you live in a parallel universe that exists without any meaningful scene transitions whatsoever, so you constantly jump from the past to the present without any kind of strong notion of who any of the characters even are.
And that's Bad Guy My Boss. 🥴
It's What's wrong with secretary Kim meets Unforgotten night on steroids.
Yall: "but Elis is an asshole". Yea it literally says that on the title
…this man thinks he’s going to win over his employee and pull out a love confession by…
*checks notes*
Treating him like shit & fucking other people right in front of him.