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OK THAT'S 10 HERE WE GO

Alright, for this recipe you'll need a raw onion. cut it in slices, like you're putting it on a burger. note how there is no hamburger to go with it.

following through teary eyes? good. cause next I need you to get a dish. a sauce bowl or something of that caliber works, just anything that can contain onion slices within it, and has a small dip so the next ingredient doesn't spill. put a slice or two or more in the bowl. best recommended to start with one.

now, the star of the show: the vinegar. any vinegar works, pick your favorite! I typically go with balsamic, but I've also used white wine. what are you waiting for? pour it on the onion. make sure the onion is about half submerged in. if needed, turn and push to soak both sides.

(you can skip this step and dine here, but I also recommend adding salt and pepper on top.)

now that you've created a meal able to kill a god, feel free to take time to wipe your eyes of tears, contemplate the monster you've brought into this world, and build up confidence for the meal you now have to eat. once you're done with this, you can finally experience the infinite jest of meals.

you eat it with a fork. or your hands if you've lost the ability to care past this point. the best part is the core of the onion slice(s). feel free to soak any bits of onion whenever. once done, drink the broth.

during eating, you may be feeling pain: that is normal. that's what it does. enjoy!!!

you know what to do with the rest of the onion. dinner's served!!

if I told any person on this site that likes food about the firefa meal it would send them into cardiac arrest and that's not even mentioning if you EAT IT