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♂ ---- “ the others are gonna be mad that we got into another police chase---but that was glorious ! “ mars ended up sword-fighting the local police force and impaling the sheriff with a javelin after he assaulted a man for bumping into him on the street and then shouting ‘watch where you’re going!’. that had to be the 30th warrant out for his arrest this year. “ such fun you and i have. “ 

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Phobos laughed easily and rolled his eyes at Mars. “Sword fighting is kinda old school, boss. Though I will say that you do manage to make it look cool even in the most modern of eras.” He chuckled softly and placed his hands behind his head. “You know we should go to like… Colorado or something. I don’t think you’ve committed any major crimes there yet. So that means we can be extra reckless… at least for awhile.” He laughed easily and winked at the other.

♂ —- “hmm....colorado...colorado.what about that time  in 1989?” mars pondered. “ fuck it. let’s do it ! i’m sure they’ve all forgotten. “ mars wrapped his arms around his moon, pulling him in for a kiss. “ i miss the times of the gladiators. such enjoyment is so scarce these days. remember when we beheaded that king in that rebellion? we didn't even know what the rebellion was about.  “