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short starter call? reply one of these for a specific muse uwu:

☉: sun,  ☽ ☾: moon,  ☿: mercury,  ♀: venus,  ♁: earth,  ♂: mars,  ♃: jupiter,  ♄: saturn,  ♅: uranus,  ♅: neptune,  ♇: pluto,  ⚳: ceres, 🝑: triton

canonbxys·:

Phobos laughed easily and rolled his eyes at Mars. “Sword fighting is kinda old school, boss. Though I will say that you do manage to make it look cool even in the most modern of eras.” He chuckled softly and placed his hands behind his head. “You know we should go to like… Colorado or something. I don’t think you’ve committed any major crimes there yet. So that means we can be extra reckless… at least for awhile.” He laughed easily and winked at the other.

♂ —- “hmm....colorado...colorado.what about that time  in 1989?” mars pondered. “ fuck it. let’s do it ! i’m sure they’ve all forgotten. “ mars wrapped his arms around his moon, pulling him in for a kiss. “ i miss the times of the gladiators. such enjoyment is so scarce these days. remember when we beheaded that king in that rebellion? we didn't even know what the rebellion was about.  “ 

ncxusvorti·:

puck stood brazen, bold as brass as he was not aware that being so naked was such a shy thing in this mortal realm. why being naked allowed him to best connect with nature. and this could be exhibited by the healthy flourish the greenery around them developed from the presence of the fae. even small patches of flowers began to slowly spring up. 

but what was this contraption? puck took a step closer, looking down at the little magic box in the larger male’s hands. “why what is this little-” but he fae was cut short by the robotic sound, the fae jumping back in surprise, his beefy pecs bouncing as he did so. “did that just talk?” the fae was puzzled by the technology, pointing a glittery finger at the phone. 

but puck slowly began to piece it together. “oh… wait. are you mute? oh i understand! well good news for you! i’m a faerie -duh- and faeries have telepatic abilities!” he giggled softly. “it’s how we all communicate back in my realm. i’m not that great with it. but i can have telepathic conversations!” he bubbly smiled, rocking back and forth on his heels. “would you like to try?”

♃ —- even if what he said was true, jupiter didn’t want someone he had only just met prying through his thoughts. so he gestured ‘no’ as politely as he could. even still---the prospect was tempting. it would save a lot of time if people could just hear what he was thinking. either this man was from out of this world or he needed serious professional help. jupiter wasn’t sure if he had the time to figure it out, since earth had been out of sight for so long. all of the planets took turns monitoring him in case his conditions got any worse. 

jupiter also had to stop himself from taking a peek at the fairy’s naked form every now and then. this wasn’t the time to be window shopping. 

jupiter typed on his phone once more. “ YES. I AM MUTE. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE IN THE WOODS ? “ he typed once again. “ WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? “ 

Mars, what's the most lovers you've had in one night?

♂ ------

mars looks down and counts on his fingers briefly before his answer. " eleven ! thirteen? twenty ! no wait...."

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Smut Starters - MMM

It’s ya boi, back with more GIF starters.  You know the drill by now.   Pick a category.  Pick a number.  Pick the muses.  Send an ask.  I’m back on my bullshit and that means content for the RPC.  None of the gifs are mine, they’re plucked from the internet, if you see one of yours on here and want it removed let me know.

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ncxusvorti·:

puck was out of breath, his poor body heaving with distress as he fled his faerie realm. how dare they try to marry him off… and how dare they tell him on the same day he was to be wed. the faerie prince burst through the gate, a waterfall deep in the forest. he fell into a shallow stream with a rough grunt. the gate sealed behind him. puck wandered through the thick forest buck naked (for the fae didn’t wear clothes), glittery skin shimmering. he spied a figure int he distance and got both excited and curious. 

a mortal?

puck continued on his journey towards the figure, watching them grow larger as they drew closer. he noticed the hands up… was it a greeting? puck could not tell and so replicated, hands up in front of him as he approached the stranger. “wow.” puck blurted, looking up at the tall well built individual. but he couldn’t fathom what was on the man. to humans, it were clothes, but puck was confused. “why do you cover yourself? do mortal customs not allow expression of the skin? and when can i put my hands down?” he chimed so brazenly, unabashed by his naked appearance. 

“i am puck! prince of the faeries. and you are?” 

♃ —- this man was definitely not earth. and he was very very very naked. he didn’t seem embarrassed by jupiter’s presence though. which was odd. typically mortals cowered once you saw their private parts or their bare bodies when you weren’t supposed to. 

                              ‘ oh gods. ‘ jupiter thought to himself. what had he gotten himself into? as soon as he found earth he was certain to give him a proper thrashing for the mess that he had gotten his brother enthralled in. jupiter pulled out his phone and began typing away in his text-to-speech app and soon let the robotic phone voice do it’s thing. 

       “ I AM JUPITER. I AM LOOKING FOR MY BROTHER. YOU ARE NOT HIM. MY APOLOGIES.” jupiter was confused by his usage of the word ‘mortal’ to describe him. since that’s typically how he and the other celestials described everyone and everything else. he wasn’t going to disclose the fact that he wasn’t mortal on the not so off chance that this was not a fairy prince and just some naked loon in the woods. 

@heroicdoms

Thor found that he had a great deal in common with Mars, the other man had become a firm friend in little time at all and friendship was a thing to be celebrated.

And thus, they did.

Thor groaned as he grinded his cock deeper inside of Mars, bringing a large hand around to wrap around the other man's throat and grunted into his ear. "I shall best you yet, my friend."

♂ ---- mars had never been fucked by a god before. all of his years of sleeping with mortals hadn’t prepared him for this. and he was loving every second of it. the planet simply couldn’t get enough of it. his aroused shouting should be a sign of that. 

                    “ ahh ! yes ! more ! more ! harder ! give me all you got. best me !!! “ 

♅   ---- “ if there’s anything that you know about me---it’s that i’m no dummy. i see the way he looks at you. you expect me to believe that’s just acting? fuck outta here. “ uranus, after all of his years in his immortal life, was acting beside himself. that was how strongly he felt for sebastian. his jealousy was definitely rearing it’s ugly head. “ there’s other roles. “ 

There were problems that Sebastian knew that avoiding it would only make it bigger, and those phone calls for Uranus was one of them. He was trying his hardest to come up with a great excuse for ignoring him, but it was obvious the issue there. He probably heard that he accepted the role with Kyle on the cast, and he knew he was mad about it. Sebastian was a bit afraid of the others reaction but he had to meet up with him before he did anything bad. And there he was, sitting on the passenger sit on the car looking to Uranus by his side. “And you wanted me to not accept the role? This is a big thing for me!” @startitcns​

@ncxusvorti​ // puck 

♃ ---- jupiter scoured the woods, looking for earth. moon said that this is where earth was likely to be and jupiter was hoping that this was the set of forest that he would be in instead of any of the other millions of forests that existed on the planet. when he saw a figure through the trees, he immediately thought it could be earth. 

                ‘ there you are.’ he thought. until he approached the figure. who was definitely not earth. ‘ oh. ‘ the mute didn’t know how to get across that he had the wrong person, so he put his hands up in front of himself. 

short starter call? reply one of these for a specific muse uwu:

☉: sun,  ☽ ☾: moon,  ☿: mercury,  ♀: venus,  ♁: earth,  ♂: mars,  ♃: jupiter,  ♄: saturn,  ♅: uranus,  ♅: neptune,  ♇: pluto,  ⚳: ceres, 🝑: triton

GAY NSFW M/M SMUT GIF MEME send a number 1 - X to my inbox and specify a muse, and i will create a starter based on the NSFW gif. try not to peek and have it be a surprise, or if you really want to know what’s happening, go ahead and take a peek. ;)

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laundry day with sun  ☉

@cxstae​ // asked for venus (or ceres)

♀ ---- venus, clad in his speedo, was a vision as he shined away under sun’s bright light. but he had one very serious problem that he was facing. what a dilemma....

                  “ get my back ? “ he said, giving the other man the sun tan lotion. he didn’t need it, as he was the second planet from the sun and literally could be thrown into a volcano and treat it like a hot tub. but he liked the way his skin glistened in the light and he wanted the attention. plus, a man touching him never hurt. 

@canonbxys / / phobos​

♂ ---- “ the others are gonna be mad that we got into another police chase---but that was glorious ! “ mars ended up sword-fighting the local police force and impaling the sheriff with a javelin after he assaulted a man for bumping into him on the street and then shouting ‘watch where you’re going!’. that had to be the 30th warrant out for his arrest this year. “ such fun you and i have. “ 

MICHAEL B. JORDAN Men’s Health — Leonardo Volcy (2021)

THOMAS DOHERTY 2021 | Hadar Pitchon ph. for Behind The Blinds

Γ —·“ don’t worry about me. i get around just fine.·“ ganymede winked at the other man.·“ it takes a lot more than a couple of shots to get me topsy and turvy.·“ which was a pain in the ass. what did a celestial have to do to get drunk around here ?·

the scene cuts to mars running through the streets naked in a gladiator helmet and saturn and earth running to catch him with a blanket

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