Bleach Humor - Tumblr Posts
I was debating whether to reblog a post related this week's Bleach episode but I couldn't stop laughing at this xD
From Bleachlists’ “If the captains and lieutenants swapped bodies…” list. :3
I also put Bleachlists’ URL in the watermark as a precaution from art thieves (People who crop shit from artworks are art thieves o u o) because hey, I don’t want other people taking credit for her brilliant ideas, too.
And yeah, I added a bit of OOC-ness for the humor *cough*pimp daddy yama*cough* XD
Isshin reacting to all of the insanity during TYBW would be the funniest shit.
Shit Isshin might say (if he saw zombie Hitsugaya and zombie Matsumoto)
As requested by anon. :)
Hitsugaya and Matsumoto were recently turned into zombies, because that is a thing that happens in Bleach now. But what if their old captain, Isshin, finally returned to Soul Society and saw them as zombies? What sorts of things might he say?
1. “T-Toshiro! Why are you wearing a Quincy uniform??”
2. “I know my absence probably left you with abandonment issues, but Yhwach is not your new dad!”
3. “I know his facial hair is magnificent, but even so!”
4. “Rangiku has abandonment issues too, and you don’t see HER joining the Quincy!”
5. “I mean, you haven’t joined the Quincy, have you, Rangiku?”
6. “…….or don’t answer me. That’s okay. It’s cool. I know you’re probably mad.”
7. “Just - how could you join the Quincy, Toshiro????”
8. “Not that I hate the Quincy. My wife was a Quincy. But there’s Quincy, and then there’s Quincy, if you know what I mean.”
9. “Also, why are you so…….gray?”
10. “For that matter, why is Matsumoto so gray?”
11. “And why are you both staring at me with blank lifeless eyes?”
12. “Also, why haven’t either of you reacted at all to my sudden appearance, even though you must have been wondering for like twenty years where I was and what happened to me?”
13. “Also why aren’t you blinking?”
14. “Wait a second………….are you guys zombies?”
15. “Oh my fucking god you guys are ZOMBIES!”
16. “I leave for twenty years, and you BOTH get turned into ZOMBIES?!?”
17. “Toshiro, you’re supposed to be smarter than that! Rangiku, you’re supposed to be WAY more sensible than that!”
18. “Love the new hair though, guys. Seriously. Great look for both of you.”
19. “So, uh, I guess this means no big reunion, huh?”
20. “I was gonna say how proud I was of both of you, and how sorry I was for the way I left, and I was going to blow both of your minds with the news that I’m Ichigo’s dad! That’s right - I raised the kid who keeps saving the universe!”
21. “But now it just seems so….pointless. Can you guys even hear me?”
22. “Grunt if you can hear me.”
23. “Grunt if you can’t hear me?”
24. “Man. I can’t tell if you guys aren’t talking ‘cause you’re just that mad, or if it’s the zombie thing.”
25. “I guess I shoulda talked to you guys in the world of the living, huh?”
26. “Back before you were zombies.”
27. “That would have meant Ichigo finding some things out earlier, but then, maybe that would have helped him.”
28. “I’m just…….I’m really sorry.”
29. “…”
30. “I really gotta stop waiting so long to talk to people!”
What could have been....Uryu vs Senjumaru to see who is the best tailor of Bleach.....
……………= _,= ★
Santa, all I want for Christmas is no more Shinji scenes or dialogue to be cut from Cour 3 or Cour 4 🥺
this is haRDLY THE TIME
