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I have a new obsession, so imma make it everyones problem

HAPPY CHAOS Incorrect Quotes!

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Happy Chaos: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

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Happy Chaos: I'm not creepy.

Happy Chaos: I'm petty.

Happy Chaos: There's a difference, ya' know.

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Happy Chaos: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

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Happy Chaos: *When asked about his glasses* I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

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Happy Chaos: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

*I-NO and Nago sigh in the distance*

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Happy Chaos: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Happy Chaos: I'm allergic to death.

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Happy Chaos: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

*Sol, Chipp, Anji, and Jack-O sigh in the distance*

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Happy Chaos: All of your existences are confusing.

The Squad: How so?

Happy Chaos: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.