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BTS as teachers
A/N just a little idea that came to mind
Warning: a few curse words
Kim Namjoon
English
Loves telling his students about how he learned English
Helps students who struggle with their accents
Prefers having convo’s with students in English than teaching
Urges them to watch youtube videos in English to improve it at home too
Trips when trying to place a foot on a chair (have you seen the vine?)
Wears glasses bc he knows some students think he’s hot
Blushes when he eavesdrops on students convos and a girl is gushing about how much she likes him
Is awkward around her after that
Is loved by everyone
Kim Seokjin
literature
He walks in on the first day and a few girls faint
He’s too handsome what the fuck
He just stares confused
Makes it clear that he doesn’t really like to teach in the usual way
Hates making the students read a book or something they don’t like
Takes turns to ask the students about what to teach from the book
That’s why those who plan to go to uni and major literature love him but also hate him
A few guys came out as gay in less than a month after having him as their teacher
Likes to bring food in class and doesn’t care if students eat too but has made a pinky promise with all of them to never tell the principal about this
A few students fainted bc of the close proximity and his cute pinky around theirs
Why are his students like pokemon?
Fainting
Min Yoongi
Is supposed to teach you about musical instruments and other stuff
Instead walks in on the first day with an attitude like
“Which one of you actually wanna learn music?”
Those who want to become idols or really wanna learn about music are his fave students and he only works with them
Is a good human so lets the rest sleep
bc he values sleep
or eat
or study for other classes during his class
Helps those who wanna be rappers by giving them for homework some hard raps to make sure they can pronounce the words correctly and fast
Helps those who wanna sing
Works well with teacher jung by letting him know which students wanna be trainees so they teach them how to rap/sing and dance at the same time
Instead of test, his rap for the cyphers is how he grades them
Jung Hoseok
Works great with teacher min
Is literal sunshine
Everyone loves him
He cares for his students
Makes students learn choreos instead of making them play dumb sports
Helps those who wanna be trainees by teaching them choreos like save me, fire , idol and makes them rap/sing at the same time bc teacher min asked him to
All students squeal when they see him teaching body rolls or something else that’s hot
Can also rap and sing so he shocks students when he does it while dancing
Park Jimin
Eye smiles
For days
He is so fucking cute
But hot
Those thighs
He wears those tight jeans on purpose
I mean he a libra
Everyone loves libras
They are the biggest flirts wth
Oops
He a maths teacher (oh yeah)
“but you first have to solve this bracket here”
“but why”
“that’s how it is sweety, you’ve learned it last year, okay?” *smiles*
*a bitch was found dead in a ditch*
Has told students he can help with any subject (except history)
And he actually does
Everyone loves him
Teacher min avoids him bc he blushes and fumbles over his words when talking to him
Wrote him a song but said it’s only bc he thinks his voice fits
Yeah that’s bullshit teacher Yoongi is whipped for him just like everyone else
Kim Taehyung
Drama teacher
He walks in
He looks so expensive and serious
(aquarius vibe at first but then)
He smiles
And yeah he a puppy
He is so cute but becomes so serious
Loves shipping students and gives them roles as romeo and Juliet
he never gives those roles to those who are couples
bc he says that if they break up it’s gonna hurt them more
that’s a nice way of thinking mr kim
he can make a student repeat the same sentence 8327837578327894 times until they say it the way he wants
everyone loves when he jokes around but they are afraid of him when he turns all serious
Jeon Jungkook
art teacher
how can this man draw so nicely
some students just cant draw
he isn’t rude with them
teaches them a certain easy thing
so if he’s supposed to tell them to draw sth instead of a test or whatever
they,at least, can draw an elephants butt
his bunny teeth
make him so cute
brings banana milk to class and once a month gives banana milk to everyone
once a student told him he doesn’t like banana milk
Jungkook snatched it and glared
Later gave them a bad grade
Everyone was shook bc wow
Teacher jeon is a sweetheart he must be really pissed to do this
Loves spending his free periods watching teacher taehyung’s class
Helps teaching and plays the role of romeo while teacher taehyung is Juliet
(just imagine jungkooks satoori and taehyung speaking in a slightly higher voice, I dieddddd)