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Prologue

A loud huff filled the small empty apartment. After a long day of work y/n finally made it home. After kicking her shoes off y/n took a short hot shower she put on a comfy nightgown and cooked her self some noodles. Once the noodles got done cooking she took her bowl to her room and sat down at her computer and turned on her Xbox and put super mario in to play. Within a hour the noodles where gone, the bowl was placed on the counter as y/n sat passed out in her chair. Suddenly everything in y/ns room started floating, the computer screen started to glitch. Soon a bunch of sparks came out of the computer within seconds Y/n disappeared from her chair and from her world

Bowser x reader pt2 meeting Bowser

Soon the clown car came to a stop and Junior looked down and smiled at me "Don't move I'ma get my papa!" Junior said cheerfully as he jumped out of the clown car disappearing from my view. "PAPA!" I heard Junior yell "JUNIOR!!!" a load voice roared I froze 'this isn't real this isn't real this is a dream.. come on y/n wake up!' I thought to my self as I closed my eyes as the ground began to shake.

Bowser quickly ran to his small son he gently scooped his son up into his large hands and gently held him close to his snout. "Boy where have you been?! You've been missing all day!" Bowser growled as he pulled his son way from him to look at him. "Sorry Papa.. it's just I wanted to find you a perfect birthday present and I did!"Junior said happily as he jumped down from his father's hands and quickly ran to his clown car. "She was very nice to me, she's really pretty too and she knows my name!" Junior said with a smile "She?" Bowser asked as he walked closer to his son's clown car, Junior smiled as he tipped his clown are and a young pudgy woman rolled out and landed right in front of Bowser. Y/n looked up and her e/c eyes locked on Bowser glowing lava red eyes. Bowser had to admit she was pretty/cute. All the koopa guards ran over and pointed their weapons at y/n making her freeze up as she looked around in fear Junior growled and ran and hugged her back "Don't hurt her!" He growled as he shot a small fire ball at one of the guards. "LOWER YOUR WEAPONS!" Bowser growled making all the guards jump before they lowered their weapons for their king. Bowser leaned down and stuck out his large hand to y/n "I apologize miss." Bowser said gently y/n slowly grabbed a hold of his first finger as Bowser pulled her up to her feet. Junior smiled as he stayed on her back. "See papa I told you she's pretty!" Junior said with a smiled as he rubbed his cheek against hers. "Yes Junior you're right" Bowser said with a smile y/n blushed and smiled back "thank you King Bowser" y/n said. Bowser was shocked she was polite to him not begging to be let go or calling him a monster plus junior seemed to like her and she didn't seemed bothered that he was on her back and she never took her hand out of his. Bowser was definitely keeping her. "I've never seen you before where did you come from?" Bowser asked the young woman. "I don't know how to really explain this but I'm from another universe where I come from y'all are from a video game. The last thing I remember was falling asleep in my chair then waking up here.." y/n said as junior climbed off her. "You can stay here with us until we find you a way home." Bowser said without a thought. Y/n looked surprised "you would allow a complete stranger stay with you?" Y/n asked "Yes, a young woman like yourself doesn't need to be all alone in the woods, something could get you and I could never forgive me self if that happened." Bowser said as his eyebrows frowned. 'King Bowser is asking and not forcing me to do anything.. huh.. This might just be a trick for my to stay with him but he does have a point I don't want to be alone in a place I've never been..' y/n thought to herself "Ok as long as your ok with me staying with you." Y/n responded Bowser smiled and gently cupped both of her hands "Wonderful!!!" Bowser cheered as he brought y/n closer to him junior cheered as well. Bowser is 10ft 2 ins this koopa is very tall just one of his hands could hold y/n perfectly. "Kamek!!" Bowser yelled soon the wizard came flying into the room "Yes your highness" Kamek bowed before locking his eyes on the human woman in his Majesty's arms "We have a guest please go set up a comfortable room for her" Bowser said happily. Kamek was surprised but didn't complain his Majesty was happy and he swears if his eyes could they would be hearts they would be. "Yes your majesty." Kamek bowed before disappearing. Bowser gently picked up y/n and placed her on his shoulder then picked up junior "Come I'll show you are the castle so you don't get lost!" Bowser said as he started to walk deeper into the castle

A hour later~

Bowser was done showing y/n around the castle it was late now junior was sent to bed little bit ago. Kamek came to tell Bowser to tell him her room was done. Kamek lead Bowser and his guest to the guest room.

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"Here is your room miss, you also have a closet and your own bathing room as well" Kamek said bowing "this is gorgeous Thank you Mr Kamek!" Y/n said in excitement. Kamek was surprised he wasn't used to humans saying thank you to him, Bowser smiled before dismissing Kamek. Kamek bowed before zooming off on his broom "it's late in the morning we'll share breakfast. Have a good night miss y/n" Bowser said as y/n looked up at him "good night king Bowser thank you again" y/n said with a tired smiled Bowser nodded before closing the door y/n kicked off her fuzzy slippers and hopped into the bed and it felt like heaven her eyes grew heavy before she passed out.

Bowser smiled to himself as he walked to his own chambers he was definitely keeping the young woman.

The Betrayal chapter 1

Bowser x female reader

Silence filled the large open area where the mushroom kingdom edge meets the dark lands. Bowser stood at his full height at 10 ft 2 inches glaring down at the Mario Bros and Y/n with a cage with peach in it beside his knee. "Choose Mario. Peach or y/n. Choose y/n you'll never see peach again, choose Peach and you'll never see y/n again and all you have to do is sign the paper for a peace treaty" Bowser said with a smug smile with a paper and pen in hand. "Mario!" Peach cried "Mario don't we can figure something else out!" Luigi begged his brother. Mario looked at peach, Bowser and then y/n "Mario-" y/n started before she was harshly pushed down In front of bowser's feet. Y/n slowly pushed her self up on to her knees looking back at Mario as he signed the paper before looking up at Bowser. He smiled darkly before leaning down opening Peach's cage, she quickly crawled out then got up and ran into Mario's arms. "In you go dear" Bowser said gently curling a large scaly finger under y/ns chin. Tears rolled down y/ns cheeks before she crawled into the open cage, she sat down and locked her arms around her legs to her chest. Bowser shut the cage door before picking up the cage "Y/n I -" mario started "save the sob story Mario." Y/n snapped. "Thank you for the peace treaty" Bowser said with a smile looking down at the girl in the cage in his arms as he and his troops started to walk back to his castle.

The betrayal Chapter 2

Bowser x female reader

The air grew hotter the closer we got closer to bowsers castle. Y/n sat there sweating in her overalls "when we get to the castle I'll have Kamek get you some clothes and get you a bath ready" Bowsers deep voice made y/n jump she looked up at him "why?" She asked, "Easy can't have my guest get rashes because of sweat" Bowser said proudly Y/n nodded. As Bowser walked over the bridge above the lava he gently tilted the cage and y/n plopped into his crawled hand, once he made sure she was out he placed her on his left shoulder he threw the cage into the lava. Y/n sat there on his shoulder before grabbing his horn "If ya wanted to hold me so bad why did you bring the cage?!" Y/n angrily asked the giant koopa. Bowser just chuckled before moving his eye to look at her "you really think peach was going to let me touch her much less hold her? Plus it was easier to do" Bowser shrugged. Soon Bowser walked into his throne room, he sent his troops off to their normal duties. Bowser gently cupped his hand around y/ns waist and pulled her off his shoulder and gently placed her in front of him. "Kamek!" Bowser yelled as he sat down on his throne soon a magikoopa in a blue robe came flying into the room. "Yes your majesty" Kamek bowed. Bowser pointed down at at y/n Kamek followed the point before his eyes looked on the woman, he recognized her she usually hung out with the plumbers. "Y/n is going to be living here from now on. Get her some clothes and a room ready and tonight she'll have supper with me and my children" Bowser said. Kamek nodded before flying down to y/ns level "Dear may I measure you?" Kamek asked y/n slowly nodded Kamek quickly started to get y/ns measurements. "Your clothes and room will be done soon let's get you in the bath" Kamek said before him and y/n poofed off to the bathroom. "Ok into the bath with you!" Kamek sang as he flicked his wand and water filled the large pool sized tub. 'please don't tell me he'll be in here while I get in the bath..' y/n thought to her self as she watched the magikoopa hang a towel on the rack. "Nonsense dear I will leave and only return when you call me when your done so I can give you your clothes" Kamek smiled making y/n jump and stare at him "y-you can read minds?!" Y/n asked making Kamek chuckle "Yes dear! Now I'm off to get your room and clothes ready. Just say my name and I'll come back with your clothes for tonight" Kamek said before bowing then poofing off. Y/n just let out a sign before getting ready for the bath.

After the bath~

Y/n was wrapped up in the large towel Kamek left for her after she dried herself off. Y/n made sure the towel was wrapped all around her before yelling "Kamek!" A second later Kamek poofed in front of her with a folded clothes with shoes and jewelry in his hands "Heres tonights outfit once you've gotten dressed a shyguy will walk you down to the dining room and someone will come for your dirty clothes so just leave them" Kamek said with a smile then handing y/n the clothes before poofing off again. Y/n quickly got into everything she was given because she didn't want Bowser to get angry if she made him wait for to long. Once y/n was fully dressed she looked at her self in the giant mirror "wow this is amazing.." she said as she twisted her body to look at her self. She quickly snapped out of her shocked state and walked over to the door and opened it making the shyguy by the door jump "oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to frighten you!" Y/n apologized to the shyguy who just shock his head. He grabbed y/ns hand and quickly started walking dragging y/n along with him. Once they got down the stairs y/n could see Bowser growling at some smaller koopas but stopped as y/n and shyguy got closer to them shyguy let y/ns hand go before bowing and running off.

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Bowser froze for a second before smiling "you look lovely this evening shall we head to supper now my children are excited to see you again" Bowser said as he leaned down gently grasped y/ns small hand and brought it to his snap and kissed the back of her hand. "Bowser before we go in why did you want me for a peace treaty?" Y/n asked the koopa king "you'll see" Bowser said as he opened the dining room doors.

The betrayal Chapter 3

Bowser x female reader

As soon as the dining room doors were opened y/n saw 8 koopalings yelling over each other at the large dining table. "Quiet!" Bowser yelled They all looked over at Bowser and Y/n."y/n dear meet my kids Larry, Morton, Wendy, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, Ludwig and Bowser Jr" Bowser said, suddenly all the koopalings pointed at y/n "It's you!" They yelled in unison y/n blinked for a second then it dawned on her. "I SAVED YOUR KIDS?!" Y/n yelled as she quickly looked up at Bowser who smiled down at her "Yes. I've liked you for a while. I only kidnapped Peach to get closer to you then my children told me you saved them from Mario's rage and the fire. I knew you would be the perfect wife and mother." Bowser said confidently.

~Flashback~

Fire was everywhere. Bowser had just kidnapped Peach again and everything was up in flames. Y/n and Luigi were looking through the burning building trying to find Mario or anyone else that was trapped. Soon y/n and Luigi came to the throne room where Mario was yelling at some koopalings "We have to get them out before the fire gets worse! Jump from the window" Y/n said running past Luigi. Mario had cornered the koopalings y/n shoves him "This place is going up in smoke, get your angry head out of the clouds!" Y/n growled as she shoved him before Mario could say anything Luigi grabbed him and started pulling him towards the window. Y/n turned towards the 8 koopalings "Look we have to get out of here unless you want to go up in flames ok?" Y/n asked, coughing a little "we don't listen to you!" The grey koopaling growled before y/n spoke she saw a piece of wood falling towards the koopalings she quickly got closer to them and caught the falling wood the koopalings looked shocked. "Look, we don't have time to argue, we have to go now!" Y/n huffed as she threw the wood to the side. The koopalings nodded before going to the window suddenly the girl koopalings foot got stuck "Go! I'll help her!" Y/n yelled as she leaned down keeping the young koopaling get her foot unstuck but the other koopalings stayed near. Y/n quickly picked up the girl before looking at the window where the other koopalings where she huffed "Sorry about this!" Y/n said before running full force arm spread out grabbing all the koopalings somehow and falling out the window. All the koopalings held on to y/n tightly as they fell, soon they landed on something soft and squishy they had landed on a mushroom house's roof. The koopalings quickly let go of y/n and ran to their ship as y/n ran to find the Bros.

~end of flashbacks~

Y/n was shocked "hehe well it's nice to actually meet y'all and not jumping out a window" y/n said rubbing the back of her neck. Bowser picked y/n up and walked over towards the table placing her in the chair beside his. Y/n looked at the koopalings and then Bowser before smiling to herself and digging into the dinner listening to the koopalings talk about their day and activities. 'i hate my cousin but I'll have to thank him one day..' y/n thought to herself.

The betrayal

Chapter 4

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I crossed my arms in front of my chest as all the koopalings sat in front of me with the biggest puppy eyes they could make. "Y'all want to play a prank on your dad but need my help figuring out what type" I said trying not to smile looking down at the kids as they nodded eagerly. "Yes please mama y/n!!" They pleaded. I smiled and shock my head "alright" I started "Yay!" They cheered "But! Remember if Bowser starts a chase everyone for themselves deal?" I asked the koopalings nodded, I gently sat down and the koopalings and I started to plan the prank for their father. "This prank is perfect!" Lemmy said with a smile as he looked up at me from my lap "almost as perfect as me!" Wendy said flipping her bow "perfect you? don't make me laugh" Roy chuckled pushing his sisters shoulder making Wendy growl and push Roy back as the other koopalings cheered. "Ok ok no fighting!" I said leaning over and putting a hand between the two. Wendy and Roy huffed before looking away from each other. "Ok if we want this plan to work how are we going to get the water guns?" Ludwig asked "someone has to go to the wizard" Morton huffed "I'll do it" Iggy said as he got up "I'll help!" Larry yelled getting up and following Iggy out the door. I felt weight on my side, I looked down to see Jr leaning against me "you ok bud?" I asked as I rubbed his shoulder "Papa's seemed upset lately. Do you think this will cheer him up?" Jr asked, looking up at me with sad eyes. I gently rubbed his head "of course. He gets pranked by all his children. I bet he'll laugh '' I said with a smile Jr quickly got happy. "We got the water guns and they're full!" Larry cheered as him and Iggy walked into the room with their arms filled with loaded water guns. "Sweet! Let the fun begin!" Lemmy said as he grabbed a water gun. I smiled "alrighty kiddos let's go prank your father" I said with a evil smile all the koopalings cheered.

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The koopalings and I stood behind a corner of the hall staring into the throne room watching Bowser command his soldiers with Kamek. I smiled "alrighty my children ready-" I started as we all aimed our water guns at Bowser "aim" Kamek looked back before smiling and stepping away from bowsers side "FIRE!" was all Bowser heard before he got soaked. Bowser eyes filled with rage "ALRIGHT WHOS IDEA WAS-" Bowser stopped his rage rant when he saw y/n and the koopalings with water guns laughing. Bowser felt a smirk on his lips "Everyone but y/n and my kids get out" Bowser growled and everyone in the room got out of there as quickly as they could. "Now to deal with all of you" Bowser growled his voice was cold, glaring at y/n and the koopalings making them freeze "no need to be angry Bowser the kids thought it would be fun to prank you" y/n said hoping it would calm him down. Bowser got down on all fours "SCATTER!!!" Junior yelled and all koopalings and y/n took off "GET BACK HERE!" Bowser laughed as he cashed all nine of them.

~One hour later~

Bowser was walking around his castle halls with his arms filled with his children looking for y/n. "How is it I could find all of you who lived in this castle all your life's but I can't find a human who just came here two days ago?" Bowser asked out loud only to freeze a second later to hear a small chuckle. Bowser looked up to see y/n clinging to a pillar smiling at Bowser "I found you my Dove" Bowser purred "Mama y/n climb!!" The koopalings yelled/laughed, making y/n quickly try to climb more up the pillar. Suddenly y/n felt something on her back then she was yanked back. Bowser had jumped up and bit the back of her dress. Y/n looked past her shoulder to see Bowser snout and her dress between bowsers teeth. "That's cheating!" Y/n laughed as she wiggled around making all the koopalings laugh up at her and their father who had a bit of pink on his cheeks. Y/n was happy the way she was being held by the back waistline of her dress. Bowser walked through out the halls growling at anyone staring at him for to long. "Looks like we lost" y/n said down to the kids who all huffed "well papa did you have a little bit of fun?" Junior asked "yes thank you all" Bowser said through his teeth. Bowser knew if he opened his mouth y/n would fall and he didn't want that. "Dad when are going to put us down?! It cramped!" Wendy whined as she push Roy away from her. Roy growled and but her making her scream then start hitting him. Iggy sighed y/n was trying to separate them Bowser just sighed before crouching down and letting all the children down before reaching up and gently grabbing y/n before he let go of her and gently placed her on her feet before pulling Wendy and Roy away from each other. "Dog pile on Papa!" Junior yelled before all the koopalings jumped on him knocking him on his shell y/n just laughed at the scene playing out In Front of her. Bowser and the koopalings looked at her "you think this is funny do ya? Well get over here!" Bowser laughed and he grabbed y/n and brought her into his arms as he held all his children and her in his arms smiling. Not many got to see the not scary side of Bowser and those who do are either really close to him or see it by accident and will take the secret to their grave. Kamek smiled as he watched from the shadows.

Hey everybody!

Meet Bowser!

So, the movie really had me thinking about what Koopa culture reminded me of and I really couldn't get this image out of my head!

And honestly?

Bowser being Polynesian fits!

In both the Bowuigi one shot and in the main fic I'm writing, Bowser and the citizens of the Darklands participate in a mix of Maori and Hawaiian culture.

I might expand more on the cultures for both my main fic and my bowuigi one shots (I plan to write less angsty Bowuigi soon! Can't leave my ship in shambles) when I have the time.