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That deleted song from frozen 2, "Get This Right", gives stagedorks to me 😭
Like?!? "I wanna sweep you off your feet without puking on your shoes"-
That's Jeremy to Christine 😭😭😭
Anyways.. I LOVE THEMM- asjdk-

I love them so much 😭



I can’t get over how Jeremy looks at Christine while she’s being a goofball
YES- CHRISTINE HAS ACNE PROPAGANDA-

Preemptive apology Christine because I’m about to go on a nonsense rant in a bit and I want to give you guys a little treat for putting up with that
GUYS, GUYS-
So, these different versions of the song Mamma Mia are each of these BMC characters:
Mamma Mia by "Austin Weber" is Jeremy Heere
Mamma Mia by "ABBA" is Michael Mell
and
Mamma Mia by "Meryl Streep" is Christina Canigula
That is all. Thank you :)
YESSSSS-

😭🙁♥️
I love them so muchhhh- 😭😭
100 Free Stagedorks Headcanons Babey!
They Infodump to each other constantly
They watch bootlegs together
They have weird noise contests where they just make random sounds and whoever makes the weirdest one wins
Jeremy paints Christine's nails even if he's not very good
She also paints his but she's really good and does pretty nail art.
They say I love you a lot
Christine and Jeremy share stim toys
He finds it a lot easier to be dorky around her
Jeremy calls Christine, "Chrissy"
Jeremy makes Christine a lot of charm bracelets
She makes him little stuffed animals
They listen to musicals on shared earbuds
They practice lines together for shows
After rehearsals they always make hot chocolate or lemonade depending on the weather
They like to bake together and always make a giant mess
They study together, Jeremy helps Christine with focus problems
Jeremy loves to kiss Chrstine...not just on her lips but also her cheeks and her forehead and her nose
Christine likes to steal Jeremy's cardigan and Jeremy finds it adorable
They do cosplay together and make the costumes
When they're both really excited together they're very loud
They play with kittens at the animal shelter even if Jeremy is allergic
They're always so happy to see each other even if they saw each other like an hour ago
They make pillow forts
Jeremy makes her daisy chains and she wears them until the flowers die
They sing along whenever they listen to musicals together
They write fanfiction together.
Jeremy reads the warrior cats books because Christine likes them, he ends up emotionally invested
They both cry at movies
Christine sits in Jeremy's lap
Christine puts her hair in pigtails and Jeremy dies on the spot
They learn sign language together
They like to do scenes from musicals together, with costumes and everything
They're planning to write a musical together
Christine loves learning about Jewish things from Jeremy
Jeremy helps Christine babysit her younger siblings
Christine's five year old sister Sadie asks if Christine is going to marry Jeremy and she always gets embarrassed because yes she wants to but also like they're so young
Jeremy draws pictures for Christine all the time and she keeps them all
They hold hands any chance they get
Christine smooches Jeremy's hands
They try and watch a horror film once and end up terrified
Whenever Jeremy has trouble sleeping Christine rambles to him about something until he's tired
Jeremy loves telling people how pretty his girlfriend is and how he loves her so much
Christine likes to tell people about how her boyfriend is so sweet and she loves him so much
Christine has a weighted blanket and Jeremy loves it so much that she gets him one as a gift
They buy a bag of 1000 ladybugs and release them for fun
They have a roadway trip planned to New York to see a ton of Broadway shows. They can't do it because they don't have enough money but it's very well planned out
The both lose their shit whenever they see a baby because they both love babies
They paint together and make a huge mess
They go thrift shopping together and look for weird clothes
They try weird cooking experiments that usually come out horrible but sometimes work
Jeremy writes Christine love letters
They like going on weird dates and almost never do anything typical like going out to dinner
They see a lot of local theater together
Neither of them will kill spiders, they just name them and it scares their fiends
They paint an underwater scene on Christine's wall. They don't ask her parents for permission
They try and copy the noises of every bird they hear
Christine tries to hand feed squirrels while Jeremy reminds her that rabies are a thing
They feed and try to make friends with stray cats
Christine said I love you first and it took Jeremy a few minutes to say it back because he just could not believe it
Sometimes they have long emotional discussions about the struggles of being neurodivergent
Christine cuddles Jeremy and lets him be the little spoon whenever he's feeling sad
Christine helps Jeremy with anxiety
Jeremy learns ways to help Christine with her rejection sensitive dysphoria
Christine is bad at remembering her ADHD medication so Jeremy reminds her everyday
Christine always sends Jeremy a good morning text
They're prone to talking very late at night, especially during the summer
They go on walks in the woods and nearly get lost every single time
They try and save money for Broadway shows but end up spending it on something stupid
They have a minecraft wedding
They play Pokemon together
They also watch the Pokemon anime
Jeremy watches my little pony with Christine even if he was a little apprehensive about watching a girls show but he got over his toxic masculinity and ended up liking it.
Christine thinks the bright colors Jeremy likes to wear are the coolest.
They take too many couple selfies
Jeremy's got a whole folder on his phone just for pictures of Christine
They build model kits together
Christine tries to teach Jeremy to sew and he injures himself too much
Jeremy shows Christine video games, she ends up better then him
Jeremy makes jokes about Christine being his gamer girl gf
Jeremy teaches Christine all the constellations
They both text with a lot of exclamation points
They go to pride together
They share custody of a betta fish that lives in Christine's room and say it's their son
They talk about moving to NYC together after high school
Jeremy sometimes gets insecure about their relationship but they always talk and work it out
Christine gets upset when she can't make Jeremy feel better when he's sad
They go on dates to build a bear and make bears for each other
Their senior prank is putting glow stars on class room ceilings
They spill glitter on Christine's carpet and they can not figure out how to get it out
They go on dates to the fabric store where Jeremy helps Christine pick out patterns and fabric
Jeremy Instagram is basically just him posting about how much he loves Christine
Jeremy's nervous about Christine meeting his dad but Mr Heere loves her to bits immediately
They like to read to each other
They go all out on snacks for movie nights
Neither of them really like Halloween after Jake's party so on Halloween they watch non scary movies in Christine's room
Whenever they find a new musical or show they listen to/watch it together
They have matching socks
Jeremy can pick Christine up
They go to prom together, Jeremy thinks Christine in her dress is the prettiest thing he's seen ever
They take forever with goodnight texts because they take too long with the the I love yous.
YES- I AGREEE
consider: jeremy, christine, and michael all have adhd (this got long whoops)
jeremy and michael have been friends for years so they never noticed their symptoms as kids bc they related and just thought it was normal
michael starts seeing a therapist for his anxiety and gender issues in middle school and he gets diagnosed
he tells jeremy all about it and lists off the adhd symptoms and jeremy’s like “oh no”
jeremy gets diagnosed pretty soon after
christine mentions her adhd to jeremy who’s externally like “oh :)” but is internally jumping up and down
when they get closer, jeremy tells her all about his and michael’s deal with the disorder and she laughs so hard
jeremy’s favorite stims are messing with his hair and bouncing his leg, and his main hyperfixations are space and video games, but once christine gets him into theatre he gets into a LOT of musicals
michael stims with music a lot. he mouths the words to songs, plays with his headphones cord, and listens to upbeat electronic music
also michael chews his pens all the time
christine mainly verbally stims by singing showtunes, but jumping and climbing things and rocking on her feet happens a lot too
jeremy’s adhd keeps him up most nights, meanwhile christine gets so much stimulation and social interaction most days that she can barely move when she gets home
michael’s rsd coupled with his anxiety is a Bad Time, so jeremy makes sure to give him a lot of love and attention when he gets upset (especially bc of how bad he feels about how he treated michael with the squip)
jeremy is late to literally everything because he can’t keep track of time ever
christine works entirely on impulse (”there’s also a part of me that wants to do this! so i did!!”)
they have a ton of moments where they talk about relatable problems while everyone else is like ???
jake: hey michael were you okay in english today?
michael: oh yeah i just got irritated because i couldn’t retain anything from the reading even though i read the same paragraph like 20 times
christine and jeremy in unison: i haTE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!!
okay also some canon things? like how michael switches topics quickly and jeremy is indecisive/stutters and christine clearly hyperfixates on theatre (esp shakespeare)
i bet jeremy’s hypersexuality also probably has to do with a lack of constant stimulus
and maybe michael likes weed bc being high is like the only time he feels completely relaxed
big plus is that they’re all v creative and talented (jeremy and christine w theatre and michael w music)
all three of them have adhd and bond over it and that’s a fact
I believe it was @chickensoupbmc who said that Christine Canigula is not "the mom friend" and I totally agree!! However, may I suggest that Christine is the "has everything in her bag" friend???
Like, Jeremy, Michael, and Christine are walking to the next period after gym or something and Jeremy, of course, is all sweaty. And Jeremy's like "Ugh, I stink. Micha, do you have deodorant?" and before Michael can even answer, Christine's like "OH! I DO! Do you want secret, axe, or old spice?" And Jeremy and Michael are just looking at each other like "???" "How does this all fit in your bag??"
Will Roland said one time that he thinks that Jake used to be a boy scout so I like to think that Christine was a girl scout when she was little and is just like "I'M ALWAYS PREPARED!!"
(Also, random, but when I was in girl scouts, I got in trouble for calling a girl a "fun sponge" and I like to think that Christine would do something like that, too 😭 LITTLE ME WAS SPEAKING TRUTH, I'M SURE-)
I say this because I am this friend hehe. I used to be a girl scout and now I am the girl who has ADHD but, as my friend said, "Does not give 'mother' ". But I always have a bunch of random shit in my bag.
At play rehearsal, people come up to me and are like "Yo, Ronnie? Do you have a snack?" and I'm like "Oh my gosh! Yes!". Cuz' every morning, I put a bunch of granola bars and apple sauce packets in my bag justtttt in case someone is hungry or doesn't have food.
Or at rehearsal, when the director is like "You guys are gonna want to mark this in your scripts." and then everyone turns to me and I just pull out my pencil pouch and start handing out pencils.
Also, I walk into school in the morning with like three bags. I'm literally known for it to the point where if I walk into school with one bag, people are like "Woahh- What? This is new-"
I feel like Christine would also have a bunch of bags like me 😭😭
✨If you can't handle me at my Chris Thurser, you don't deserve me at my Christine Canigula ✨
Mannnn- I have to get this sweaterrr- it's so Christine Canigula-core

BE MORE CHILL LOCKER
I'm making a little Will Roland/ BMC "shrine" (my friends have called my prevous pictures of beetlejuice that were in my locker my "beetlejuice shrine" so I've just fully commited to the bit hehe) in my locker for the new school year so if ya'll have any cool or fun pictures for me to put in my locker, PLEASE SEND THEM MY WAY!!
I also love Christine and Michael and stuff cuz' I relate to them so yeah. Just anything BMC related is cool :)
Oh, and I prefer the broadway version stuff but, I mean, if it's a real' cute two rivers picture, I might put it in there.
And I have ADHD. Which I've mentioned before. Idk do what u will with that info.
Anyways, have a great day! You are loved!
Part 3 of when I introduced by friend to Be More Chill for the first time.
*listening to More Than Survive*
Jeremy: "No! I mean, look who's signing up for the play!"
My friend: haha is it Christine?
Me: hehe yeah. :) Tis' Christine.
Also, she was so emotinally invested- I loved it. When Jeremy was going to sign up for the play she was "AH! NO WAY! YES!"
Like, hell yeah, queen. Get hyped. 😌
Oop- me-
I had only heard michael in the bathroom (like most people b4 they get into this musical) and for the second half of the show I was like "WHERE THE HELL IS MICHAEL?? HE'S BARELY IN THIS-"
Anyways, yeah, he was my first favorite character :) Now it's maybeee Christine but idrk.
i feel like every be more chill fan had their “michael is my favorite character!!!!!!!” era when they first watched it
Since one of my mutuals (hehe shoutout @nato-obenkrieger) was posting about the Be More Chill book, I thought I'd post about some stuff in the book that I found intresting/or liked (I wanna yap, let me yap):
Michael stimming and singing Weezer when Jeremy says something that reminds him of a weezer song
Jeremy getting a chocolate shakespeare for Christine ( SO CUTEE- LIKE AWWW)
Jeremy being uncoordinated and missing a handshake and Michael lets him redo it:

Jeremy litterally having problems with motor control (he's me fr fr)

Jeremy struggling with mental math:

Michael reaction to Jeremy saying he'll drive by himself. It just feels so real and so sweet:

Book Jeremy is just so giving ADHD to me and I can't get over it (Also, gotta love Michael being there for Jere)😭😭:


JEREMY SAYING HE WAS IN "YOU'RE A GOOD MAN CHARLIE BROWN" ONCE?!? (I got so fvcking excited about this one because I've been in YAGMCB beforeeee. I was Sally :D )
Jeremy saying "Rockin' " as, like, a subsitute for saying "cool" or whatever. I love it.
Jeremy doing jumpkicks when he's nervous
Jeremy's humilation sheets (When I read it, I was like, "That's some shit I would probably do. 😭😭")
Jeremy having RSD?? (I've posted about this before)
ANDDD probably more that I can't quite think of right now
Literally was so happy today when someone I know (who's never seen Be More Chill) pointed to this picture (shoutout to @luchsyy who did this fan art) of Christine Canigula in my locker and said "That's you!" Like, that is maybe the highest form of compliment I could get- Anyways, after this I sang "I Love Play Rehearsal" for my friends, as one does. And yeahhh :)

BMC characters as things I heard while on a white water rafting field trip:
Brooke: My makeup's gonna wash off in the water but at least I'll go in looking slay!
Chloe, Christine, and Jenna: Yes!!!
Raft Guide: Okay, were gonna have a snack. We've got oreos and water cups-
Rich: *excited* WE HAVE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS?!?!
Michael: *also excited* WHAT?!? WE HAVE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS?!?!
*during a water break*
Rich: Don't drink from Chloe's cup cuz' she has mono.
Chloe: STOP!
(said person did actually have mono 😭)
Christine: I wonder what my senior superlative's gonna be.
Jenna: "Most likely to marry a twink."
Christine: ... I wanna argue but... I can't.
Michael: *yelling* *fake angry* YOU'D BE "MOST LIKELY TO NOT FINISH AVATAR-"
Christine: *matching his energy* I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME, MICHAEL!
Michael: Me when I lie.
Christine: 😑
Raft Guide: So, what sports do ya'll play?
Jake: *Lists off a bunch of sports*
Jeremy: I do theatre. I don't play sports if you couldn't tell by the fact that I'm the only one on this raft wearing a kid life vest.
*while picking rafts*
Rich: *sees rainbow raft* *excited* GUYS, GUYS- LET'S GET THE GAY RAFT!!
Michael: *singing* 🎶 Be WhO yOu ArE- 🎶
Jeremy: Heh. It's the LG-Boat- TQ. Eh, that was funnier in my head.
*after falling out of the raft and momentarily losing a croc*
Jenna: As that wave was hitting me, I was already thinking about which color crocs I was gonna get next.
Michael: *after changing into dry clothes* This actual feels so good.
Rich: *smiles* That's what she said. >:)
Michael: RICH, I SWEAR-
*playing Paranoia*
Jeremy: *whispering to Jake* Uh, most likely to immediately spend all their pay check on a designer purse.
Jake: * with no hesitation* Chloe.
Chloe: Well, actually, I'd save for a nice car.
Jake: But you still would buy the purse.
Chloe: Well, yeah!
*still playing Paranoia*
Brooke: Most likely to jump off a bridge just to see what would happen.
Michael: Christine.
Christine: Hehe, yeah.
*Rich, who fell off the raft earlier, to Jenna after falling off the raft*
Rich: You wanna be me so bad.
Christine: You cold, Jere?
Jeremy: *insanely shivering* Just a little.
Rich: I have to pee so bad.
Michael: Don't piss in the boat!!
Jeremy: Yeah, no piss boat!!
*getting out of the water*
Michael: I'm so cold!
Jeremy: *grabbing Michael's arm* I need your warmth!
Michael: AH, NO, YOUR HAND IS SOMEHOW EVEN COLDER-
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Christine Canigula (Be More Chill)