Picture This: Biblical Mary And Like Approximately-10-year-old Jesus. Biblical Equivalent Of Obi Wan

picture this: biblical Mary and like approximately-10-year-old Jesus. biblical equivalent of Obi Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn (who are, idk what the biblical equivalent of a Jedi is, but like warriors of some kind??) come visit. this is kind of like the wise men ok. But like. Not because prophesy. So anyways they test his blood. But since they probably don't have super advanced blood testing techniques, they like. poke Jesus's finger with a sharp object and have him wipe it on a piece of fabric or something. And then they look at it really close or hold it up to the sun or whatever and they're like ":OO omg INSANE midochlorians!!!!!!!!"

Hey so I have also asked this question before but as a result of taking a communications class this semester, I now know a devastating fact for all twitter users: twitter is, according to my communications textbook, a website of the Exact Same Genre as tumblr!

Sounds unrealistic, I know, but you know how tumblr is a blogging website? Well, specifically, it's technically a microblogging website. A microblog, according to my textbook, is basically a normal blog, except that "the format and technology encourage shorter posts and content." Sounds like tumblr to me. Even if we do have long posts (like this one is becoming), a shorter format is more encouraged.

Side note, the name "tumblr" apparently comes from "tumblelogs," an earlier term for microblogs. So yeah, it's definitely microblogging.

Now that we've established that tumblr is a microblogging website, have this direct quote from my textbook:

"Today, perhaps the most popular microblog is Twitter"

And here's a picture, in case you don't believe me:

(It does also list tumblr specifically as a microblog as well, in case you were worried.)

So that's why. Because tumblr and twitter are the same exact kind of website.

Also, I should note that any "status update" feature is microblogging too. My textbook is very informational <3

(textbook used is Converging Media 6th edition by John V Pavilk and Shawn McIntosh, info referenced is on pages 200-201)

So.... Twitter users might be migrating to Tumblr. Time to show them who's alpha.

Why are they comin here why

Me every time I make an exceedingly bad, unhealthy, not smart decision: cue montage of me posing as a model in a photoshoot resembling a shampoo commercial

So anyways

cue montage of me posing as a model in a photoshoot resembling a shampoo commercial

hubris is called when i think i could do my taxes

(continuing to study) mafic is like. it's like the mafia? high temperature=high stakes and 50% silica because that's like sicily- what am I DOING (actively facepalms in the middle of the testing center)

(studying for my geology exam) porphyritic because por because- because it has big parts, which is like pores- this doesn't make any sense but I think it's gonna work

"I don’t claim to know a dead man’s thoughts, but I do know his words" that is a pretty good mindset to have actually