Cheekface - Tumblr Posts

i'll be your starbucks in a rainstorm

"me and panic woke up together this is not one night, no it is forever"

"but he's your ruthless dictator he's your straw man strongman he's taking you to the Cinderella's Castle of Shame at Disneyland"

"A BIG CUP OF NOODLES (yeah) A GIANT CUP OF NOODLES (yeah)"

"maybe light snacks are all you need

a giant pretzel could make you feel better"

"All Day I Dream About Self-improvement, capitalism, deregulation and eating a bagel"

"It isn’t what you ordered, but it’s battered and fried"

i got a haircut i got my car fixed i took my meds on time 4 times today

I just perturbed the pigeons now the pigeons are perturbed

hi!! i love your gifs sm <3 could you do something from Vegan Water by cheekface? any line you like

"I can’t communicate my needs and I don’t care if I smell good"

"feathers in a duck's mouth from eating the other ducks"

"i just perturbed the pigeons now the pigeons are perturbed"

"a sleeping man, a curious bear; you won't believe what happens next!"

what side of bread is the side with the butter on it?

it's a dry heat! quit everything, do nothing "america's in retrograde" on a protest sign

I'm at the combination Jamba Juice and therapist

everything is gray now, do you like it?