Just Know That He Roasted Them All For Hours On End - Tumblr Posts
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Had a dream that Megatron kidnapped Bee and held him for ransom but instantly regretted it because he will not stop fucking talking and roasting everyone because he knows that if Megan kills him then the deal is off. In one scene Megan was on the phone with Swindle and Bee was in the back calling Swindle's name over and over and over and over until his patience finally broke and he asked what the fuck he wanted, to which Bee asked "Do you sell any ligma?" and Swindle said "What the fuck is a ligma" while Megan sighed because this is literally the 50th dick joke this week and it's only Monday. Bee also keeps asking about Megatron's love life because he might as well if he's stuck here.
"Dude when are you gonna fuck my boss, or are you still fuckin Screamer? I bet you ain't had good valve in megacycles, thas prolly why you such an asshole. Pent up bitch. No bitches havin ass bitch. Ugly ass bitch. Stupid ass bitch. How you gonna get assassinated, fuckin lame ass bitch. Whore. Gay. Gay. Homosexual. Gay. No balls. Gay. Hoe. Slut. Blue balls havin ass. Dickless. Dicknips. Big tiddy havin ass. No ass havin ass. Gets betrayed every Tuesday lookin ass. Wealthy lookin ass. Lonely lookin ass. Cringe. I bet you cry yourself to sleep at night. 'No one to tuck me in at night' lookin ass. 'Nice guys finish last' lookin ass. 'Rawr x3 Im so quirky and weird' lookin ass. Edgy lookin ass. 12 layers of makeup lookin ass. 'I went to college for this' lookin ass. 50 shades of purple lookin ass." - Bumblebee to Megatron, 2023
"I know you aint laughin', 8 legged ass bitch. Itsy bitsy lookin ass bitch. How you gonna suck me then ghost me tf. [talking about the power snatchin shit] Fuckin whore. What even is the deal with you and Optimus? Are you his ex? Honestly he could've done better tbh. Slut. Hoe. 'I listen to Drake' lookin ass bitch. XXXtentacion listenin ass bitch. I bet you use tinder, stupid ass bitch. I bet you catfish mfs on twitter. You look like you use reddit just to play into your goofy ass 'not like the other girls' persona. Newsflash: Drinking starbucks is not a personality trait." - Bumblebee to Black Arachnia, 2023