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I think Disney need to do Ralph Breaks the Internet side - series abuot the princess room.
like the pocket princess comics, but series.
i need this.
I need Rapunzel, Jasmine and Ariel explore the world together.
I need Snow White, Cinderella and Rapunzel talk abuot their abusive mothers.
I need Moana and Ariel be the bestie's we all know they are.
I need Mulan and Raya talk abuot their dragons.
I need Tiana to get angry at Snow White for letting animals into the kitchen.
I need Raja and Jaq (Cinderella's mouse) become friends.
I need All the princesses who like to cook will exchange recipes and advice.
I need Mulan and Merida who practice archery together.
I need An episode where Merida looks down on Snow White, but little by little Snow White's kindness and innocence make Merida like her a little despite everything.
I need Aurora to be the only one who is totally cool with the chaos of any princess, because she was raised in the forest by three super chaotic fairies, so it's completely normal for her.
I need belle try to find to any princess book That she will enjoy reading: romance novels for Snow White, Aurora and Ariel, adventure books for Jasmine, epic fantasy books for Merida and Mulan…
i need Pocahontas being the only one who actually know what they're doing.
I need friendship between all this unique, amazing womens.
I need this.
so, I recently found Feverking and, y'all, Dara's a Disney Princess (according to Ralph Breaks The Internet).
(Spoilers)
"What kind of a princess are you?" -I cant find/remember the original wording but I'm pretty sure Noam calls him Rapunzel during one of the many jailbreaks
"do you have magic hair?" -according to Noam, big yes
"magic hands?" -"you can do the gesture" and boom! apple on the table
"do animals talk to you?" -I'll admit this one's a stretch but yeah remember the bird?
"were you poisoned?" -illegal suppression drugs at least once
"cursed?" -so many on this one. the magic itself, or you could say the fevermadness. hell, you could make a case for his telepathy
"kidnapped or enslaved?" -yes, technically he was under "protective custody" but he was under Lehrer's control not to leave the apartment and Noam had to wrestle him out so I'm saying yeah
"do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?" -everyone thinks Lehrer solved his problems (even though Lehrer cause most of them). I would go back to Noam saving him from the apartment but those two take turns breaking each other out of jail so I'm saying it's different
I rest my case, thank you for coming to my Tedtalk.
(also that makes Dara the long-awaited gay Disney Prince, just saying)
Okay so I just watched Ralph Breaks the Internet last night and I’m so gay over Shank.
My 🎀favourite🎀 characters
Merlin from Merlin
Mammon from Obey me
Mu Qing from TGCF
Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls
Sherlock from Sherlock
Mary Saotome from Kakegurui
Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones
Vanellope Von Schweetz from Wreck-it Ralph
Judy Hopps from Zootopia
She could punch me a million times and I'd still mess with her.
Elsa de pijama :33333 (do trailer de Ralph Quebra a Internet: Detona Ralph 2)
Lembrando que Elsa não pertence a mim, pertence © Walt Disney Animation Studios
WRECK IT RALPH (Dir: Rich Moore, 2012).
Walt Disney Animation Studios first decade of the 21st Century was one of change and uncertainty. The practice of releasing cheaply made straight-to-video sequels to their most successful features was undoubtedly damaging to the Disney brand. The costly failure of ambitious efforts Atlantis: The Lost Empire (Gary Trousdale & Kirk Wise, 2001) and Treasure Planet (Ron Clements & Jon Musker, 2002) and a shift in public taste toward computer generated features saw Disney lose its position of industry leader to newer animation studios Pixar and DreamWorks.
Yet with the release of box office hits Bolt (Chris Williams & Byron Howard, 2008) and Tangled (Nathan Greno & Byron Howard) it appeared that Disney had finally regained their footing in the field of feature animation. Disney’s new-found winning streak continued in 2012 with Wreck It Ralph.
Ideally suited to CGI animation, Wreck it Ralph takes place entirely with the video games of Litwak’s Family Fun Center & Arcade. Titular Ralph is the bad guy from 1980s era 8-bit game Fix-It-Felix Jr. In a plot that somewhat recalls The Nightmare Before Christmas (Henry Selick, 1993), Ralph (John C Reilly), tired of his bad guy status travels from his own game to hyper-realistic shoot-‘em-up Hero’s Duty to candy cart racing game Sugar Rush in his attempt to earn a medal and prove himself the good guy. En route he befriends glitchy outcast racer Vanellope Von Schweetz (Sarah Silverman) whom he aides in her quest to become a champion racer.
The video game worlds are beautifully realised in director Rich Moore ‘s visually stunning movie. Every aspect of Wreck It Ralph is top notch from Phil Johnston and Jennifer Lee’s screenplay to Henry Jackman’s score to the superlative voice work of Riley and Silverman. Whether you are gamer or not there is much to enjoy in this genuinely inventive, surprisingly moving modern classic that I believe is one the best movies released by Disney in the post-Walt era, better even than the mighty Frozen (Chris Buck & Jennifer Lee, 2013). A sequel, Ralph Breaks the Internet, was released in 2018, my thoughts on which you can read soon...
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RALPH BREAKS THE INTERNET (Dir: Rich Moore & Phil Johnston, 2018).
A sequel to a Walt Disney Animation Studios feature is a rare beast. While the 1990s and early 2000s were plagued with cheaply made straight-to-video sequels (a few of which did gain cinema release) produced by the television arm DisneyToon Studios, no feature since the 2008 release The Little Mermaid 3: Ariel’s Beginning (Peggy Holmes) has bared this indignity.
Other animation studios such as Pixar, DreamWorks and Blue Sky have regularly released sequels to their biggest hits with varying quality, but I was glad that Disney had abandoned exploiting their product in this way, especially as their last decade has seen a run of exceptional original movies, arguably their best since the Walt-era features. So it was with some trepidation that I viewed Ralph Breaks the Internet, the sequel to the excellent 2012 original Wreck It Ralph and I am happy to report that I was not too disappointed.
Ralph Breaks the Internet sees video game buddies Ralph and Vanellope Von Schweetz leave their respective games in Litwak’s Family Fun Center and Arcade and travel to the internet, initially eBay, in order to retrieve a spare part to repair Vanellope’s Sugar Rush game. On the way they visit the noirish Dark Net and unwittingly unleash a devastating virus but not before a sojourn in hyper-real racing game Slaughter Race and an encounter with the Disney Princesses in a neat cameo via the Oh My Disney website.
Yeah, the plot is slightly convoluted! This is where Ralph 2 suffers most in comparison to the original movie; the simple story of bad guy who wants to be good is simply more appealing, not to mention more streamlined, than what is on offer here. It also has a mildly unsatisfying conclusion and a slightly muddled message, a little at odds with that of the first film.
Still, Ralph Breaks the Internet is a lot of fun and is visually spectacular. While this movie doesn’t quite live up to the original it is certainly well worth 2 hours of anybody’s time and I guess bodes well for the next Disney Animation sequel, due for release in November 2019; a little movie named Frozen 2...
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Animated Wardrobes
Elsa in Frozen, Frozen II, Frozen Fever, & Olaf’s Frozen Adventure
Bonus:
# does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe?
# does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe?
TODAY MY BRAIN BECAME WRINKLED.
RALPH FROM WECK-IT-RALPH BECOMING A GUIDANCE COUNSELOR FOR NRC!!
HE PERSONALLY KNOWS WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING THE VILLIAN, HE USES THE PHRASE "Just because you're a bad guy, doesn't mean you're a Bad Guy," AND IT MIGHT IRRITATE SOME STUDENTS, BUT IT WORKS.
In the Prologue, Ralph and Vanellope pull 'Ralph Breaks the Internet' type of shit, and somehow gets into Twisted Wonderland™️, BUT problem is, they don't know Japanese, But when they appear in Twst, it's suddenly in Self Aware Au territory! They get live translations as text bubbles pop up!
Ralph decides to apply as a guidance counselor for the school. Seeing that the main Twst cast will Overblot™️, and they know this as well! They know that inevitably they'll Overblot.
And only after Ralph applies, things get weird for the player, whose phone Ralph and Vanellope invaded.
Flavor texts mentioning a Guidance Counselor that was never there before.
"The Guidance Counselor has been enjoying his time here! The Housewarden has been more relaxed/lenient recently."
"Mr. R is oddly more buff than Coach Vargas. If they compete against each other, who'd you think would win?"
"Hey Prefect! Mr. R recently recommended that the Housewarden/Vice Housewarden should have a break for awhile. How about I hang around you for awhile?"
No matter how many threads, articles, wiki's, and even looking at JP side, the player still hasn't seen anything about a Guidance Counselor character along with a popular racer.
Ralph and Vanellope text each other about how most of the student body needs therapy.
But at the end of the day, the Twst cast now knows you read fanfiction about them and judge. ¯\_( ツ )_/¯
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Ariel and Ash - by ME
Ralph Breaks the Internet is already a horrible movie but I just can’t begin to imagine how bad it will age