But If Vote Maxim Then We Can Fight - Tumblr Posts
I was going to say this is so incredibly unfair. WHY would you pit jägers against each other? And then I realized, no no, 100% fair to have jägers fight. THEY'D LOVE THAT.
SO
VOTE OGGIE! Oggie wins this one for me simply cause of this supremely casual moment of I bite a hat.

(What? Deja Vu? I posted about this last week? Caught me red-handed you did. But then you'll understand my bias and why I'm landing with Oggie this fight.)
BUT HOKAY. MAXIM wins The Hat off Ol' Man Death mit de sottle no less!

(From Maxim Buys a Hat)
Poll Administrator... I'm realizing now you've caught them without their hats on... and I'm here posting about them getting hats... Which means there's only one way to end this post!


Look at how proud they are of their new hats. LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT THEIR SWAG!
(Is this post actually hat acquisition propaganda?)
(Yeah, yeah it is ...)


Round 1