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Hey Good Omens fandom (i am losing my mind) I have a question
What do yall think about Gabriel’s “lose the gut” line from S1. Cuz like-
First of all, Azi’s corporation has been the same since literally pre eden (yeah yeah own brain Mr Sheen isn’t gonna shapeshift for scenes in the past but point stands). He never “gained” any weight so why would Gabriel insinuate he lose it?
Of course we have Gabriel’s distain for food nailed down at the sushi scene in ep1 but ‘i do not sully the temple of my celestial body with gross matter’ feels to me an awful lot more like ‘i do not sully my celestial presence with human indulgence’ and also a bit of ‘digestion? ew’ but again, their corporations change because they want them to, and they haven’t? so why would he be referring to size when that’s not… a thing for them?
I get that it’s another way of saying “you’ve gotten too local to earth, too comfortable, you need to get back into fighting mode for the war” but he specifically picks at azi’s size, which doesn’t make sense because yeah it can have connotations about his supposed ability to fight in the war but we take all that from the human-made culture surrounding peoples bodies- not something that the Archangel Gabriel, who loudly and obliviously announced his purchase of pornography in an antique bookshop, would know ANYTHING about?? and also the fact hes jogging in that scene??? WHY ? HES BEEN ON EARTH FOR LIKE 3 HOURS IN TOTAL OVER THE PAST 6000 YEARS HOW COULD HE HAVE SOAKED UP THIS SHIT? CAUSE TRUST ME IT WAS HUMANS WHO THOUGHT UP THAT. Like i get it, corporate hell boss gabriel is fatphobic asshole (Mr Sheens pretty average anyway but you know) but he has no actual reason to be. Absolute asshole yeah but he’s not been exposed to any culture that would influence him to make that specific comment.
Maybe i just picked up on a tiny little hole in this shows continuity. Maybe i’m just losing my mind. Sorry but on the off chance this gets out to a decent number of people… any thoughts? am i just insane crazy?
LMFAO who’s gonna tell him
namjoon saying yoongi is like an ex girlfriend to him 😂
; I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE EXAGGERATING WHEN THEY SAID TO LISTEN TO MARIO KART SONGS ON REPEAT AND SHIT BUT LIKE. OH MY !?? GOD MADE SPEED A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT AND I'M SATAN ON A TRICYCLE BECAUSE I'VE NEVER CROCHETED THIS FAST. WHAT.
A strange Scrunkly has joined the party. Spamton is baffled.
