Cave Is A Mans Man But Hes A Bit Fruity I Mean Cmon - Tumblr Posts

Wanted to sleep the other night but my brain wouldn’t let me until I doodled Young Cave Johnson with big ol fangs for some reason. Happy spooky season.

“Cave Johnson here. You’ve heard that man’s ultimate weapon is his brain. Well that wasn’t good enough for me. I wanted nature’s natural defense mechanisms back, so I asked the lab boys to give me big teeth like the jungle’s fiercest predator - the fruit bat! I’m pleased to announce the experiment has been a fang-tactic success! Heh. That being said I will no longer be smiling in pictures.”