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I was watching The Great British Baking Show with my mom, and we got to thinking- imagine a meth/crack making competition, held in a glass tent in scenic pasture. Each week, there would be different themes: crack scuptures, meth flavors... A panel of expert drug addicts would be the judges, and say things like, "Yeah, I agree, there's a strong aftertaste- I think you used a little too much laxative to cut this batch, Jerry. *pulls out a gun* Now give me fucking all of it!" I would watch the ever-loving hell out of that.