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This Marshmallow of a Human is my new favourite Dick Grayson descriptor 

Commissioner Gordon's Guide To Dealing With Robins

Robin 1 - Nightwing - Dick Grayson

Give hugs

Smile at him

Must protect him at all costs.

Likes granola bars

I can't believe that my daughter dated this marshmallow of a human.

Robin 2 - Red Hood - Jason Todd

Hates the police

Establish trust via supplying peanut butter cups

Very cautious, put at ease by telling him of the times that batman tripped on the roof edge while trying to be dramatic

One you get to know him, a sweet kid

Robin 3 & 5 - Red Robin - Tim Drake

Oh lord

Always hungry, partial to coffee

A little creepy

So small

A bit sadistic, keep an eye on those weapons he comes up with

Laxative bullets should not be allowed

Robin 4 - Spoiler - Stephanie Brown

Chatty

Irreverent towards batman

Keep chocolate on hand

Dating the Orphan, asks for dating advice. I am very good at this, I also have a daughter.

Have become “favorite uncle”

Robin 6 - Damian Wayne

Lord have mercy

This boy

I can't

So violent, like a snippy little kitten

Dislikes: everything. Likes: Nightwing

Talk about swords and nightwing

After establishing trust, give head pats