[blog With Bill] - Tumblr Posts

the scars didn’t get any bigger, right? that’s what those funky little lines are?

Yeah, They didn't grow worse (thankfully)

He's not only bandaged together, i had to use some duct tape to keep the broken bits from shifting/falling off again.

Not the best solution, but it works (learned from experience, ran outta bandages before)

hi! I found this patient file for bill, I think its from theraprism, but its so vague, Something tells me that these doctors weren't actually very helpful, why are they so cryptic???

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

PATIENT FILE: BILL CIPHER

GREATEST LOVE: himself

GREATEST FEAR: himself

ART THERAPY NOTES: all he draws is red and blue triangles

PATIENTS ODD PHOBIA'S: 3D glasses, Venetian blinds, TV static.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

and that's literally it, nothing else. istg these doctors are so useless- not going to explain anything?? like, how or why?

but anyway, I hope any of these cryptic messages help, i would imagine nursing an intergalactic demon back to health isn't really something people do often, unless you work at theraprism lol

YOOOOOO HOW'D YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON THIS INFOOO???? /gen

This is kinda helpful tbh, I mean, it's definitely half-assed written (i mean, surely there has to be more in 'greatest love, greatest fear besides himself)

Though i've definitely seen him freak out over the blinds and anything static here. Heck, even the sound of clothing static gets him alarmed.

And then there's the triangle thing.

Poor dude, must be h̸̰̀ ̴̽͜o̴̭͐ ̶̺͝m̷̱̉ ̸̫̈́e̴̱̔ ̸̯̑s̶̟̿ ̵̢̕i̶͙̍ ̸͋ͅc̷̲̐ ̴̩́k̶̘̃

This. I might have a crazy theory - either its his demonic nature affects surrounding when hes unwell or. You and Bill are connected somehow?

You did smth that made his vision's bit better and then your ability to see improved. We need to know if it works vice versa. Do smth helpful to yourself and see, if its gonna have same effect on Bill?

Omg, symbiosis real (not clickbait) /j (ha)

Jokes aside, this is

Mildly alarming.

Yet again, he's a being I can't understand 100%, but I didn't mean to get THAT attached, zoinks-

He's gotta go at some point, right?

Sorry for the lack of updates today, was busy (had a FoodSafe class, I passed!^^)

Bill's doing alright, slightly lively today. He's been walking around the house doing whatever (been dragging a small blanket around like a cloak)

Left lunch/breakfast for him before I went out. (Tho uh, I think we both had seeing issues. I couldn't bring him with me)

Has bill's condition gotten any better??? If so, maybe you guys should do something fun. Like go outside for some fresh air. Or post misinformation online (I think bill would like a distraction from his current predicament)

Real shiz

Meme aside, Bill's doing better (I think)

A bit wary of me for some reason, keeps calling me a 'weirdly convincing fleshbag'

No clue what he means by 'he can't even see me face'.

BTW, he likes the sonic snapcubes dubs, as well as vines.

We started this dumb thing where one of us says 'road work ahead?'

And the other says 'yeah, i sure hope it does'

Happens at random. Also gave him a kazoo in case he has another panic attack and he wants to spice it up

have you shown him the "look at the buns on that guy" one?

my personal favorite

Bill loved that one, thanks for the recommendation

P.S: we may or may not be having karaoke with drinks rn (hehe sparkly wine)

karaoke?!?! what is bill singing,,, what is that funky little guy's music taste,,, the internet wants to know.

Omg, we're absolutely VIBING to Prom dress, Charlie's inferno, Miss Miseryguts, some meme shenanigans, and other stuff (story of undertale cuz it's a banger)

Turns out our tastes in music is hella similar ^^

... OP, do you remember your childhood/past? Is it clear? Does it has any dark or blank spots you dont remember? How was your memory as of late/since Bill appeared?

It might be nothing, but be wary of how mental demon's presence can affect your psyche, even not intentional

Gonna be open, I forgot Bill's some kinda demon. Hasn't done anything demon-y.

As for my past? iiit's a bit all over the place, but i still know most of it. (Forgot some of the traumatic stuff ig)

Most i'll say is 'disfunctional, but managable'.

HE'S FINALLY TALKING ABOUT SIXER?!?!!

HELL YEAH, He seems pretty cool, being a scientist n shiz.

Started to ramble about portals and I ended up bringing the portal game series. (He seemed interested when i mentioned it's sci-fi and most of the characters have one eye)

I wanna save up for copies for my steam account so Bill can try it out (tho, my laptop is an old toaster and might not handle the graphics)

Maybe the sixer dude would like portal 1/2 as well (but damn, they both fumbled with their situationship 😭)

I wanna know what Bill thinks of this meme. And had he played 4D chess before?

This is heavily Bill approved

Also apparently yes

hey speaking of undertale I think bill would learn a lot from it,, sure you can give undertale to the pope but can you give it to the dream demon :3

YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY HYPERFIXATION YAPPING CARD

He's not gonna hear the end of it now >:)

I haven't really watched any snapcube dubs except for little snippets, could you reccomend me some stuff to watch?

Could you also share any other memes or videos (specificly your favorites) I may have missed out on that are filled with shenanigans?

- 佳月

This one is more of a gameplay, but is a banger cuz of how cray-cray it is XD

It's resident evil, but there's other gems like RE but with the facial expressions cranked up to 500%

Also HL1 but its google translated?! So goofy

(bonus snapcubes thingy that constantly, lives rent free in me head, however, eggman's twitter callout post on shadow is the top one there)

I know that the whole point of undertale is that it's your choice on how you want to play and everything but before you infodump maybe don't let him know about the genocide route? as much as undertale pacifist would fix him I think after the little episode? he just had? killing literally everything in the game would make him worse.

I'll leave the whole geno-run out, dw. I understand what you mean.

Definitely gonna be rambling about the characters and dynamics and boss themes for sure tho (lol)

Kinda also wanna yap about deltarune cuz i feel like he'd like jevil/spamton a ton (And whatever else comes to mind like a bear on a surfboard at mach-1)

did you ever find out what it was that could've hurt him that badly? i'm glad he's feeling better, but that was like... a LOT of blood by the looks of it. i'm just hoping it wasn't anything dangerous coming after him, whether it's part of our world or not... i certainly hope it ISN'T otherworldly, whatever it was. that'd be a whole other can of worms. please stay safe <3

We had a serious talk today since he's healed up well enough to think (and see) a lil more clearly.

He was trying to get out/away.

But uh, seems that he really is stuck with me.

Also learned that I somehow invoke some kind of fear into him?

I haven't done anything, and even he knows that.

Keeps saying he can't see my face.

I have no clue what he means by that.

Also asked me if i'm actually a human.

Well, I know I ain't a skinwalker. But I'm sure i'm human. (Devulged into some chatter about if i really know what i am. I'm convinced that I know what I am. I've been me for years)

wait, wait, I’m sorry, WHAT? you got..

bill FUCKING cipher..

the evil Bermuda guy with a top hat and crippling trauma..

The fucking dream demon.

to fear you..

without trying.

Dude. H O W.

I DON'T KNOW????😭

I'm just e̴̝̙̺̟̜̊ ̴̛͈̩̮̺̻̾͋͆ͅ ẍ̶̰́̓̀̈ ̶̗̣̟͛̓̓i̸̲̩̻̔̀͜ ̶̞̬͙͛͝ͅ s̴̞̮̱͇̈͂͌ ̵̦̗̌̓̃̀ ẗ̶͈̱͚͉̯̩́͊͑́̑ ̸̢̛́̎̑͗̾͘i̵̯̱̳͋͂͝ ̶̛͈̗̪͎͑͐̇̕͜͝ n̵̮̣̯̄̏͘ ̶͕̮̠̅̃͋͐g̵̡̰̐̍̕͝ bruh💀

"are you human" "are you dangerous" chat they're just autistic :(

I think I might be.

bill stop being mean to op you silly rabbit. just because someone's being genuinely nice to you for a change doesn't make them not human! <3

I'm starting to get the feeling something's still being done wrong but i'm not seeing it.

Not to set in the panic but.. i also cant see your face. And im afraid Bill and me can be not the only one

It's there in the mirror, maybe the phone is bugging out?

I see nothing wrong.

Can we get a photo of Bill? If he's cool with being pictured while still not healed up enough after the "puddles of blood" incident

The fella's doin (a lil) better! :D

are you and bill ready for spooky szn? :)

Y E A H