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CHUU, imagine if gojo's baby who's still months old was seen holding a snake... Then Satoru goes panicking but then he saw the baby killed it by just gripping it 😭 (baby grips are HELLA strong) then Satoru tries to get it out of his baby's hands but he can't because of how strong the grip is 😭😭 and then he ends up getting his finger held by the baby and he can't remove it cuz his baby is so strong 😭

😭😭😭 okay let’s go!

“…what are you— oh my god!”

gojo stares in horror at the scene before him. it’s his baby son. and he… is holding the most dangerous thing a baby his age can be playing with, all the while blinking innocently at him.

a freaking snake.

“let that go!” he immediately scrambles over to pull that malignant being from his son’s hand. “let go!!”

but your son doesn’t seem to want to let it go easily as he frowns and grips the slimy animal even tighter. and so gojo can’t help dueling his son for the snake.

“it’s dirty! it’s poisonous too!” he rebukes his son, trying to make him listen to him. “if your mama sees this— she is going to cook you, and don’t think i’ll give you mochi either!”

perhaps hearing that his mama will get mad at him makes baby reconsider, as his grip on the snake loosens slightly. seeing his chance, gojo pulls the snake to him—

but then baby realizes it’s slipping off him so he yanks the snake back and—

snap! the snake snaps into two.

“the… heck?” gojo stares at the mutilated corpse of snake before him with utter shock, jaw dropping, before turning back to his son.

baby glares at him with great dissatisfaction, as if he just broke his favorite toy. “bwaaa!”

“oh lord, sweets. i need you here—!”

after cleaning and bathing his baby, your husband recounts the events to you with jumbled explanations, not moving his hand for an inch as he won’t risk his pinky finger— that is grabbed by your baby 💁🏻‍♀️

oh my fucking GOD

im crying parksborn tears 

I really like how he “smiles”