Capulets On Top - Tumblr Posts
feed the capulet wolf, county paris!! it's better trained than that of the montague mutt... 👀
Thy hath just been informed that I should feed the “Capulet wolf” in me..???
WELCOME VERONA!
Since the rest of gang are doing introductory posts, I decided one was needed for thecapuletjuliet!
FIRST OF ALL!
This account, thecapuletjuliet, is an RP blog that's part of an entire Romeo & Juliet blog web. This mini blog universe consists of:
@urfavmontague
@romeonotexiled
@tybaltcapuletsblog
and @county-paris !!!
Now that we've cleared that up, let's tackle the biggest fish we have to fry.... ME!!!
THECAPULETJULIET:
ABOUT:
This account, thecapuletjuliet, is an RP blog of Juliet Capulet from Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet. Shoutout to all my Billy Shakespeare fans... I gotchu bro.
The admin of this account is @scremmurrejones , a page that is dry and desolate and void of all life! Over on that page is random, unimportant content and is not active at all because I'm not a devout tumblrer. You can refer to me, the admin, as Murphy, who uses any and all pronouns you wanna. ANYWAYS.
RP BLOG ETIQUETTE:
Asks: Ask Juliet Capulet any question about her or her situation you desire! Also feel free to ask the admin of this account anything, as long as you specify it's OOC (eg. "ooc question: blah blah")!
Generalized Interacting: Comment and reblog what you wish, as you wish. You can find the other R&J characters occasionally reblogging and interacting with the posts as well!
DO NOT'S ❌: Thou shan't NSFW nor politics in asks, comments, or reblogs! Remember, Juliet is a 13/14 year old. She is a child, and should be treated as such as canon-compliant as you can! The only people she will be interacting with romantically and semi-romantically will be Romeo and Paris. The Paris part is simply because she has to. Sorry Paris.
Do not bring real world politics into this account! It is unrelated to Juliet and the fair city of Verona. If you bring up anything in terms of the world Juliet lives in it should be regarding Verona, Italy. Feel free to ask her thoughts on Verona or the prince, but not anything above her pay grade.
SIDE NOTES:
"Murphy, O fair ruler of thecapuletjuliet, why is Juliet's tumblr page so much less serious than the rest of its RP blog peers?"
Well, I'm gonna be real! I'm not a big Romeo & Juliet lover. My favourite Shakespeare play is The Merchant of Venice. I'm also not a very serious person in nature, and don't care much for making a super-accurate super-in-character page for Juliet, especially considering we don't know a lot about her personality wholly outside of anything relating to Romeo. My take on Juliet in this RP blog is more juvenile, especially since she's literally a teen girl. What I'm gonna portray is a more slice-of-life, mildly unhinged little Julie. Still Juliet, but as immature as you might expect your average 13/14 year old to be. It's literally Juliet Capulet if she had Tumblr. If that's not your jam I apologize, and please feel free to make your French Exit.
"Wait, so does that mean you're going to forsake Shakespeare on this blog?!?!"
Nah. I'm gonna be whipping out the Shakespearean where I see fit, interacting with the rest of the cast as you would expect, and whatever. Just don't expect Juliet to be 100% straight from the script. 🔥🔥
'Tis all, everybody!
I sincerely hope you enjoy whatever comes of this account. ❤️
See you in Verona 😈
'TIS NOTHING OF THE SORTS. 'TIS BUT A RUMOUR. YOU GOSSIP! YOU NINNY!
i wouldst NEVER engage with one of such concentrated montague blood, no matter how much kindness rests in my heart! such a suggestion is appalling.... to tarnish my name and soul in such a manner is unforgivable.
do NOT go to romeo, for he would also be sickened by such implications!!! for shame, mercutio... you should know i plan to wed your cousin and have a. erm. happy, mundane, sedentary marriage with him. and bear his sons. and whatnot. i don't know.
and do NOT go to your benvolio. if you tell that thing even a part of this i swear....
(please do not tell my father. or tybalt. they'd have my head.....)
o hark, god! hark, angels! hark, spirits and my ancestors up above!
hark, and hear my pleas for mine cousin! catty tybalt, whom so often bares his claws, is aiming to hiss and scratch at those of the montague house... whilst i share his contempt and have lived to beseech the montague name, i believe not in the treachery of war and hate! not when mine heart has been taken captive in the gallows of the enemy's boy... and his heart be in the gallows of capulet girl, i am sure 😕
hark, and let these things not return to what they wast! do not let them come from whence they came! this terrible feud, bring it to an end, a feud now only of name! and if thee do not bring it to a stop then let us all be damned, for tybalt, catty tybalt, is bound to have his messenger pigeon confiscated again!! 😭😭
benvolio, as much as i do respect thee, thine house's parties will never compare to that of mine! a capulet party be fit for a pantheon of gods, but a montague's be fit for a pantheon of pigs. or at least that's what my father says 🤷♀️
heart ❤️
good evening, citizens of verona ☺️
i am currently at a party that mine household is holding — for what specifically, i doth not know. methinks ‘tis just a way for people to network, there art a lot of high ranking people here…
but i do feel a bit overwhelmed, so i am just lurking and walking around with mercutio while drinking… some kind of juice (?). i really cannot wait for this to be over, i needeth some fresh air 😞