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Have you....ever wondered what's it like to keep up a list of FICTIONAL MEN that you fell in love with or feel infatuated of them?

Well...hello there, my name is Kim and I happen to have a questionable taste in men, where I happen to love blonde men who are supposedly dead in an anime show, and their national anthem can either be a Lana Del Rey song or forever young nowadays...or Dorito men who happen to think that they are a father to this child, even though it belongs to their other version from another dimension, and tries to blend and in the end causes the world to be dead ad literally glitched out of extinction, yeah, I'VE BEEN IN THAT PHASE, especially in JUNE.

Now, have you EVER looked at a song that has the word Daddy in it, yeah, we both know what that means. Initials are S. G not Suguru but DADDY SATORU. Man, that six eyed freak is causing something in me that's wetter than the motherfuckin' ocean, THAT, I admit.

AND OLDER MEN...FUUUUUUUCK, AIZAWA IS SOMETHING ELSE, same goes with Nanami, Kakashi and other men who are older that is HOT as Hell.

UGGHHH and hybrids.... fucking hell.

Technical, not hybrids in a full percentage but there is a half human and half shit where the other half is powerful and THEY happen to be immortal, some not likely, like for example: Nick Wilde, Bunnymund, or the wolf from bad guys, aaaand Diego from Ice age, lastly....TMNT. Now don't FUCK with ME.

BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW, THAT THOSE FOUR BROTHERS OF A TURTLE, HAPPENS TO BE OUR CRUSHES, GOT IT, IK I'M RIGHT, AND YOU AIN'T DENYING IT EITHER.

But the most, unbelievable thing we happen to have, is the jackpot, is an immortal, which is none other than...

Yes, child, I know what you're thinking...

Sun Wukong.

THIS. IS AN ABOMINATION IN MY HEART AND IT CAUSED ME HEART ATTACKS AND SHIT, MY MIND AND HEART, Boom straight to Heaven.

Anyways.. that's it.

I'm just bored and decided to bring out my thoughts so yeah, bye. :))))