Cassandra Cain And Tim Drakes Friendship Is Everything To Me - Tumblr Posts
World’s Greatest Detective fails to correctly identify his children 😭
ok so i know thats not the point of the post but these tags are SO REAL. theyre everything
ok bc theyre both so competent and awesome alone but like… cass is So Good at reading body language and every move she makes is so perfectly calculated. tim tends to have a plan but theyre usually a little underdone and he operates on the assumption it Will Go Right - he doesnt really make contingencies plans, he just kinda does things and usually it does work out okay, i’ll grant him that, but cass would be the one to figure out failsafes and ensure things go as smoothly as possible.
tim is so fucking charismatic. dont get me wrong i love the absolutely oblivious idiot way fanon adopts him as, but hes so persuasive. and cass, who never needed to talk, is… not the best at it. so tim helps charm people for cass, and cass helps him be thorough in his plans, and she makes sure he takes breaks, and theyre both the best and worst pair. people hate to see the two of them coming
theyre just. they should be besties ok theyre everything to me
Bruce is at a gala, okay, and he’s talking to a woman.
Random woman: “And we found out that we’re having another child!”
Bruce: *absolutely cackling inside, because this is about to be the funniest thing he’s done in weeks*
Brucie: “That’s wonderful! Where are they? Can I meet them? How old are they?”
Now Brucie is standing there, scanning the room for children with a huge grin on his face, while all of the random rich people stand around like ‘who’s going to explain to the adorable, well-meaning idiot that most people know they’re going to have children a few months before the children are born.’
And worse, who’s going to have to break the news to him that he can’t meet the kid today?
Because this man… this man has acquired all of his children with zero premeditation. Yes, he does have a bio kid, but that one showed up on his doorstep as a preteen. He did even less acquiring with that one than with the others.
Bruce has a blast acting out his disappointment, and has to turn some so that he can no longer see Tim and Cass leaning against each other and laughing, because otherwise he’s going to start laughing.