But In Terms Of Actual Relationships - Its All Mike - Tumblr Posts

And even lmao, the marketing is still pushing him as a dedicated, pining, lover.

I need some of ya'll to come back down to reality. William Byers lived in 1980s California, the LAND OF THE GAYS, and stayed single for a man dressed like a thrift store mannequin.

That is DELUSIONAL levels of love. He is not—I repeat, he is NOT—going to get with some pretty boy jock from Hawkins, Indiana. It ain't happening.