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Had a dream that Megatron kidnapped Bee and held him for ransom but instantly regretted it because he will not stop fucking talking and roasting everyone because he knows that if Megan kills him then the deal is off. In one scene Megan was on the phone with Swindle and Bee was in the back calling Swindle's name over and over and over and over until his patience finally broke and he asked what the fuck he wanted, to which Bee asked "Do you sell any ligma?" and Swindle said "What the fuck is a ligma" while Megan sighed because this is literally the 50th dick joke this week and it's only Monday. Bee also keeps asking about Megatron's love life because he might as well if he's stuck here.
"Dude when are you gonna fuck my boss, or are you still fuckin Screamer? I bet you ain't had good valve in megacycles, thas prolly why you such an asshole. Pent up bitch. No bitches havin ass bitch. Ugly ass bitch. Stupid ass bitch. How you gonna get assassinated, fuckin lame ass bitch. Whore. Gay. Gay. Homosexual. Gay. No balls. Gay. Hoe. Slut. Blue balls havin ass. Dickless. Dicknips. Big tiddy havin ass. No ass havin ass. Gets betrayed every Tuesday lookin ass. Wealthy lookin ass. Lonely lookin ass. Cringe. I bet you cry yourself to sleep at night. 'No one to tuck me in at night' lookin ass. 'Nice guys finish last' lookin ass. 'Rawr x3 Im so quirky and weird' lookin ass. Edgy lookin ass. 12 layers of makeup lookin ass. 'I went to college for this' lookin ass. 50 shades of purple lookin ass." - Bumblebee to Megatron, 2023
"I know you aint laughin', 8 legged ass bitch. Itsy bitsy lookin ass bitch. How you gonna suck me then ghost me tf. [talking about the power snatchin shit] Fuckin whore. What even is the deal with you and Optimus? Are you his ex? Honestly he could've done better tbh. Slut. Hoe. 'I listen to Drake' lookin ass bitch. XXXtentacion listenin ass bitch. I bet you use tinder, stupid ass bitch. I bet you catfish mfs on twitter. You look like you use reddit just to play into your goofy ass 'not like the other girls' persona. Newsflash: Drinking starbucks is not a personality trait." - Bumblebee to Black Arachnia, 2023
Humanformers: the rogue Decepticons
Starscream: Adam Sylvester Stark
Slipstream: Sylvia Stark
Thundercracker: Benedict Stark
Skywarp: Skylar Stark
Sunstorm: Stanley Stark
Ramjet: Ramsey Stark
Elita-One/Black Arachnia: Amelia Webb/Ariana Blake
Notes under the cut
Starscream is definitely the shady lawyer type. Prosecution, probably. I also get the sense he would ride a motorcycle or fancy sports car. Maybe a cybertruck to flaunt his wealth.
I didn't draw the other seekers(because they look exactly like him). And I just never felt like coming up with various similar-but-different human designs for them either.
Slipstream always struck me as being Starscream's ambition in the same way the others represented his various traits. I doubt that was the intention, but it's better than the alternative imo.
Anyway, she seems like the type of person to become a lawyer and oppose Starscream in every case she could. If he's a prosecuting attorney, she's a defense attorney. She's just petty like that.
Elita is the adventurous to the point of recklessness type. Black Arachnea is more femme fatale.
The human AU lore is still sorta vague. But the idea is that she got in some kind of accident that caused her to go bald(she wears a wig) and lose weight. Something involving radiation, maybe? Her health is bad, basically. Still toying with the idea of making her some kind of vampire-esque mutant. But idk how supernatural I want to go.
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