BTS As Teachers

BTS as teachers

A/N just a little idea that came to mind

Warning: a few curse words

Kim Namjoon

English

Loves telling his students about how he learned English

Helps students who struggle with their accents

Prefers having convo’s with students in English than teaching

Urges them to watch youtube videos in English to improve it at home too

Trips when trying to place a foot on a chair (have you seen the vine?)

Wears glasses bc he knows some students think he’s hot

Blushes when he eavesdrops on students convos and a girl is gushing about how much she likes him

Is awkward around her after that

Is loved by everyone

Kim Seokjin

literature

He walks in on the first day and a few girls faint

He’s too handsome what the fuck

He just stares confused

Makes it clear that he doesn’t really like to teach in the usual way

Hates making the students read a book or something they don’t like

Takes turns to ask the students about what to teach from the book

That’s why those who plan to go to uni and major literature love him but also hate him

A few guys came out as gay in less than a month after having him as their teacher

Likes to bring food in class and doesn’t care if students eat too but has made a pinky promise with all of them to never tell the principal about this

A few students fainted bc of the close proximity and his cute pinky around theirs

Why are his students like pokemon?

Fainting

Min Yoongi

Is supposed to teach you about musical instruments and other stuff

Instead walks in on the first day with an attitude like

“Which one of you actually wanna learn music?”

Those who want to become idols or really wanna learn about music are his fave students and he only works with them

Is a good human so lets the rest sleep

bc he values sleep

or eat

or study for other classes during his class

Helps those who wanna be rappers by giving them for homework some hard raps to make sure they can pronounce the words correctly and fast

Helps those who wanna sing

Works well with teacher jung by letting him know which students wanna be trainees so they teach them how to rap/sing and dance at the same time

Instead of test, his rap for the cyphers is how he grades them

Jung Hoseok

Works great with teacher min

Is literal sunshine

Everyone loves him

He cares for his students

Makes students learn choreos instead of making them play dumb sports

Helps those who wanna be trainees by teaching them choreos like save me, fire , idol and makes them rap/sing at the same time bc teacher min asked him to

All students squeal when they see him teaching body rolls or something else that’s hot

Can also rap and sing so he shocks students when he does it while dancing

Park Jimin

Eye smiles

For days

He is so fucking cute

But hot

Those thighs

He wears those tight jeans on purpose

I mean he a libra

Everyone loves libras

They are the biggest flirts wth

Oops

He a maths teacher (oh yeah)

“but you first have to solve this bracket here”

“but why”

“that’s how it is sweety, you’ve learned it last year, okay?” *smiles*

*a bitch was found dead in a ditch*

Has told students he can help with any subject (except history)

And he actually does

Everyone loves him

Teacher min avoids him bc he blushes and fumbles over his words when talking to him

Wrote him a song but said it’s only bc he thinks his voice fits

Yeah that’s bullshit teacher Yoongi is whipped for him just like everyone else

Kim Taehyung

Drama teacher

He walks in

He looks so expensive and serious

(aquarius vibe at first but then)

He smiles

And yeah he a puppy

He is so cute but becomes so serious

Loves shipping students and gives them roles as romeo and Juliet

he never gives those roles to those who are couples

bc he says that if they break up it’s gonna hurt them more

that’s a nice way of thinking mr kim

he can make a student repeat the same sentence 8327837578327894 times until they say it the way he wants

everyone loves when he jokes around but they are afraid of him when he turns all serious

Jeon Jungkook

art teacher

how can this man draw so nicely

some students just cant draw

he isn’t rude with them

teaches them a certain easy thing

so if he’s supposed to tell them to draw sth instead of a test or whatever

they,at least, can draw an elephants butt

his bunny teeth

make him so cute

brings banana milk to class and once a month gives banana milk to everyone

once a student told him he doesn’t like banana milk

Jungkook snatched it and glared

Later gave them a bad grade

Everyone was shook bc wow

Teacher jeon is a sweetheart he must be really pissed to do this

Loves spending his free periods watching teacher taehyung’s class

Helps teaching and plays the role of romeo while teacher taehyung is Juliet

(just imagine jungkooks satoori and taehyung speaking in a slightly higher voice, I dieddddd)

Bf!Ten meets your younger sibling

Ten x reader

Warnings: none

Genre: fluff

Word count: 1.2k (1227)

Summary: Ten was really excited to get to meet your little sibling. He loved little kids and wanted your family to love him.

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“I can’t wait to see you baby, though I’ll have to do a little live for the fans, so don’t ring the bell unless I’ve texted you that I’ve finished it,” He informed me. “But I’ll be watching it silly, so I’ll know when you’ll end it.” I reasoned with a giggle and heard his little chuckle over the phone.

“Right, I forgot that. So take your time in getting ready, I have the rest of the day free from schedule,” he said and I heard shuffling, probably from him lying on his bed.

“Okay, honey, but there’s a tiny, little but cute problem…” I trailed off.

You see, my parents were out of town to attend their old boss’ funeral, since he was such a good man and gave them so many opportunities. They obviously couldn’t bring my younger sibling with them to such long trip and to a funeral, so they asked me to take care of them while they’re gone and I agreed, loving the idea of spending much time and bonding with my little one.

Though the problem was that I hadn’t told my family about my boyfriend, knowing they’d insist on meeting him and his busy schedule made it hard to even see me for a few hours, never mind meet my parents from out of town.

Ten knew about my younger sibling and had told me he really wished he could meet them, so his reaction was just what I was expecting.

“Are you kidding me? I can’t wait to meet them, I’ve wanted to for too long,” he said, obviously excited.

We soon hung up and I started getting the two of us ready to meet Ten.

“Y/n who am I going to meet? Mommy has told me to not talk to strangers,” they asked and I giggled, before zipping up their jacket. “It’s not a stranger if I know them” I said and the 5 year old whined a “who is iiiiit?” trying to break away from my hand holding theirs. “It’s my boyfriend and I’ve known him for too long, so you are allowed to talk to him,” I said and locked the door behind us.

“What’s his name? Should I tell him my real name? Can I sit in the front seat since mom and dad won’t know?” they asked and I laughed as we walked towards my car. “His name is Ten, you should tell him your real name and no, you can’t,” I said and buckled him up in the seat behind the passenger’s.

“Aw come on…” they said in a small voice making them ten times cuter.

I turned on my phone, putting on Ten’s live for my little sibling to watch and pulled out of the driveway.

“Is this your boyfriend? Is he in a call? Hiiii! I’m y/s/n, I’m five and y/n told me you’re not a stranger so I can talk to you!” he said excitedly and I laughed.

“No, he’s doing a live for his fans, this isn’t a video call so he can’t hear you,” I said and saw them pout through the mirror.

“It’s okay though, since you’ll meet him soon,” I spoke up again and he let out a soft hum, watching Ten speak and read fans’ comments.

He finished up the live at about the same time we arrived, so I took my phone and unbuckled my seat belt. When we both got out of the car, I got my sibling’s hand and walked to Ten’s door. We waited for a few seconds before the familiar scent of my boyfriend’s house greeted the both of us.

“Oh, hello there,” he said as soon as he opened the door, looking at me momentarily, before turning to the younger one.

“Hiiii! I’m y/s/n, I’m five and y/n told me you’re not a stranger so I can talk to you!” they repeated the same words and Ten laughed picking them up.

“Hi, I’m Ten, I’m 24 and yeah you can talk to me, since you now know me” he said cutely and slowly walked inside.

We sat down on his couch, where he had already placed 2 glasses of orange juice and a plastic one for the youngest.

Ten started asking them questions about their school, their friends and jokingly asked them if they have a girlfriend or a boyfriend which made them laugh and blurt out a name, causing Ten and I to laugh.

“But don’t tell mom because she’ll embarrass me” they begged and we both laughed harder at their cuteness. Ten let them play a game on his play station, which kept them busy as we excused ourselves to the kitchen to make some food for the three of us.

Ten didn’t fully close the door, to make sure we could both hear if anything happened to them, before softly cornering me, placing his hands on either side of my head.

He smiled before leaning in, a little deprived of my kisses, having more than a week to see me.

I kissed him back, keeping things PG, in case y/s/n walked in on us. I placed my hands on his cheeks, one of his hands falling to my waist, as we both deepened the kiss.

His tongue begged for entrance, which I allowed and I felt him smile into the kiss, his hand giving me a little squeeze and pulling me closer.

We soon had to part, in need of oxygen and he nuzzled his nose against mine.

“I missed you,” he breathed, making my heart beat even faster.

“I missed you too, so much,” I said and pecked his lips once more and him following them making me giggle.

“They’ll soon come to find us, they can’t stay too long without having the attention on them” I whispered and he sighed, pecking my lips one last time before parting from me.

We reached for a few stuff, making an easy meal, before taking out the plates and the glasses.

He back-hugged me and nuzzled in my hair, breathing in the smell of my shampoo and kissed my neck softly.

“You always smell so good,” he said span me around in his embrace.

“I’m glad you brought y/s/n with you today, they are so cute and funny for a five year old” he said and I giggled.

“I knew you’d like them… though we didn’t get to spend much time together,” I pouted and he smiled.

“It’s okay, I will not be that busy for the next few days, since we just finished the promotions. Also, the practices for the new comeback won’t start yet, which means we will have plenty of time,” he said and I let out a small squeal before bringing him closer.

“Let’s go bring y/s/n, shall we?” he said after a few moments and I nodded, kissing his cheek before bringing y/s/n to eat.

Soon after our meal, y/s/n fell asleep on the sofa and Ten and I stayed cuddling until it was time to go. We exchanged our last kisses before waking them up and getting them ready to go.

“I really like your boyfriend, y/n, he’s really nice and handsome.” They said as I buckled them up and I giggled and agreed.

“I know, he’s perfect,” I said closing the door and soon drove the both of us home.

Bus acquaintances

Warnings: mention of car accident but don’t worry

Genre: Um not exactly fluff, but kinda fluff

Summary: Namjoon had noticed you taking the same bus as him. But when you randomly stopped appearing, he got worried.

Word count: 514

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You were always taking the same bus, at the same time, to get to work. You don’t really know when you started noticing, but there was always a young man, around your age, already on the bus before you. You had to admit, he was an attractive young man, who had caught your attention, but you never dared to talk to him and just observed him from afar. He had probably also realized you were a regular on the bus, because you had locked eyes with him way more than once.

After around a month, you had caught yourself looking around as soon as you got on the bus, looking for the certain person, but as soon as your eyes met, you looked away.

This had been going on for a long time and you had actually also caught his attention, but Namjoon was too shy to do anything other than smile when your eyes met, which you awkwardly returned.

Recently, though, a cousin of yours was part of a car accident, which led to them going to the hospital and to be in need for blood, so you obviously took a week off to give them blood and make sure everything was okay.

What you didn’t know, was that Namjoon had noticed your absence. The first day it seemed like you had just missed the bus or got a day off, so Namjoon didn’t pay much attention to it. But when he didn’t see you again the next day and the day after it, he got worried. Sadly for him, he had no way to contact you and make sure you were alright and was hoping to see you every day.

Soon, a week passed and it was Monday again.

When he saw you, he got up from his seat and stumbled towards you, sitting next to you. You greeted him shyly, but it didn’t take long to identify a worried look that was written to his face.

“You seem worried, did something happen?” You asked and he blushed.

“Ah, you, you are here” He mentally face-palmed at his inability to speak to you as comfortably as you did.

“Ah, you noticed I was missing?”

“YesandIwasworriedbecauseyoudidn’tgetonthebusforaweekandithoughtsomethingbadhappenedtoyou”

“Aww, there was no need to worry, it was just that a cousin of mine had a serious car accident and I wanted to be there for them, but everything is alright now.” You explain and he let out a sigh, nodding.

“Um, I wanted to call you and ask you about it, but realized I didn’t have your phone number and, um, would you mind giving me your number? Not only for incidents like this, like, I would like it if we went out sometime, if you want.” He rambled and you nodded in response, waiting for him to hand his phone.

You exchanged numbers, but realized your stop was the next, so you got up, bid him goodbye, getting off of the bus with a huge smile for the rest of the day.

Thank god, the both of you have to use the public transport.

Jealous Xiaojun

[Xiaojun x reader]

Warnings: none (JUST IMAGINE XIAOJUN RAISING HIS FREAKING EYEBROW AT YOU HOLY SHIII-)

Genre: not exactly fluff but sth among those lines?

Word count: 254

Summary: An old friend from school is clearly showing his interest in you and completely ignoring the presence of your boyfriend, Xiaojun, next to you and this makes him jealous.

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Dejun's eyebrows raised as he looked at your friend's hand rubbing up and down your arm in a 'friendly' way. You two used to be classmates and met in the big reunion he decided to randomly plan.

Ever since you walked in the room, even with the company of your boyfriend, Kwangsoo didn’t even bother to greet anyone else from the rest of his guests. He straight up ignored Dejun, after shaking hands with him and you're sure he didn’t even remember his name.

He continued subtly flirting with you not even caring to find out whether you're dating the guy you brought or not.

Dejun insisted to come as soon as it slipped from you that Kwangsoo had this weird type of obsession with you since 8th grade.

Dejun's arm slowly slid on the counter and he wrapped it around your waist, bringing you closer, his eyes staring right into Kwangsoo's and his eyebrow was still raised.

His hand was soon where Kwangsoo's used to be and you loved every second of his sudden protective nature.

Kwangsoo must have finally realised what was going on since he greeted a random person walking by and excused himself to talk with them.

Dejun moved in front of you with a small smirk on his face and you let out a small laugh burying your face in his chest, as he wrapped his arms around you and brought you close.

"I think he finally got the point." he let out and you laughed again. "Yeah, finally."

NCT Behavioral Analysis Unit

A Criminal Minds inspired au. Members included: Johnny, Taeyong, Yuta, Doyoung, Ten, Jaehyun and Jungwoo. Taeil is also mentioned but he isn’t part of the team. Reader x Mystery member. Try to guess who y/n is dating and see if you got it right! In this story, Doyoung is the leader. Also, in case you’ve watched Criminal Minds, JohnTen’s friendship is inspired by the friendship between Penelope Garcia and Derek Morgan.

Warnings: Murder, blood, robbery, mental breakdown, swear words, illegal activities. Genre: crime, mystery, angst but has fluff towards the end Word count: 3k (3000 words) ~~~~~~~  “Sorry to interrupt, but we have a new case. Everyone gather up.” Doyoung‘s voice made Jungwoo and you jump. Everyone soon appeared in the conference room and sat around the large table, while Ten was putting up the pictures of the victims.

“Three women were shot and found in their homes. Park Aera, aged 67, married to an old famous actor, Song Jieun, aged 64 married to a retired but very successful lawyer and finally Jung Yeona, aged 56 who was married to a surgeon who’s considered to be one of the best, if not the best in our country.” Doyoung started.

“So, for now the thing that connects the victims is the fact that all 3 women were married to very successful men and probably a lot of money.” Yuta spoke up and Doyoung nodded. “Yes, but now no, since the person killed the women and mugged them.”

“That must be the reason for his killings. Maybe he needed money, it could be a junkie or in general someone who doesn’t have a good paying job.” Jaehyun spoke up and Doyoung shrugged before continuing.

“Maybe, however there were no signs of forced entry. No broken windows and nothing on the doors.” Doyoung informed and showed us some quick pictures of the crime scene.

“So the person must have known them” Johnny said.

“But if they were considered higher class, why would they befriend a person of a way lower class and invite them in their house?” Yuta asked.

“It’s not impossible, but we don’t know how these three women could have met this person.” Doyoung reasoned and we all nodded, deep in thought.

“Also, keep in mind that those people kept large amounts of money in safes in their houses, so the person stole their money first, asking them to open their safes and then killed them.” He added and showed pictures of the wide open safes and the bodies of the women laying in the same room with blood all over them and the floor.

“Since the person simply shot those women, it’s obvious that he didn’t rely on anything other than his gun, so it must be someone of their age.”  You thought out loud.

“He didn’t try to choke them or beat them up because he wasn’t in a good physical condition to do so.” Jungwoo added and you nodded, before turning to Doyoung.

“Exactly. We will continue this on the plane, wheels up in 20.” Doyoung announced and everyone got up to gather their things.

 “Yuta and Jaehyun, go handle the press, the rest of you follow me to the crime scene” Doyoung instructed.

“As you can see, no signs of forced entry, no footprints and sadly there were no eye witnesses.” The local head policeman, Taeil informed you.

“The victims were found late at night, so it’s estimated that all of them were killed around 10pm on different days.” Doyoung said.

“Do we know where their husbands were?” You asked and Taeyong shook his head. “We will see them later today so we will ask them.”

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“After we finish investigating the crime scenes, we will inform you about the killer, but until then be safe everyone.” Yuta thanked them and left with Jaehyun, everyone coming back to the headquarters after investigating all the crime scenes.

 “My wife was a sweet woman. She hadn’t been in a serious argument with anyone since high school, or maybe even before that.” Park Aera’s husband cried.

“So, you don’t think your wife had any enemies or people who were jealous of her?” You asked and the man shook his head.

“No, definitely not. She was very friendly and selfless.” He replied and sat back.

“Did she have many friends?” Taeyong asked and the man took a second, before answering.

“She had a few close friends, but she was also very social. She could start a conversation with a stranger easily.” He replied and Taeyong looked at you before asking again. “But wouldn’t ever invite a stranger to the house, right?”

“Of course not. Who even trusts people this easily?”

“Where were you, before you found your wife?” Yuta asked Jung Yeona’s husband, but the man looked away.

“Sir, we can’t be of help if you hide things from us. Right now all we want to do is find the person that did this to your wife.” Jungwoo explained and the man gulped.

“I...” the man hesitated and sighed before continuing. “I was with one of the nurses of the hospital I work at. I have to admit I was cheating on my wife, but I did love her.” The man said and Jungwoo nodded.

“Did your wife know that you were cheating?” Jungwoo asked. “She probably had suspicions. I was distant and she was too.” The man relpied

“Do you think your wife would ever cheat on you as payback?” Yuta asked and the man shrugged. “It could be an explanation as to why she was disinterested in our marriage too.” The man said and Yuta just nodded, before exiting the room with Jungwoo.

“If she cheated, then the guy she would be with could have done that.” Yuta said but Jungwoo shook his head.

“I don’t think she would invite him in their house though. She would probably have gone to his house instead.” Jungwoo reasoned.

“Hey, Song Jieun’s husband was barely interested in his wife’s death and mostly cared about the money he lost.” Jaehyun informed the rest of you. “Park Aera’s husband was the complete opposite.” You replied and Jungwoo chuckled. “We got the husband who was a mix of these two, then. He was cheating on her.”

“So far, there’s no connection between the three.” Johnny said.

“We have the basics of the killer’s profile. We will continue informing the police as we gain more details, but for now everyone gather up for the profile analysis.” Doyoung walked past you into a conference room.

“We’re looking for a white male, late 50s to 60s.” Doyoung started. “He must have had a job that isn’t very high paying, so he targets wealthy women around his age or older for their money.” Jungwoo added and everyone took notes.

“He knows all his victims and probably develops a relationship with them. He is charming, flirty and very social.” You continued.

“He seems trust worthy and flies under the radar. No one suspects this person would do something like this.” Jaehyun concluded. “We will learn more about the women’s close friendships soon. For now, increase patrol around the houses of wealthy women.  We will hold a press conference and inform the public.”  He said and everyone left the room.

“Jaehyun go handle the press” Doyoung instructed and Jaehyun complied.

“Call Ten and ask him whether he has found any article about the three women that could help us find out more about their social circle.” Doyoung turned to Johnny, who nodded, calling Ten.

“You have reached the sass master Ten. If there’s anything that you need, I’m sorry but I don’t care.” Ten joked as he picked up.

“Hey sass master, we need you to check any articles written about these women. We need to know about friends or anyone they are close enough to invite to their house.” Johnny said.

“I have already done that and trust me there are many. Park Aera was married to an actor, so there are many photos of her with other people and fans. However, there’s something interesting about Song Jieun,. She was accused of participating in an illegal poker club, but her husband is a lawyer so he covered her.” Ten said and everyone looked at each other.

“Ten, can you check if the women had big money withdrawals recently?” You said and Ten started typing.

“Um, I wouldn’t say big money withdrawals. But they were very frequent, eventually adding up to a lot of money.” He replied.

“Thanks Ten. Let’s go ask them if they knew anything about this illegal poker club.” Doyoung said.

 “I- Am I gonna get arrested if I admit that I knew about this? I never liked poker, but my wife was a little addicted. I tried to stop her but it always led to big fights.” Jung Yeona’s husband said.

“Do you happen to know anyone of the people she met at that poker club?” Jungwoo asked and the man shook his head.

“No, they never revealed their names. They used code names.” The man answered. “What kind of code names?” Yuta asked. “Names from cards. For example King of hearts.” The man replied and Yuta sighed.

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“How are we gonna find them, if we don’t even know their names?” Jaehyun asked. “Don’t worry, we have Ten.” Johnny said and nodded towards Doyoung who was already calling him.

“Ten, make a list of all the people who had frequent money withdrawals.” He instructed and Ten sighed.

“It won’t be of help. I have found about 2000 people.”

“Narrow it down to only our city.” You suggested.

“It already is narrowed down to our city. Don’t forget this is the capital.” Ten replied.

“People in their 50s and over” Jungwoo said.

“212 people” Ten replied and waited for more orders.

“People of high paying jobs or married to people of high paying jobs.” Taeyong said and Ten raised his fist in triumph.

“Now we’re talking. 40 people.” Ten replied.

“Still too many.” Doyoung sighed and everyone was deep in thought.

“Keep the list and check the phones numbers. Did any of them contact any of the three women frequently?” Jungwoo said and Ten typed quickly.

“Narrowed down to 5, all of them are women. I’m sending you their names and addresses. Ten replied.

“Okay, thank you, baby, you were very helpful.” Johnny flirted and Ten giggled. “Call me that more often, will you?” He sighed and Johnny chuckled before hanging up, but no one questioned the two, as you were all used to the two flirting, but still keeping an amazing platonic relationship.

“We met up and had tournaments in each other’s houses.” One of the women admitted to Taeyong.

“Was any man a little too friendly to Jung Yeona?” Taeyong asked her.

“There is a man who is very friendly with every woman. But he is the one who actually started all this and just wants to have more people participate. He is naturally this social.” The woman admitted.

“Do you know anything about the man?” Taeyong asked and she nodded.

“We don’t know names, but I know that he wasn’t married and that he was the head of a famous restaurant.” The woman replied and Taeyong raised an eyebrow. “Was?”

“Yes, he has retired and started these poker tournaments to collect more money and send his daughter to a good university.” The woman replied and Taeyong nodded and got up. “Thank you.” He said and immediately let the others know.

“Ten, search for a head of a famous restaurant, not married, but has a daughter.” Doyoung instructed into the phone. “Found him. It’s Son Jihoon. I’m sending you his address right now.”

 “I’m telling you, I did not kill those women.” Son Jihoon said, but Jaehyun shook his head. “The only reason I ever contacted these women was just to invite them to the tournaments. But nothing else. You can check that I never called them. Only texted them.” He reasoned.

“That doesn’t mean that there wasn’t a secret message hidden in these texts or that you never went to their houses.” Jaehyun said and the man sighed. “Where were you the nights the women were killed?” Jaehyun pressed.

“In other tournaments, since these women didn’t want to participate in any tournament for the past 2 months.”  

“Jaehyun,” You appeared and called out, making him turn and look at you. “We found another body. The rest are heading to the crime scene already.” You informed and Son Jihoon sat back with a smile. “Do you now believe that it wasn’t me?”

 “This is the body of 68 year old Kim Eunji, wife of an old Politician named Seo Sunghoon who died 7 years ago.” Policeman Taeil informed you.

“This woman wasn’t murdered the way the other three were.” Yuta pointed out.

“She was stabbed repeatedly. How can a person in the age we estimated do this?” Jungwoo spoke.

“And the killer was able to get away so quickly, even if police patrolled everywhere.” Taeyong spoke as a matter-of-factly.

“This means that our killer must be younger than what we expected him to be.”  Doyoung said and took out his phone.  “Jaehyun, ask Son Jihoon if there’s anyone young taking part in those tournaments”

“There is a man. But I don’t know his name or number. He was always invited by someone else.” Son Jihoon answered and Doyoung sighed.

“Um,” Jungwoo spoke up holding a book and a piece of paper in his hand. “I don’t think we will need Son Jihoon anymore.” He said and pointed at a rough drawing of a man, drawn by Kim Eunji.

“Quick! Send the picture to Ten.” Taeyong said and Jungwoo complied.

“How did you even find this between so many books?” Doyoung asked and Jungwoo pointed at the book. “It’s obvious that it’s in worse condition that the rest, so I guessed it was her favorite.” He shrugged as if he didn’t do anything special.

“The man you are looking for is Hwang Kwangsoo. He is 23 years old, he has been in the hospital many times because he was bullied by his classmates for being fat and nerdy. He has a membership in a gym for year now and changed his ID photo to a more recent one where it is obvious that he is much thinner now. And his number has contacted all the victims more than once.” Ten said and Johnny chuckled.

“You’re fucking brilliant, you know that?” “Oh, I know, darling, but it took you long enough to realise.” Ten said and hung up.

“I texted Jaehyun and (y/n) the address, they will be there soon.” Yuta said and they all quickly got in their cars.

“Hwang Kwangsoo! FBI!” Jaehyun yelled. “Open the door! This is FBI!” Yuta yelled next but still nothing.

Jaehyun signed to us that he planned to kick on the door. “I’m taking the back with Jungwoo and Taeyong” Johnny said and Doyoung moved closer to you. Jaehyun kicked the door and all 4 of you immediately walked in.

“Clear!” You yelled from the living room and Doyoung repeated from the kitchen. Johnny motioned up the stairs and walked with Jaehyun trailing right behind him.  He opened the door and was faced with Hwang Kwangsoo with his gun on his own head.

“Why do they do this?” Kwangsoo cried. “Kwangsoo put the gun down.” Jaehyun ordered, but Kwangsoo didn’t move. “I tried so hard and they still ignore me. WHY DO THEY IGNORE ME? Why do they ignore me, agent? I am not fat anymore. I dress nicely. I now even have money. What the fuck does a woman want from me? What more do they want?”

“Kwangsoo, put the gun down and let’s talk about it. We will take you to someone who can help you.” Johnny said, but the man ignored him.

“Are you dating anyone?” The man asked no one in particular. “Why is it important?” Johnny asked and the man got up, making Jaehyun and Johnny raise their guns higher and follow his movement immediately. “Because,” the man started and pointed at them. “you are not as attractive as I am and I’m sure you have less money than me. So if you are dating someone, then you have to tell me why women don’t like me!”

“I’m not dating anyone. But it doesn’t matter what I-” Johnny started but got cut off.

“What about you?” he turned towards Jaehyun. “Are you dating someone?” He asked and Jaehyun let out a simple ‘no’.  “YOU ARE LYING TO ME!” Kwangsoo pointed his gun at Jaehyun.

“Kwangsoo, put the gun down now!” You ordered and Johnny looked at you as if you walked in at the worst timing ever, probably because you did. Kwangsoo immediately moved towards you, trying to grab you.

“YOU BITCH! WHY DO YOU NOT WANT ME?” But before he could get any closer, a gunshot was heard, coming from Jaehyun’s gun, who shot Kwangsoo on his side.

Kwangsoo collapsed on the ground, bleeding, his hands instinctively covering his wound, his gun falling from his hand.

“We’re gonna need an ambulance quickly.” Johnny spoke into his walkie-talkie.

Everyone thanked policeman Taeil and gathered up their stuff to get on the jet and finally go home. Taeyong tried to sleep, Jungwoo was finishing up his report on the case and the rest of you simply discussed the case together.

“I couldn’t not shoot him after seeing he tried to grab (y/n)” Jaehyun said to Johnny and he chuckled.  “Why? Were you worried that she wouldn’t be able to protect herself?” Yuta teased and Jaehyun shook his head ‘no’ quickly.

“Hey! I’m perfectly capable of protecting myself!’ You said, but nuzzled closer to Jaehyun’s side.

“Oh, I know. It’s because he was afraid that (y/n) would wanna date Kwangsoo, since he was more attractive and had more money than both of us.” Johnny joked and everyone laughed along.

Jaehyun turned to you, making you look up. “What?” you asked and locked eyes with him. “Will you leave me for Kwangsoo because he is more attractive and has more money than me?” He jokingly asked you and you chuckled.

“If I wanted someone more attractive and with more money, I’d simply date our leader, Doyoung.” You joked and everyone except Jaehyun laughed, Doyoung letting out a “Thanks for the appreciation.”

“Nah, I’m just teasing you, baby” You said and pecked his lips. “EW. I told you no pda at work!” Doyoung grimaced, but you waved him off, kissing Jaehyun again, who just smiled into the kiss.  

I lost my phone, can I have yours?

Summary: You accidentally took someone else’s phone when you left your class and that stranger took your phone. You manage to find a way to contact each other and meet to trade the phones.

Warnings: A few swear words, but nothing else.

Genre: Fluff-ish?

Word count: 1.3k (1384)

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"Oh shit" you mumbled and ran to catch the bus. You got in on time just before the door closed and you sighed in relief before looking around to hold on to something. Luckily, you didn't miss the bus and didn't have to wait for half an hour until the next one.  

A few stops later someone's phone started ringing and you flinched at the loud sound of a hip hop song you've never heard of before, but you guessed it belonged to someone out of those standing around you, since it was loud enough. However the phone kept ringing and everyone looked around, but no one made a move to reach into their pockets or their bags. Someone tapped your shoulder and cleared their throat and you turned around to look at them.

"I'm pretty sure this is your phone, Miss. Are you not going to pick it up or at least turn it off? It's getting a little annoying." The woman said and you widened your eyes. "But that's not my ringtone." you reasoned, but reached into your pocket to see a phone ringing. “That’s not my phone!” You thought, but didn’t dare to say out loud.

The phone stopped ringing and everyone sighed in relief, but at this point you were panicked. Whose phone could this be? You got off on your stop and walked home, wondering what to do with the phone. The contact that called was someone named "Felix", but they hadn't tried to call again and the phone was locked and had no emergency contacts.

You thought that someone must have gotten your phone and that you had gotten their phone accidentally. You tried to remember what the people sitting next to you in class looked like, but no matter how hard you tried you couldn't remember.

It was at least someone from your college and shared a class with you. But still, you knew no Felix so you had no idea whose phone it could be. Now, you could either wait until someone called this phone again or find someone to call your phone. Sadly your roommate wouldn't be home until late, because of her part time job, so you decided to go with the first option.

You were sitting in your living room with the phone on the coffee table, charging it so it wouldn't run out of battery and waiting for it to ring. Suddenly, an alarm started beating, sadly it wasn't a phone call and you sighed. Why would someone need an alarm at 8pm with the title "stop"? Maybe that person put am alarm to make sure they stopped studying? Or to stop procrastinating?

After turning off the alarm and 5 minutes later, you flinched at the loud sound of the ringtone you heard earlier today, coming from the phone. Someone was finally calling! The contact was the Felix guy again. You cleared your throat and picked up.

"Hello?"

"Oh thank god someone picked up." A heavy Australian accent was heard.

"Hi, is this Felix?" You asked.

"Um no, I'm the owner of the phone, Chris. I'm pretty sure we accidentally took each other's phones earlier today." he said and you sighed in relief.

"Yes. I'm (y/n) and I'd try to call you too, but my roommate isn't here so I couldn't. Did anyone call me?" You asked and heard a chuckle from the man.

"Yes, but I was so shocked that I didn't get to pick it up. It was someone named (y/f/n) though." He replied.

"That's my roommate and yeah this Felix guy called you too earlier today, but you probably know this. Anyways, um, is there any place you would like to meet up to get our phones back?"  You asked.

"Ah yes, um, it's Saturday tomorrow, so we don't have classes, but I can't wait until Monday to get my phone so if you are free, could we meet up first thing in the morning?" He suggested and you nodded though he couldn't see you, mentally face palming.

"Yeah, I'm free all day tomorrow."

"Okay, cool, we could meet up at this cafe near the entrance, I think it's called "Levanter" and get a coffee or a tea or something. O-or we could just get our phones back and go." he stammered and you laughed.

"I'd never say no to coffee." You replied and heard him quietly sigh in relief.

"Is 10:30 too early?" He asked.

"No, 10:30 is perfect." You replied and kept a mental note to ask your roommate to wake you up.

"Cool, see you tomorrow!" He said and excited and you said your goodbyes before hanging up.

The next day soon came, and you waited outside the cafe, without exactly knowing who you were waiting for. You saw a girl standing a little farther waiting for someone too, but you were pretty sure you spoke with a man named Chris yesterday, so you continued to look around.

A man approached her and you wished Chris would come soon, because you must have looked like an idiot waiting for this long. The man left after a minute and you looked at him confused as he continued looking around. Could that be Chris? He spotted you and shyly walked towards you.

"Excuse me, are you perhaps (y/n)?" You recognized the Australian accent and the voice and nodded.

"Thank god. I just asked someone else and they weren't you and it was so embarrassing" he said and sighed.

"It's okay, you found me now." You chuckled.

"By the way, I lost my phone, so can I have yours instead?" He blurted out the awful pick up line.  

"Oh no, you did not just say that" You chuckled but pulled out his phone from your pocket, handing it to him.

"Oh my god! My precious! Ugh, I've missed you so much, baby, don't ever leave me again." He said and you laughed loudly.

"Wow, it's so cool that you reunited with your baby, but can I reunite with my baby too?" You said and saw his eyes widening, leaving you confused.

"Oh no" He said and you cocked an eyebrow. "What?" You asked and he patted his pocket. "I don't have it" he said and you gasped.

"What do you mean you don't have it?" You screeched but he chuckled.

"I'm joking! Your baby is here." He said and handed it to you.

"You little shit! You scared me for a second." You said and hit his shoulder playfully as he giggled.

"By the way, your pick up line was awful, but I will give you my number." You said.

You sat across from each other after getting your orders, Chris had insisted on paying for your coffee, but you refused and told him to find a table for the two of you, secretly paying for his tea instead and bringing it to him.

"Why did you do that?" He asked after he realized that you tricked him and you shrugged.

"It's okay, you can get me a coffee next time." you said nonchalantly, wondering since when you had this much confidence.

"S-sure" he stammered.

After exchanging phone numbers with him as you had promised, you spoke up.

"Isn't it weird how we have talked on the phone without actually having each other's phone numbers?" You said and he nodded.

"Yeah, it's confusing. But it's okay. It's an interesting way to meet each other and it can definitely be used as an ice breaker with people." He said and you laughed.

"You're right on that. By the way, do you know how much a baby elephant weighs?" You asked and giggled at the thought of your horrible joke.

"Um, I don't know..." he trailed off with a confused look on his face, making you giggle again.

"Enough to break the ice" you said and he groaned.

"This is how you must felt at my horrible pick up line, right?" He asked and you chuckled.

"Yeah..." you trailed off taking a sip of your coffee.

And indeed your joke and your weird way of meeting was enough to break the ice, because you soon found yourselves conversing for hours and arranging to meet up again soon. For sure, it's a story you would share for the rest of your life.