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𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬

ft. the men i religiously thirst for zoro, luffy, sanji, ace, shanks

synopsis: fluffy mornings in gender neutral, slightly suggestive

notes: loosely (by loosely i mean very much) based on @imasimpforshanks hc format. more under the cut!

⤿ zoro replaces his arm under your head with a pillow, off to his morning workout, careful not to wake you. but, he knows you’re partially awake by the way your lips curled up after leaving his routine kiss on your cheek.

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[One Piece Headcanons] OP Boys -> when you ask them to kill an insect

Characters: Zoro, Sanji, Law, Kid, Ace, Sabo, Luffy, Killer, Shanks, Mihawk

Tags: beware of bugs, this is a joke post

Author’s Note: Asked my husband to kill a spider the other day, so thought of this. 😭

RORONOA ZORO

Tries to convince you to kill the bug yourself.

When he realizes that he can’t get through your stubbornness, he relents and asks you to show him the location of the disgusting creature.

Ends up annihilating the wrong insect. Wait! There’s more?

Gets way too into it and goes on a bug killing spree.

Weapon of choice: defaults to swords but has to consciously remind himself to use his fist for fear of causing unnecessary structural damage.

Score: 6/10; drops to 4/10 if he forgets to switch out of using swords.

SANJI

Mr. Prince Charming over here is more than happy to destroy the insects for you.

Goes above and beyond; will do a full sweep of the room to ensure that no other bugs are near the vicinity.

Weapon of choice: haki-infused leg for a fiery effect.

Score: 8/10

TRAFALGAR LAW

Hates bugs with the burning passion of a thousand suns.

Rolls his eyes at your silly request.

He’s sassy, but he’ll do as you ask.

Decent bug killer; can easily kill them with his devil fruit, but chooses not to use his powers for such “meaningless tasks” — his choice of words, not yours.

Weapon of choice: rolled up previously issued World Economy News Paper.

Score: 7/10

EUSTASS KID

Calls you a wuss for enlisting his help.

Acts like he’s doing you a huge favor, but you quickly find out that he’s quite terrible at killing bugs; you would have better luck asking Killer for help instead.

Ends up destroying property in his pursuit of the pesky little critters.

Weapon of choice: mechanical arm; no wonder the bugs escape from his clutch.

Score: 3/10

PORTGAS D. ACE

Enthusiastic, loving boyfriend to the rescue.

Though, his enthusiasm doesn’t translate so well for his bug-killing abilities.

Treats the entire situation like a game; wants to use creative ways to catch the troublesome pests.

Weapon of choice: homemade bug traps; they’re useful 70% of the time.

Score: 7/10

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