But Noam Is Way More Right Than It Seems - Tumblr Posts

so, I recently found Feverking and, y'all, Dara's a Disney Princess (according to Ralph Breaks The Internet).

(Spoilers)

"What kind of a princess are you?" -I cant find/remember the original wording but I'm pretty sure Noam calls him Rapunzel during one of the many jailbreaks

"do you have magic hair?" -according to Noam, big yes

"magic hands?" -"you can do the gesture" and boom! apple on the table

"do animals talk to you?" -I'll admit this one's a stretch but yeah remember the bird?

"were you poisoned?" -illegal suppression drugs at least once

"cursed?" -so many on this one. the magic itself, or you could say the fevermadness. hell, you could make a case for his telepathy

"kidnapped or enslaved?" -yes, technically he was under "protective custody" but he was under Lehrer's control not to leave the apartment and Noam had to wrestle him out so I'm saying yeah

"do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?" -everyone thinks Lehrer solved his problems (even though Lehrer cause most of them). I would go back to Noam saving him from the apartment but those two take turns breaking each other out of jail so I'm saying it's different

I rest my case, thank you for coming to my Tedtalk.

(also that makes Dara the long-awaited gay Disney Prince, just saying)