But Also I Mean Star Wars Is A Weird Extended Metaphor Thing For Christianity - Tumblr Posts
2 years ago
picture this: biblical Mary and like approximately-10-year-old Jesus. biblical equivalent of Obi Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn (who are, idk what the biblical equivalent of a Jedi is, but like warriors of some kind??) come visit. this is kind of like the wise men ok. But like. Not because prophesy. So anyways they test his blood. But since they probably don't have super advanced blood testing techniques, they like. poke Jesus's finger with a sharp object and have him wipe it on a piece of fabric or something. And then they look at it really close or hold it up to the sun or whatever and they're like ":OO omg INSANE midochlorians!!!!!!!!"
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but also i mean star wars is a weird extended metaphor thing for christianity
btw this thought made me laugh hard enough that my roommate asked me to explain it
and then when i was doing that she could barely understand me because i kept laughing
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