Chat Im Gonna Cry - Tumblr Posts

my mom walked in on me ranting about how i want to shake a 60 year old crusty ass video game character inside of a jar like a really fucked up evil margarita and now she thinks i am Attracted to him 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

Me tryinf to throw up already so my stomach will settle n I can go back to sleep:

The nefarious enlarged prostate:

Nevermind I woke up in a cold sweat to feel like barfing actully it needs to lock in so I can go back to sleep