Camilo Madrigal X Reader - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

camilo: so what's for dinner?

y/n, staring at the food they just burnt: regret.

y/n: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

camilo: no its my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police

camilo: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis

y/n: you're like 15 years old

camilo: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

y/n: *holding a bottle* is this whiskey or perfume?

camilo: *chugs entire bottle*

camilo: it's perfume.

camilo: whaddya call a fish with no eye?

y/n, not looking up: myxine circifrons

camilo:

camilo: fsh

camilo: you're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you

y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule

camilo: absolutely not.

camilo: come on, I wasn't that drunk last night

mirabel: you were flirting with y/n

camilo: so what? they're my partner

mirabel: you asked them if they were single

camilo:

mirabel: and then cried when they said they weren't

y/n: what's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

dolores: disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

camilo: smad.