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1 year ago

Incorrect quotes for She-Ra

Some is Catradora and some is My oc x cannon ship (Velocity x catra and Velocity x Adora) some is a little nsfw

Adora: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Velocity : Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Adora: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Velocity : You wouldn’t?

Adora: I mean, unless you want to-

Adora: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Velocity : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Adora: I—

Adora: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Adora: I like your new pants!

Catra: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Adora: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Catra: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Adora: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Catra: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Adora.

Adora: What’s sexting?

Catra: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Catra: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Velocity : Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Catra: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Velocity : You wouldn’t?

Catra: I mean, unless you want to-

Velocity : I feel like doing something stupid.

Catra: I’m stupid, do me.

Catra: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Velocity : …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Velocity : Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your girlfriend?

Catra: Dude- Its satire!

Velocity : THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!


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