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Counting Ribs
I’ve been working for the past week on a bunch of different projects that require you know…true attention to detail and planning ahead and stuff and i was like….”Man, i’m tired. I wanna draw something fun and fluffy!” So here ya go! :D
Stan: “Mabel, ya know how many ribs are in the human body? Well, why don’t ya try countin’ ‘em? But slowly and maybe two at a time *wink*”
Mabel: “Ok! 2….4….6…. :D!”
Ford: *laughing uncontrollably* “TWENTY FOUR!!! THERE’S TWENTY FOUR!!
*eats this and leaves no crumbs* DHAJHDHHH YES YESSSSSS!!! I claim all of these!! These headcanons are perfect..PERFECT!! (੭ु˶˭̵̴⃙⃚⃘᷄ᗢ˭̴̵⃙⃚⃘᷅˶)੭ु⁾⁾~♡
l might….draw some of these because the Transformers brainrot has return’th hhdhsjhdhdhhh >\\\\\<
ive been obsessed with this movie for the past week sooo
TRANSFORMERS ONE TICKLE HEADCANONS :33333
‼️SPOILERS AHEAD‼️
Orion Pax
LEE:
- Mostly gets wrecked for being a dumbass 😭
- His worst spots are his ribs, armpits, and abs
- His laugh is pretty chuckly if you just lightly trace around his tickle spots but will get wheezy very quickly
- Gets wrecked by Elita and D a lot, either because he was being an annoying prick or he was just feeling down
- Has a bunch of tickle fights with D, has a 50/50 chance of winning unless D is PISSED
- After he became Optimus Prime he didn’t fight back or squirm a lot in fear he would hurt the others (they don’t give a fuck)
- Overall big dummy who’s also a softie :’]
LER:
- FUCKING JACKASS
- That noise he made in the movie trailer when he was flipping Darkwing off. Yeah he does that shit when wrecking you
- “Coochie coochie cooo! Awe, what’s wrong? Don’t like when I do that?? Eh, I’ll just keep going!”
- Ok listen I know they’re robots and it makes no sense but HE WOULD BE SUCH A BIG RASPBERRY BLOWER.
- D and Bee are his biggest targets (mostly cause he could never get away with wrecking Elita. Still does sometimes)
- His tactic consists of alot of poking and pinching, can and will wreck you if you deserve it (or he just feels like it)
- Easily able to pin down his lee, especially after becoming Optimus prime and getting fucking BIG
- If you just need a pick me up, he’ll be a lot more gentle :) don’t think he won’t tease you though he’s still a dick
- Is one of the only people who can wreck D and actually get away with it (other than Elita, she just doesn’t do it as often)
- overal an asshole (I still love him very much mwah)
D-16
LEE:
- trust me bro if he was wrecked ONE TIME in the movie he would be redeemed trust
- Worst spots are his abs, neck, and overall joints
- EXTREMELY feather ticklish, gets all giggly and squeaky from it
- Will fight for his life while being tickled, you’ll be lucky if you don’t get punched in the face
- Once kicked Orion through a wall while he was tickling him. They both got in trouble and almost got demoted
- Absolutely DESPISES cleaning days for the sole purpose that they have to clean dirt and debris out of his joints
- Elita and Orion have to chase him down and pin him to even get started. (Orion teases him the entire time despite Elita telling him to knock it off)
- PHYSICALLY cannot say tickle. Orion teases him to death for this
- Gets very snorty if you wreck him hard enough, however you can sometimes unlock a sweet squeaky laugh from him
- Orion once got him to squeal after getting his knees, hasn’t let him live it down since
- GRR HES SO CUUUTEEEE
LER:
- oh he’s a fucking DEMON as a ler
- If Orion keeps on annoying him or is just being a dumbass he’ll wreck him till his wires are overheating
- Shakes his hands into your ribs/sides/tummy to get you to shriek
- Not a big teaser (mostly cause he flusters himself) but will say the occasional tease if he feels like it
- “Huh, never thought you sounded like THIS when laughing.. It’s like you’re a whole new person.”
- Chases with him are TERRIFYING. He had to give Bee a break before even wrecking him just cause he scared the poor guy half to death
- Even if he’s brutal with tickling, he’ll be more gentle if you just need a pick me up or asked him for it :)
- Him and Elita are the biggest lers on the team. If they ever got into a tickle fight it’d be never ending (jk he would lose lmao)
- Better hope you don’t piss him off..
B-127
LEE:
- Biggest lee on the team, also the boldest-
- Literal walking tickle spot, you could just poke him anywhere and he’ll flinch and giggle
- A lot more open with tickling than the others, will literally ASK you to tickle him
- He once straight up asked D to tickle him and just stood there with his arms open rocking on his heels. D physically couldn't (he got too flustered)
- Has a very bubbly laugh, will stammer and beg before even being tickled
- “W-wawawait we can talk about this rihight!?-“
- Actually DIES at raspberries, will actually scream. Elita nearly shot Orion after she thought he was killing Bee (he just gave him a raspberry)
- Is so smiley after getting wrecked it takes him so long to calm down
- Overall likes tickling because it grows bonds and it’s a fun silly thing to do :3
LER:
- literally sweetest ler ever
- Just wants to see his lee smile :D
- Isn’t a monster like D-16 but he can still get you pretty badly if he chooses to
- Gives a bunch of lil lovey teases and compliments that will drive you up the wall
- “Ohh, I love your laugh! And was that a squeak too?? You’re ADORABLE!”
- While he’s poking you he’ll make little “boop boop boop boop boop!” Sounds
- Along with the obvious KNIFE HANDS he can also make little electric bolts come out of his fingers; perfect for tickling.
- Can reduce anyone to TEARS with that shit, great for humbling if someone’s getting too snarky or is pissed
- Almost always starts tickle fights in the team, mostly just cause he wants to see them all laugh :D
- Along with not being able to handle raspberries is a raspberry blower himself
- Learned his lesson of ‘don’t give D raspberries’ after he was literally left hooked in the face
- Just a big ball of sunshine :D
Elita-1
LEE:
- isn’t the biggest lee but she’s got her moments :]
- Her worst spots are her hips and back
- Like D she’s a big squirmer, will punch and kick a whole lot
- Orion’s really the only one who can get away with tickling her, if she’s in a good mood that is
- Has a very cackly laugh, however you can get some sweet laughter out of her if you’re gentle and sweet enough :)
- Don’t be so confident, though. You’ll be lucky if you can even get a single poke on her
LER:
- team PFNJRY
- She can be BRUTAL, especially if Orion or Bee are pissing her off
- She can’t exactly punch them in the face anymore and so she has to make SOMETHING work… luckily, that’s what tickling is for
- Will wreck you until you apologize (and say something nice about her)
- Uses her skills as a commander miner for teasing :3
- “Are you sorry?? I CANT HEAR YOU!!” (playfully ofc PFNRJG)
- Good luck in a chase with her, girlie is FAST
- Wins almost all the team tickle fights unless D is feeling extra mean
- i love her sm RAHHH
Sentinel Prime
LEE:
- okay i know we all hate him but i HAD to include him im sorry
- Worst spots are his ribs, hips, and back
- Has such a dad laugh, gets very cackly and wheezy if you manage to really break him
- His wings are also ticklish :3 you’ll get some yummy snickers out of him if you get em along with some wing flaps
- Protects his weak spots with his LIFE
- Im sorry I don’t have much for him 😭😭
LER:
- FUCKING. ASSHOLE.
- A bigger dick than Orion Pax if that’s even possible
- Will hunt you down and wreck you to shreds if he feels like it (or you’re being a dick)
- If you crumble to the ground he’ll follow you like a hawk and just get your bad spots
- does that fucking THING where he says shitty jokes while you’re laughing your ass off
- “Wow, I didn’t know my jokes were THAT good! I guess I’m just amazing like that, aren’t I?”
- With his size, he’s definitely gonna hold you under your arms and give you raspberries. Sorry, I don’t make the rules
- Digs his fingers in between your ribs or in the dips of your hips and just presses there repeatedly (lazy fuck)
- “Jeez, you’re laughing an awful lot.. I’m not even moving my fingers!” as you’re crying with laughter
- Will not let anyone escape his grasp until they’re completely worn out
- I hate him so much im glad he got snickers snapped
anyways uhhh I hope u guys like these :33333