Christine Would Be A Dramatic-ass Girl Scout In The Best Way - Tumblr Posts

I believe it was @chickensoupbmc who said that Christine Canigula is not "the mom friend" and I totally agree!! However, may I suggest that Christine is the "has everything in her bag" friend???

Like, Jeremy, Michael, and Christine are walking to the next period after gym or something and Jeremy, of course, is all sweaty. And Jeremy's like "Ugh, I stink. Micha, do you have deodorant?" and before Michael can even answer, Christine's like "OH! I DO! Do you want secret, axe, or old spice?" And Jeremy and Michael are just looking at each other like "???" "How does this all fit in your bag??"

Will Roland said one time that he thinks that Jake used to be a boy scout so I like to think that Christine was a girl scout when she was little and is just like "I'M ALWAYS PREPARED!!"

(Also, random, but when I was in girl scouts, I got in trouble for calling a girl a "fun sponge" and I like to think that Christine would do something like that, too 😭 LITTLE ME WAS SPEAKING TRUTH, I'M SURE-)

I say this because I am this friend hehe. I used to be a girl scout and now I am the girl who has ADHD but, as my friend said, "Does not give 'mother' ". But I always have a bunch of random shit in my bag.

At play rehearsal, people come up to me and are like "Yo, Ronnie? Do you have a snack?" and I'm like "Oh my gosh! Yes!". Cuz' every morning, I put a bunch of granola bars and apple sauce packets in my bag justtttt in case someone is hungry or doesn't have food.

Or at rehearsal, when the director is like "You guys are gonna want to mark this in your scripts." and then everyone turns to me and I just pull out my pencil pouch and start handing out pencils.

Also, I walk into school in the morning with like three bags. I'm literally known for it to the point where if I walk into school with one bag, people are like "Woahh- What? This is new-"

I feel like Christine would also have a bunch of bags like me 😭😭