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Peer: “Are you picking up what what I’m putting down?”
Me: “oh sure” *picks it up*
Peer: “what, how-”
Me: *drops it* “fuck”
…
Me: “do you have another one”
*BANG BANG BANG* *CRASH*
*falls through the ceiling* WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN


Throcky you should know better than that
"No dude, you have asthma"
"Well I've also got a unhealthy need to prove myself and no sense of self-preservation, now give me that damn balloon"
I barge through a pair of large wooden doors dressed into a antique throne room with a round stone table surrounded by people.
[Me:] Fandom, I bring urgent news!
The leader raises an eyebrow at me.
[Me:] Here!:

Just watch ep. 3 do y’all think Jax was hiding what happens when he holds his breath because(if the NPC theory stands) NPCs don’t have one?
“They were engaged to be married” wtf else were they engaged for a sponsorship
“before we exchange vows we’d like to thank the sponsor for today ceremony, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS-”
“They were engaged to be married” wtf else were they engaged for a sponsorship