Jim Gordan - Tumblr Posts
Say what you want about DC Titans but this is the most literal embodiment of Dick Grayson I’ve ever seen
Like this man IS Dick Grayson this is literally one of the most perfect castings
I like the idea of magic! Batcape (Bruce refuses to admit it's magic, there has to be a scientific explanation)
Batman, shows up at a crime scene: What do you need, Jim?
Gordon: Well, me and my men will need to look over blood spatter and try to find some DNA on the crime scene. The perp was caught on camera and-
Batman nods and opens his cape and, like a clown car, out stumbles Nightwing, Redhood, Blackbat, Red Robin, Robin, and Signal: Is this enough?
The way the police figure out which of Batman's criminals to send to Arkham is a Buzzfeed quiz.
How important is your theme to you?
Theme? What losers have a theme
Babes, my entire lair is on theme, my henchmen are in theme, my daily clothes are on theme
My name and costume are good for me
I am my theme.
What do you think about Batman?
He is a thorn in my side, I want him dead
We're totally dating and share custody of the Robins, he just doesn't know it yet
I get why he does what he does and I respect him but he's annoying
We are the same yet opposite, we are light and dark, intrinsic to nature
All of the criminals take it as seriously as me taking an "Am I gay?" quiz in middle school
For those of you who I don’t talk to on the daily... We got these bad boys Sunday. Another Ozzie for my collection along with this Jim and Batsy one I also grabbed. Plus my little brother got Harv and insisted that he had to be in the center of the room because he’s his favorite!
The penguin army continues 🌂
the way I couldn’t control myself from squealing and mentioning that the twins from Teen Wolf were in the new Batman movie, I love them so much ahhhh
Jim: If you order them around like a cop, then they're gonna rebel, it's just what they do. Bruce: What, so i'm supposed to let them do whatever they want? Jim: No, I didn't say that i think you should.... talk to them. Bruce: No. NO. cause talking doesn't work! Jim: Not yelling. Not ordering. But talk to them, you know, like a heart to heart. Bruce: Heart... to heart...? What is that? Jim: You sit them down and you talk to them, like you're their friend. I find if you talk to them like you're on their level, then they really start to listen... and then you know, you could start to create some boundaries. Bruce: ... boundaries Jim: yeah but Bruce, it’s really important that no matter how they respond you stay calm, you cannot lose your temper. Bruce: uh... maybe you could do it for me. Jim: No.
This Marshmallow of a Human is my new favourite Dick Grayson descriptor
Commissioner Gordon's Guide To Dealing With Robins
Robin 1 - Nightwing - Dick Grayson
Give hugs
Smile at him
Must protect him at all costs.
Likes granola bars
I can't believe that my daughter dated this marshmallow of a human.
Robin 2 - Red Hood - Jason Todd
Hates the police
Establish trust via supplying peanut butter cups
Very cautious, put at ease by telling him of the times that batman tripped on the roof edge while trying to be dramatic
One you get to know him, a sweet kid
Robin 3 & 5 - Red Robin - Tim Drake
Oh lord
Always hungry, partial to coffee
A little creepy
So small
A bit sadistic, keep an eye on those weapons he comes up with
Laxative bullets should not be allowed
Robin 4 - Spoiler - Stephanie Brown
Chatty
Irreverent towards batman
Keep chocolate on hand
Dating the Orphan, asks for dating advice. I am very good at this, I also have a daughter.
Have become “favorite uncle”
Robin 6 - Damian Wayne
Lord have mercy
This boy
I can't
So violent, like a snippy little kitten
Dislikes: everything. Likes: Nightwing
Talk about swords and nightwing
After establishing trust, give head pats