Because That Place Runs On Chaos - Tumblr Posts

Perhaps I can convince you to work at Ghost Valley. Ignore those rumors of our boss eating his predecessor. He actually *checks notes* never mind. What I will say is that lately he has been leaving us to ourselves. None of that micromanagement silliness, and he—oh, he’s strangling one of our employees.

Moving on, we do have excellent management. Wuchang Gui always makes sure he and his subordinates are the best-dressed in the workplace. He may involve you in his personal projects, but I hear they’re excellent for team-building and don’t at all carry the risk of being poisoned and controlled by a rival company. Tragicomic Ghost looks out for the well-being of our female staff and throws parties with fun entertainment like watching people fight to the death.

As far as coworkers go, I would suggest befriending Happy Ghost. He’ll laugh loudly at your jokes and always has the best gossip. He has a bit of a temper, though, so watch out for his scissors.

Man-Eater Ghost? You’re wondering if he eats people? Here at Ghost Valley, as long as you don't eat your coworkers, we don't really care about your eating habits. It's hard enough to hire people as it is...

Cannibalism is a deal-breaker? (Thank goodness, I won’t have to explain the memory loss requirement). Well, there is an open position at the Palace in Tianqi. The boss is a bit of a tiger, but as long as you're not his brother you're probably fine. Just don't do anything silly like treason.

As for supervisors, there are five of them. The head supervisor knows everything that happens at the palace, and I mean everything. I heard that an ant once trespassed the breakroom, and he crushed it before it ate a single crumb. Don't go anywhere you're not supposed to, or that will be you.

There is, shall I say, a lot of faction conflict in the workplace. Many of the supervisors support opposing princes and will advocate for their interests, even if that means, well, treason (which, I repeat, is not recommended). Even the one that claims to be neutral has a favorite prince, and the one that actually acts the most neutral is following the wishes of the previous head supervisor. Yes, Zhuo Qing, known as one of the Four Great Evils in this world. Yes, I know the rumors about his ability to fragment the heart and dissolve the bones. Don't worry about such things. Even if the Art of Detachment was capable of that, it's not like any of his students secretly mastered it and would use it to kill one of their own.

Anyways, how do you feel about not having balls?

Hi, welcome to your first day at [X]! A schedule you say? Well, we try not to make one, becuase it'll always end up overturned.

Management? Sure they exist, but maybe you shouldn't spend too much time with them lest you become collatoral damage and/or they remember your name and you get caught up in the Plot.

Our retirement plan IS very generous, you're right. What's that? How many people have retired and been able to claim it?

...hahaha, what a good question. Let's continue the tour, here to our right is the cafeteria-

Hopefully everyone here gets well compensated for their work (Doubt(tm)).

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