Batman Arkham - Tumblr Posts
has this meme made it to tumblr yet? am i stupid?
Dr Crane can have a bird mask, as a treat
gayest thing that's happened to me this june was replaying the arkham games because what the fuck do batman and joker have goin on
Batman: Alfred, I made it to the location of Riddler’s next hostage.
Alfred: The old pizzeria, sir?
Batman: Alfredi’s Family Pizzeria & Arcade.
Alfred: Haven’t heard that name in quite some time.
Batman: Building’s been abandoned for years. Shut down in the late 80s after an incident with one of the animatronics.
Alfred: A ghastly affair, if memory serves correct. Though the deed doesn’t appear to show up on any recent records.
Batman: Nigma must’ve scrubbed the database. Check for backups under potential pseudonyms.
Alfred: That’s odd. There is one, but the name of the facility has been changed slightly. “Alfré Family Pizzeria?”
Batman: He left out some letters.
Alfred: D, I, and S. What does it mean, sir?
Batman: Oh no. Deez.
*video glitches*
Riddler: y-y-Y-You’ve fallen right into my trap, d-d-D-Dark Knight.