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Thermo moment.
Lmfao what
I wonder if anything is actually in this level...
Boi 🐿 what 🐿 the 🐿 hell 🐿 boi
Apparently 34 years old and “adadadadadadddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
Excuse me ✨bitches✨ but WHAT!?!??!!?
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH 98???!??!!!
Wait.......
HOW OLD IS NEWTON THEN????!!!!??
he is just dumb and you kno what? so am i.
Someone finally had enough
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i have good Popular hyperfixations w lots of pre-existing content Somewhere i promise.
What would happen if the LBP characters got into a chess match?
LP1 and Karting will be left out cause I am hella forgetful of all the characters from the first game and I never played Karting. -- LBP2 Larry: Plays the game as intended and has a fairly high win ratio. Victora: Plays lots of games with Larry and also has a high win ratio. Clive: Makes a bunch of comments about how most people are probably pawns in real life and will probably cry if he loses. Eve: Plays poorly intentionally to make you feel better. Professor Higginbotham: Will just make metaphors and probably will eat your pieces when you aren't looking.
Avalon: Will talk shit during the whole match then lose abysmally. -- LBP3
Nana Pud: Plays it as intended but has a more mediocre winning ratio. Merlon Random: Will take on the "role" of a 'chess master' and still play badly. Papal Mache: Will be slow to take his turns, but will have lots of surprising strategies.
Pinkie Bufflooms: I WIN OR YOU DIE. Newton: Acts like he knows what he's doing but keeps making poor plays. Will always lose even if his opponent tries to take a dive. Captain Pud: Is the one that tried to take the dive and still won against his son. -- BONUS
Sackthing: Plays fairly and is a good sport if they lose. Oddsock: Will definitely eat your pieces when you're not looking. Toggle: Will find the game fun and doesn't care if they win or lose. Swoop: Is actually very clever. Probably the best player out of the heroes. Vex: Gets mad and flips the board if he loses.
Best dad ever
Photo from my old laptop that I downloaded probably 7 years ago. Doesn’t come up with anything on reverse image search so I guess it’s obligatory I share it now.