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Chuuya and Dazai girl dad headcanons
Chuuya Nakahara
He would spoil his baby girl rotten!!
When is daughter is first born and given to him, he cries softly as he stares at her beautiful face she looks just like you.
He promises her he'll always be there for her no matter what.
He gets up with her in the middle of the night to take care of her, even if he has to get up super early in the morning to leave for work, he just wants you to get your beauty sleep.
The first time his daughter ever walked is when Chuuya got home from the mafia she waddled over to him, yes he cried.
dosent tell her anything about the mafia, keeps her away from it and dosent tell anyone about her for her own safety.
Blows on her cheeks and belly to make her laugh, he loves to hear her belly laugh, it’s his favorite.
Plays dress up with her, he loves getting all his fashion clothes on and walking out of the closet all dressed up with his daughter by his side dressed up in a pink dress while you pick who won this round.
He gets her her first puppy at 5 for her birthday so she can have a friend that she can grow up with.
Since Chuuya has longer hair he knows how to do hair. He will sit in the bathroom with her and do cute little braids while you watch them joke about anything and everything.
As she grows he tries to be there for her school plays and daddy dances but with him being in the mafia unfortunately he misses out on some things he wishes he didn’t have to.
Chuuya askes her how her day went every night at the dinner table. He always wants to know how his babygirls day went.
As she gets a bit older and gets a boyfriend he’s pretty chill about it, however he has to meet the guy and approve of him but if he finds out the guy hurt his daughter let’s just say it’s not to good on the guys part.
Makes her turn on her location everywhere she goes just to make sure she’s safe and ok.
If she’s having a stressful day he will hold her in his arms and kiss her head telling her it’s going to be ok.
lets her come to him about anything, he'll always have time for her to rant to him about anything.
He’ll take you and your daughter out for the weekend so that you all can get away from everything for a few days. He loves to spend time with you both.
lets just say Chuu would be an amazing dad and would do anything to keep you and his babygirl safe.
Dazai Osamu
When the doctors first hand him his babygirl he stares at her beautiful face. He wiggles his finger around her face as she grips onto it he then starts to cry softly.
Takes naps with her on his chest. You’ll come home to see them laying together, he has her resting on his chest while she hugs him tightly.
Makes silly faces at her to make her stop crying. (it works)
Helps her take baths after dinner and will boop bubbles on her nose.
Let’s her stand on his feet while they dance in the kitchen while waiting for breakfast.
Helps her dress up in her princess dresses and puts a tiara on her head.
Runs to the door every time her daddy comes home, Dazai leans down on his knee and cradles her in his arms kissing all over her face.
After playing outside they will come back in covered in dirt as they hand you flowers from the garden that they picked for you.
Tries to bake with her but it ends up being a whole mess. Flower is all over the kitchen floor, they tried to made a cake but it doesn’t taste good but at least they had fun but now you have to clean the floors.
Let’s his daughter do his hair and makeup. He doesn’t care what he looks like afterwards with pink hair ties in his hair and pink glitter on his eyelids he thinks it’s fun and cute.
On Valentine’s Day he gets you something of course but he always has something for your daughter too.
When she gets a bit older they gossip like crazy about anything and everything. Dazai gets the snacks and they go sit on the couch and gossip.
They have pillow fights all the time. One of them throws a pillow at the other and then it becomes a war.
Dazai is a very supportive father and will always support her in anything she wants or does. He’ll always be rooting for her no matter what.
When she gets a boyfriend like Chuuya he wants to meet him see how he is if he’s good for his daughter, if so welcome to the family! But he is overprotective like Chuuya too.
He likes you take you and your daughter to the beach often. It’s a family trip y’all do every month just to spend time together.
He’s a lovely and silly dad and like Chuuya he would do anything for you and his babygirl.
Aku, Atsushi, Chuuya, Higuchi, and whoever u want--how do they act when they're black out drunk??? Absolutely shit faced?
Of course my love, I had so much fun writing these. Let the crack commence <3
Chuuya
As we all know he can fly but when he's drunk he'll fly into shit all the fucking time. The side of a building, random walls, the window of his penthouse. You name it he's probably flown into it and face planted it while drunk
He also suffers from short man syndrome and will not hesitate to punch anyone. He has been kicked out of many bars for throwing the bartender when they cut him off
He likes to flirt but when drunk, he turns into a mess. Slurring his words, mixing up pickup lines and or just forgetting how to speak. It's all happened to him before but if dazai is around? He turns into the best womanizer in all of Yokohama for the sake of his pride
His favourite drunk food is ramen, he'll make shitty 99 cent ramen in his penthouse and devour it
His normally refined palette goes out the window
While he can be aggressive, if you're friendly to him, Chuuya will be your friend and be an absolute sweetheart back. He's made many a friend on drinking nights who he never remembers but they remember him
Amazon and drunk Chuuya are his wallet's greatest enemy
He will spend hours scrolling through and buy himself the stupidest shit ever
He once bought a massive playhouse because he wanted one
He'll also buy himself hats
Buys ridiculous shit and has it delivered to Dazai's apartment
One time he had hair removal cream disguised as shampoo order and dazai used it
Loves to dance while drunk
He will fucking get down with any song and is amazing at dancing
Loves going to karaoke bars, gets super into it. He will sing any song and is always surprisingly good at it.
Passes out super quickly and easily so he never stays out too long
Dazai
Doesn’t like drinking too much as it reminds him of when him and Oda would go to Lupin together.
When he’s drunk, he swears he can hear Oda talking to him telling him what an idiot he’s being.
He’s either an incredibly happy and elated drunk or a horribly suicidal depressed drunk. It depends on how much he has to drink. If he’s tipsy, he laughs a lot and feels a genuine sense of happiness, not the fake happiness he feels most of the time. If he is blackout drunk, he’s depressed and highly suicidal but in a more serious way. No more mushrooms or trying to drown himself, he goes for knives and pills but he always wakes up.
He will trip a lot and be incredibly clumsy when drunk. His bandages come undone which he doesn’t notice causing him to trip on them. This happens regularly
When drunk he’s more prone to bumping his head on things since he isn’t paying attention. Ceilings, fans, lights, door frames. No matter what drunk dazai is a tall bastard with no spatial awareness
His flirting goes through the roof when drunk. He will flirt with anything that moves, he does not care.
You know what else goes through the roof when he’s drunk? His d- appetite. This man can rival Kenjii or Atsushi in how much he can eat when drunk. He orders 6 different plates of crab and devours them like he’s never eaten in his life.
His self restraint goes out the window and he’ll go break into Chuuya’s apartment just to mess with him and steal his hat or something along those lines. Drunk Dazai loves to fuck with people.
He’s also more relaxed and will happily let Naomi or Yosano do his makeup if they asked nicely enough. He’d brag about how he’s the “prettiest princess of them all” before passing out
Aku
You think Akutagawa has no filter? Wait until you meet drunk Akutagawa. This man doesn’t even know what a filter is.
He deadass looks at Chuuya and stares at him before commenting “You’re short” with a deadpan look.
He also has a surprisingly high tolerance and enjoys strong alcohol over wine.
His lack of filter gets him into trouble more often than not and he gets into fights a lot. He actually uses his fists while drunk over using Rashomon mainly because he can barely speak a word without hiccuping
He has trouble speaking, he either hiccups through every sentence or slurs his words to the point where they are unintelligible
He is more chatty than normal but don’t expect a Dazai or Chuuya level of chatter.
He likes to drink spiked teas
He does enjoy drinking with others and enjoys accompanying Chuuya on nights out
He will devour a massive bowl of curry while drunk. He rarely eats when sober but when drunk? He’ll eat anything put in front of him
He is still pretty quick on his feet and agile but he is prone to falling over
He literally once woke up Gin because he fell over their couch when walking into their apartment and he just lay on the floor cursing out the sofa
He’ll roast the fuck out of Dazai and Atsushi while drunking and make various death threats
Aku ends up being rather protective of others while drunk and has scared of a number of creepy men making advances on uninterested women, he’s like a guard dog in that regard
He will pass out fairly quickly once he gets home, refuses to pass out anywhere other than his bed
Higuchi
As we found out in the PM Onsen CD, Higuchi cries when she’s drunk. She’ll cry over a cute puppy or cry over a mission going wrong or she’ll just cry because she got praise from Akutagawa.
She also will talk for hours on one specific topic. Either its Akutagawa or something completely random. She’ll rarely talk about her sister but when she’s drunk she’ll open up more about her and tell everyone how much she loves her sister.
She is also a lightweight and will pass out fairly quickly
She likes sweet things when drunk and will eat something sweet that’s near her.
She also has to hold Akutagawa back from fighting people or prevent him from getting punched because his no filter talk insulted the wrong person
She isn’t an aggressive drunk but an emotional one.
Gin
Gin isn’t a big talker, but she’ll talk more if she is drunk drunk and comfortable enough with the people she is drinking with
She will laugh a lot while drunk and smile but it's hard to tell with her mask on
Gin as we all know is insanely fast and agile but when she’s drunk? All her agility goes out the window and she will face plant the floor if she tries any of her tricks.
I think she has a sweet tooth, so I can see her enjoying mochi ice cream while drunk
She also would love to watch people do karaoke, she won't participate since she’s too shy but seeing Chuuya and everyone else do it makes her laugh so hard her sides hurt
She lets out her more soft side and tries to pet all animals she sees
She once stole a duck and brought it home, Akutagawa wasn’t happy
Atsushi
He will be a mess
100% a giggly drunk, he’ll find everything funny, even Kunkida’s dad jokes.
He’ll accidently activate his ability and be walking around with a tail and not even notice it.
Speaking of his tail, when drunk he likes to chase it as he gives into his more cat like tendencies, Dazai has a video of Atsushi chasing his tail for a good 20 minutes
This boy will devour an entire restaurants worth of chazuke, if he could while drunk
He likes to climb trees and he’s good at it, Kunida once found him at the top of a tree curled up asleep
He’s also more blunt and will roast the fuck out of Akutagawa
He also roasts Dazai a little bit but not as much as Akutagawa
He likes to transform into is tiger form and nap when drunk
He’d probably curse and then say fuck because he cursed and then just spiral into a stream of fucks
He will try catch cats to cuddle, he once followed a cat two blocks just to pet him
I imagine him enjoying amusement parks so he’d go to once while drunk and have the time of his life until he got nauseous on the rides
I also imagine he like play video games so when drunk he’ll do that and have the time of his life
Suddenly sweet baby atsushi is cursing and swearing like a sailor
He’ll pass out pretty quick and once he’s passed out, he’s out like a light for the rest of the evening.
Junchiro
He likes his alcohol delivered in baked goods
He will try drunk bake/cook
He will pass out quickly and just cuddle his own sweater
He tries to flirt with women but naomi does not like it
My man will be shirtless trying to make a souffle at 2am
This was so fun to write, I’m sorry it took so long but I hope you enjoy this crack <3