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Could you write about dating akutagawa being atsushi's twin sister? The idea makes me laugh at how ironic it sounds him falling for the person he hates' sister (plus her having an abily of manipulating her really long hair, kinda like entrapta from she-ra and the princesses of power)

What is your relationship with him? (Akutagawa x Fem!Reader)

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x Fem!Reader

Genre:Comedy,Fluff

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:None

A/n:Wow this is a tough one! its really funny actually XD i mean its weird for both of them,but they have to put up with it because of you...anyway here you go baby,and tysm for requesting i was bored as hell :)

◆ok.so youre not a part of the agency.Atsushi didnt want you to be in danger,and you werent interested in being an agent.

◆since you loved reading books(like Aku) you went to the best bookstore in yokohama to buy a rare edition of the book you wanted.you saw the book on the shelf and reached your hand to get it,but a hand(with pale skin :>) grabbed the book with you at the same time.

◆you turned your head to see who it was,and you saw a young man with strong gaze that was focused on you.

◆"let go"

"you let go"

"i got here first"

"i dont care"

"neither do i"

◆you gave him a demonic smile,and in a second you flipped the book outa his hands and ran toward the bookstores owner.you quickly gave him the money and got out of the store

◆"hey!"

◆you quickly sensed something black comming toward your back,and suddenly you turned around and used your hair to block it.thats when the stranger makes an amazed face.

◆"youre an ability user?!"

"why are you shocked?youre one yourself"

"ive never seen an ability like this before,its...so stupid!"

"hey!take that back"

◆you started fighting.he didnt really want to make a scene,but since he wanted that book so bad he was going to get it no matter what it takes.you knew a little bit of self-defence and you had your ability ofc,so you were able to block his attacks.(he was going easy on you,if he really wanted to kill you,you were dead by now)

◆after a while you gave up and put your hands up.

"hey,can we come to some sort of agreement?im at my limit now and i really dont wanna lose the book"

he remained silent for a second,then he looked back at you.

"I suppose.i want that book too,but eveyone should be able to enjoy art and literature"

"hm.how about you let me go right now,and i give the book to you when i finished it"

"how would i know youll keep your promise"

"..."

◆after talking a bit,you decided to come here everyday at 7 pm,and read the book together.you were both uncomfortable at first,but after a while you begin to enjoy each others company.you hanged out a a teahouse instead of the bookstore and became closer to each other.he didnt tell you about his job because he didnt think it was necessary,and your brother didnt tell you about his enemys cause he didnt want to maked you worried so you didnt know that he was your brothers enemy.

◆Akutagawa liked you a lot.it wasnt just about your taste in books,you were also talented,strong and beautiful.you didnt like judging people or talk about useless stuff,and that was really attractive to him.when he saw other guys looking at you and trying to make conversation with you at the teahouse,he felt a strong feeling growing inside him.he didnt want to admit it,but he knew what it was.it was jealousy.it made him look like a petty person,but he couldnt do anything about it.he wanted you to be his,he wanted to be more than friends.

◆thats when he asked you out.it was really shocking at first,but then you became really happy cause you liked him too.(you were afraid that he might not like you too,so you didnt confess to him)

◆everything was going smoothly.he even took some days of to go on a date with you,which made his coworkers really shocked.like what happend to him?ive never seen him taking a break from work!

◆yeah,thats how much he liked you.

◆one day you came home late,and you found your brother waiting for you.

"y/n?where have you been untill now?i was worried sick!"

◆you didnt like keeping things from Atsushi and was looking for a chance to tell him about your boyfriend,so when you saw him like that you told him everything.

◆he got even more worried as expected.he wanted to know who was spending time with his beloved sister,so he asked you to entroduce him to you bf.

◆you told him to come to the teahouse at 7:30 pm.you told Akutagawa that your older brother wants to meet him.he wasnt really thrilled about the idea,but he accepted it because of you.

◆so you and Akutagawa were talking and suddenly Akutagawa became angry.

◆"jinko!what the hell are you doing here?"

◆you tured around and saw your brother standing next to your table.

◆"Akutagawa!what are you doing here?...WAIT!dont tell me..."

"you know each other?"

◆they both looked at you at the same time,and suddenly everything became clear.

◆"your Atsushis sister?!"

"this is the boyfriend you were talking about!?"

◆shit

◆they were about to fight each other,but you immediately jumped between them and asked them to come down.you forced them to sit in front of eachother.you went to sit next to your brother,but Rashoumon grabbed your hand and made you sit next to Aku,which made Atsushi furious

◆"hey! let go of her!"

"shes mine!"

"shes my sister!"

◆"Stop it both of you!"

◆so you explain to Aku and Atsu the whole thing.there was an awkward silence between the three of you (and dont forget their gaze toward each other)

◆you asked Akutagawa to wait outside while you talk to your brother.he wasnt sure about it,but since you were looking at him with your puppy eyes,he agreed.

◆Atsushi was againts your relationship.he told you to immediately stop seeing him.Akutagawa didnt deserve you in his eyes.he was cruel,petty,harsh and dangerous.he was his number 1 enemy for gods sake.

◆you told him that theres absolutally no way you break up with him. his different around you and Atsushi doesnt know him completely.hes only seen him in battlefields,not in normal life.

◆Atsushi is still not sure,but he knows that he cant do anything about it since youre so stubborn.he tries to put up with it.and his kinda relieved that nobody can hurt you when your with Akutagawa.

◆you go outside and ask your bf if hes ok with all of this,and he tild you that although its kinda disappointing,it doesnt matter who you are related to,he loves you for you :)

◆you got sooo excited by his words that you immediately kissed him out of the blue.

◆boy is blushing :>

◆after a while they kinda get along,not too much though

◆Akutagawa kinda unhappy cause he cant kill Atsushi anymore XD

Sorry if this is not good enough baby :) Love,

-Ash

How would Atsushi and Akutagawa react if they witness their soon-to-be girlfriend kicking out her cheating ex-boyfriend and literally throws his stuff out of her apartment balcony?

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x fem!Reader , Atsushi x fem!Reader

Genre:Comedy,Fluff

Format:Headcanons

Warnings:None

A/n:i think somebody else has done this request,but since you want me to,ill do it :)

so heres

Atsushi and Akutagawa reacting to their soon-to-be-gf kicking his boyfriend out of her house,

the me edition :)

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke

◙shocked at first

◙after he witnesses you throwing clothes out of your balcony,he asks you what has happend

◙when he finds out,he looks for your ex-boyfriend and finds him on the street collecting his stuff.

◙when your ex sees him he starts trembling.

◙"this guy...its the one who always stared at y/n! ive seen his pictures in the police station! he looks really upset! is he going to kill me?"

◙Akutagawa walks toward him,stands in front of him,and suddenly hugs him very tightly.

◙"thank you!"

◙LOL

◙but jokes aside,hes happy tha youre not with that bastard anymore,and tries to hit on you when its the right time.

◙"That weakling son of a bitch did not deserve you.you need a boyfriend whos loyal,strong and worthy of you...cough* cough*"

◙he wont show hes happiness to you though.

◙he wants to comfort you,but sucks at it.

◙just date him so he stops trying

Nakajima Atsushi

◙babys shocked.

◙he comes to you and asks you whats going on.

◙"c'mon Atsushi! help me throw this bastards clothes outt! "

◙he has mixed feelings.on one hand,hes happy that youre available right now,and on the other hand hes sad that this has happend to you.he doesnt want anybody to hurt you.

◙baby wants you to be his so he can protect you all the time without having to come up with excuses :)

◙eventually,he helps you out.you two look like two weirdows throwing stuff out,but heck it feels great.

◙"so...um...wanna go have some chazuke?"

"seriously?now that i just broke up with someone?"

"s-sorry!"

◙he doesnt know when is the right time to ask you out.boy is in a hurry.

◙since youre both underaged,you ask him to help you steel some saki from Dazai

◙he doesnt want to,but because of your bad mood he helps you out.

◙well he doesnt wanna go againts you.not after he saw what you did to your ex LOL

◙you end up passed out on his shoulder from drinking.

◙he looks at your face and plants a kiss on your forhead

◙"dont worry y/n, i promise ill make you happy again"

Send me more requests!

-Ash

Wedding headcanons for Akutagawa with a female s/o please?

Wedding Hcs For Akutagawa With A Female S/o

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x fem!Reader

Genre:Fluff

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:None

A/n: Awww this is so sweet! tysm sweety this was fun to write!

■ok

■its a smaill wedding.just your family,his family (including the pm members) and Dazai ofc.

■Aku didnt think Dazai would come,but as we all know Dazai is unpredictable

■his best mans are Chuuya And Tachihara

■You asked Dazai to marry you two together (do the pastors job) in exchange of introducing one of your hot friends to him

■he agreed LMAO

■you had like the prettiest wedding dress ever.you didnt let Akutagawa see it before the wedding though.not because it was bad luck,but because you wanted to surprise him

■when he saw you in the church he was shocked.eyes wide open,looking at his outstanding angle that looked breathtaking in her white dress,Akutagawa realised he cannot spend a single day without you.

■after telling each other your vows (which was short,but really meaningfull and memorable) he gave you a deep,long kiss on your lips.unlike before,he didnt blush or get shy about it.he didnt need to.you were his wife after all :)

■youre his wife now.youre his.you belong to him.nobody could steal you away from him

■when you cut the cake together,Ranpo snuck in,stole some cakes(with the help of Dazai),and then snuck out

■Akutagawa didnt know how to dance,but did it really matter? you just wanted to feel his breath as he was holding you tightly while dancing.

■at the final moment of the song he kissed your cheek and whispered on your ear "i love you"

■it was a dream come true.you never saw this day comming.you were happy.happy as hell

■you were an "Akutagawa" after all :D

ty for requesting love,and hope you like it!

-Ash

Could you write about PM!Dazai finding out Oda has a younger sister around his age and how would they become together later?

Dazai with reader who is Odasaku's younger sister

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Dazai x fem!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:None

A/n: finally! Somebody requested for Dazai! Ahhhh god bless you for this request! XD I've always wanted to write for this handsome maniac but noone asked me too :')

●OK

●this is fun Lol

●so one day Dazai came to your house cause he had something to do with Odasaku,and that was when he met you for the first time

●he was like"Damn!Odasaku didn't tell me anything about this hot chick!"

●lol

●when he found that you were his sister he was shocked and happy at the same time

●that night Dazai didn't sleep as always,but for a different reason this time.he was struggling with his thoughts

●"bruh that girl was hot! I need to get close to her"

●"but she's Odasakus sister! I can't just mess around with him!"

●"what if Odasaku get angry and want to beat me up?"

●"omg! What if he doesn't beat me up and just never talk to me ever again?"

●"this is too risky.i can't do this"

●"but she was hot!God just kill me"

●Chuuya,on the other side of the line,before hanging up: " I don't care! Just leave me the fuck alone so I can get back to my sleep!"

●LMAO

●after that night,Dazai always came to your door with several excuses just to see you.you noticed this,and you were kinda happy.i mean a hot guy like him had a crush on you.and not just any guy,the port Maria's youngest executive!

●once Dazai and Oda were at the lupin bar,Dazai asked him what would he do if his sister started dating a criminal

●" I don't poke my nose in my sisters business" "so you'll be happy ?" "Ofc I will! I'll finally get a chance to use my gun for the first time!"

●Dazai: panics*

●you were tired of waiting for him to ask you out.so once he came over,you asked him to come to your room.

●"I have a talking rabbit in my room! Want me to show it to ya?" "Oh really? I'd love to!"

●when he came inside your room,you just grabbed him and kissed him out of the blue.he was surprised,but who was he to stop you? So he kissed you back.

●Dazai thinking to himself while kissing you: "yeah ill just tell Oda that his sister forced me to kiss her"

●so you started dating just like that.going on secret dates,having him in your room while your brother was sleep,it was really fun!

●and Dazai was amazed.his relationships never lasted this long!just who were you and how did you make him this addicted to you?

●one day when Oda was out of town for a mission,Dazai came over.you were in the middle of your make out session when suddenly Odasaku walked in.you both panicked and Oda was shocked as hell

●"Dazai?what on earth are you doing?" " I was just teaching her some self-defense!" "Oh! So that's why your tongue was in her throat!"

●lol

●he was OK with it though.he knew that Dazai wouldn't really harm you cause you were important to Oda.

●that didn't stop him from warning Dazai though.

●"don't upset my sister Dazai" "I swear to my life that I won't!" "But you don't value your life!" "..."

Since Dazai started asking women to commit suicide with him after leaving the mafia and meeting Higuchi,i didn't write anything about that! Tysm and Hope you like this! :D

-Ash

Hi! Just came across your account, and when I checked the bio, I noticed we have a lot in common! I also LOVED your atsushi's twin sis x Ryu fics, they were so funny!

Alright, my request is a rather different one, I guess, but I've always felt this way for him. Ryunosuke with a younger sister (he already has one, yes, but we don't get to see them often), like, how's their relationship? Is he protective? etc etc

It's okay if you don't wish to do this one :) please let me know though

Have a good day/night!

Akutagawa with Reader who's his younger sister

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x fem!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:None

A/n:Awww tysm honey!ofc ill do it!but since he already has a sweet,shy younger sister i wrote about him with a younger sister whos kinda bratty and carefree

@miss-akutagawa

◆youre not in the mafia,which makes him have different feelings.

◆on one hand,his relieved that youre not dealing with dangerous stuff and crimes,

◆but on the other hand,you not in the mafia means that hes not able to see you 24/7! then whos gonna protect you?

◆thats why everytime he gets home from work,he starts teaching you some self-defense.at first it was fun,but after a while it became boring.

◆"Ugh,Ni-san! just leave me alone! i dont need to know these stuff cause im not dealing with anything dangerous!" "shut up and do what im telling you to!"

◆hes not sharp with you.youre his little sister and only family after all,but sometimes you just drive him crazy.

◆always gives you money when you ask him.doesnt really care what you buy as long as its harmless to your health or body

◆never smoke in front of him.or dont do it at all.

◆i mean the boy has some breathing-issues,he doesnt want you to catch the same illness.

◆he respects your privacy,cause he loves his privacy and he knows its important for anyone

◆so when you start dating others,he tries to be cool with it

◆but he cant

◆"what if that son of a bitch hurt my sister one day?i cant let that happen!"

◆so he asks your bf to meet him in a dark alley,and tries not to be too much harsh

◆"dont you dare make my sister upset! i will haunt you down and make you wish you were dead!" "i-i-i understand! "

◆poor boy peed himself LOL

◆hes not allowed to tell you that your brother threatend him,cause Aku doesnt want you to feel like you cant take care of yourself.

◆you appreciate his concern.he is tough and thats annoying sometimes,but you know how important you are to him.

◆youre not a really big fan of Dazai.you liked him so much,but that was before when he left the mafia and left your brother behind.

◆Akutagawa didnt say anything about it,but he was broken,and you know it.you hate how hard he tries to gain Dazais acknowledgement. you hate how he always outs himself in danger because of that man.

◆and yet he thinks youre careless.

◆you really want to dislike Atsushi because of Akutagawas feelings toward him,but seriously,who can hate that cute,charming little kitty? T^T

◆Akutagawa doesnt eat breakfast,but he makes sure that you eat properly.

◆he wants you to know how much you mean to him,but as we all know,Akutagawa isnt the best when it comes to talking about feeling

◆so,he tries to show you this by his actions

◆please take care of your brother.he doesnt really care about his health...

i hope this is ok baby,and hope you have nice day/night too!

-Ash

following the oda's sister imagine could you write about oda walking in on dazai and his little sister doing the "thing"? LOL

To be honest nothing really happens XD i mean Oda Is a reasonable man,he would just shake his head and get out of the room.you might not even notice him walking in XD Oda was too good...cries* first part of the request here

hii!!! may I request an akutagawa x fem!reader that likes to cuddle him and he is perfectly fine with it

maybe when they are going to sleep they hug each other, or while he is cooking uk IM SORRY ITS SO SICKLY SWEET GWJRGWJEBW I'm not feeling well rn, maybe that's the reason agfjwb

and nw take ur time and take care♡ don't feel pressure and welcome here<3

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Akutagawa x Fem!Reader

Genre:Angst to Fluff

Format:One Shot

Warnings:None

A/n:OMG my heart is melting by this request!its so sweet omg omg its just too sweettttt T^T i mean his my top favorite man and imagining him like that...just god T^T

tysm baby and please send more requests like this! T^T

@titamaow

The dark sky,the lonely people on the streets,the stray dogs howling at the whole moon,

everything reminded him of death.

it was tiring.all the work he had to do to be worthy of living was so tiring.he hated it.he always had,

but what could he do about it...?

Ryuunosuke Akutagawa tried to let out a deep breath,but the feeling of his lungs burning up only made him feel worth.going home at four o'clock in the midnight wasnt exactly something he would hate,but it wasnt something he would look forward to either.it didnt really matter anyway,because he never complained about it.

he didnt allow himself to.

but he was tired.he was exhausted.things werent supposed to turn out like this.he knew it wasnt going to be easy,but it was just too much now.or maybe it wasnt...

maybe he deserved to be a wretched dog.

when he found himself in front of her apartments door,he wasnt surprised.he wasnt planning to come here,he was supposed to go to his own house where his sister was waiting for him worried sick,he was supposed to keep his distance from her so she wouldnt get hurt,he was supposed to...

but who was he kidding?this was something that he was never able to do.besides,his poor sister was too tired from her own work.she always passed out on her bed the moment she got home...

damn me...i dragged Gin with myself into this mess too.

without any sort of hesitation,Akutagawa opened the door with his key and slowley went into her bedroom.he had no idea what this unfamiliar feeling inside his heart was,but he do knew who could fix it.

the moment he laid eyes on the innocent,angle looking human being on the bed,something took out the fire inside him.seeing her chest slowly moving up and down,heering her breathing so calmly,it all meant that she was alive,and it was the most beautiful thing Akutagawa had ever seen in his whole life.

he didnt want to wake her up,he didnt want disturb her,he didnt want to do many stuff and had many regrets,

but he never said he was perfect and never expected himself to be.

moving closer,he gently rubbed her cheek with his thumb,which made her shake a little bit and open her eyes after a few seconds. looking at the shadowy figure who was standing by her bed,y/n blinked a few times to make her eyesight clear,untill she recognized his pale skin that was slightly shining by the moonlight.

"Ryuu...?what are you...ah...what time is it?"

Akutagawa didnt answer her.instead he took off his coat and immediately placed his head on y/n's hand,which made her surprised. after a few seconds remaining silent,the young girl chuckled and started talking to her boyfriend as she ran her fingers through his black,messy hair.

"long day...huh?"

"i love it"

"what?"

"your sleepy voice.its adorable"

y/n smiled and let out a calm,deep breath while staring at his shiny,silver grey eyes realising something must have happened to him.

"really?"

"really"

"then you should come here in the midnights more often"

Akutagawa sighed as he pressed his head on her chest.

"now youre just taking advantage of me"

"well you interuptted my precious sleeping session,so youve gotta make up for it somehow"

seeing him slowly closing his eyes,y/n could tell that her baby was exhausted and sleepy.she didnt want to see him this vulnerable, but she couldnt help but admitt to herself that she loved it when he wasnt on-gaurded,as he always was.

"look at you being the little spoon! if you think im adorable,you should see yourself right now"

"just shut up and hug me,you idiot"

slightly laughing,she wrapped her arms around his man,gentley tapping his back that would made him go to sleep.things like this wouldnt happen too many times,so she had to enjoy what she was experiencing at that moment.

"so...what has happened to you?comming here at this hour and..."

she suddenly stopped talking when she noticed that Ryuunosuke had fallen sleep long before she could even realise.

putting a soft smile on his face,y/n put a gentle kiss on his forehead,slightly chuckling when he let out a sigh,unconceously.

"the port mafias rabid dog,huh...?"

i hope youre satisfied with this,and i really enjoyed writing it.

ty love and take care! :)

-Ash

Kissing is an experiment too,you know? (Kajii x Fem!Reader

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Kajii x fem!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:One Shot

Warnings:None

A/n:its a request from @officialmontysimp where Kajii and the reader have their first kiss.hope you like it honey :)

" God! This situation is soooo annoying!" Kajii said with a grumpy mood while looking at you,which made you chuckle.no matter how old he was or what position he was into,sometimes his actions no different than a small child.

"What's annoying?"

"There's nothing interesting around here! I've done all the experiments I've had in my mind,and now I have nothing to do!"

You rolled your eyes and let out a deep breath.you knew that he was addicted to science and experiments. No matter how expensive or dangerous they were,Katie was willing to do anything he could for them.He also had a thing for his cute,dangerous lemon-bombs,and you were no different.they were adorable! You admired his taste in choosing his bombs shape,

But you weren't exactly crazy about his taste in clothes...

"Then get some rest! Everyone needs to take a break from work from time to time! Don't think that you're an exception"

"Huh! What a useless thing to do!you want me to take a break?the world doesn't wait for me to take a break! Science is not something you can't take a break from!"

"Whatever.just stop whining about it then"

Even though he was your superior, he always treated you like a partner.he never cared about ranks or these kind of shit, and that made you like him even more.

You neve thought you would like someone as strange as him in the first place,but there was something about him that was so attractive to you.

taking a sip of his water,Kajii sighed and closed his eyes for a few seconds.he was rarely this calm,and it was adorable to you.you didnt want him to be upset,but...

suddenly an idea poped into your head.you smiled happily as your cheeks were turning red because of the idea.you could finally take a step closer to him if you could...

"Ahm!so...um...you wanna...you know...um..."

"what?what is it?"

"kissing is an experiment too,you know...?"

"oh...oh right! i havent considered that!" Kajii said as he got of his chair joyfully,taking a step closer to you which made you blush even harder.

"its awesome! how chemicals do stuff while youre kissing! i can use the humans biological reaction and make a device that will help us regain our power sooner on the battlefield! "

"yes! thats amazing! g-go ahead!"

you closed your eyes,ready to feel his lips againt yours,but you felt nothing.after a few seconds waiting,you opened your eyes to see what was taking him so long,

and then you saw him kissing his hands with an confused face.

"huh? why am i feeling nothing? those romantic movies must have tricked me...why are you looking at me like that?"

this dumbass! is he for real?

taking a deep breath out of anger,you ran at him,grab his shoulders and kiss him out of the blue.

eyes widened,Kajii was shocked as hell.his hands frozen in the air,he didnt have any idea what to do to you.you on the other hand,were so happy you didnt care about how his reaction at that moment.

a few moments later,you slowly drift the kiss apart,looked at his shocked face while putting a shy smile on your face.

"so...did you feel it this time?"

"huh?uh...oh...yeah...i-i guess..."

"so...was it enough to understand how it works?"

Kajii grabbed his hand and tried to look serious,but it only made your smile even bigger.

"well it was kinda sudden,so i didnt really get the whole thing. can we...like...do it again...?"

really hope its fine,and hope you like it!

looking forward to the second part of your Akutagawa fic,BTW XD

-Ash

Bruh this is just amazing! XD

Ayo, I know ur requests are closed, but I saw your gender bent hc, and honestly the boys being the ones genderbent would be 👌👌👌

I had too much fun writing this 😏 and was kinda confused on what pronouns to use when describing them so uhh (him/her???)

bsd boys: gender bend edition

ft. dazai | chuuya | oda | aku x reader

genre: fluff, slight nsfw

warnings: slight depictions of sex

Dazai

Y’all think normal dazai is pretty? Just imagine him as a woman 🙈 FUCKIDN LORD🏃🏼‍♀️

Just imagine him with long messy brown hair, the same outfit but like hotter.

If he were to become a woman out of nowhere, the first thing he’d do is flash himself in the mirror to inspect his boobs🕺

“Wow...these look so majestic, I feel so lucky😧 is this what you do every time you’re in front of a mirror, belladonna?”

“...not every time...ಥ‿ಥ”

Would definitely boost his ego 100x more because now he can seduce men too😏

But dazai, why was seducing men your first thought 😄

Imagine giving dazai head oh fuck

“Y-y/n...” Dazai’s soft moans whimper from under you. You chuckle onto the soft skin between his legs. His hands grip the sheets and he tilt his head back in pleasure.

“Make some more noise for me, pretty girl.”

Anyways😏🤚

Getting his first fucking period. He has no idea what to do haha! Blood is everywhere, his stomach hurts, he feels as though he really wants to kill himself right this moment.

“I hate being a woman ಠ_ಠ”

“Babe, you should get used to this.”

You help him clean up and get him some light snacks along with a heating pad. Both of you snuggle up on the couch. Your arms wrapped around Dazai’s small figure🥺

“Y/n, can you sleep on my boobs?”

“...why ᇂ_ᇂ?”

“I wanna see what it feels like ◕ ◡ ◕”

“...okay ʘ‿ʘ?”

You softly lower your head onto his chest, careful not to hurt him. Wrapping your arms around his waist, you bury your face in his shirt.

A giggle escapes Dazai’s lips. “Wait, that tickles!”

“Squish...squish...” you mumble, softly squeezing his boobs like a plushie.

“Okay, how do they feel ^ｰ^?”

“...very nice. They feel very nice ಠ◡ಠ”

He wears some of your clothes on the daily, but now he’ll wear almost half your wardrobe.

He feels really pretty in all those dresses you have oh my🙂

Chuuya

He’s already so hot and pretty, just imagine him as a girl. HOLY FUCK🏃🏼‍♀️

Curly red hair, that signature fedora, and even that choker around his neck. BUT ADD BLACK EYELINER OSHHS

He would definitely feel a little weird in his new body. Wouldn’t exactly like it at first and will definitely be complaining.

Give it a few days and let him look in the mirror and see how hot he looks as a woman😏

“Y/n...you’re still...attracted to me, right?”

“...babe, you have no idea ●‿●”

His attitude is the same so now people are even more scared of him. At first glance someone would think he’s just a cute little sweet girl but then BOOM he kicks them 20 feet into the air (only if they piss him off)

He now has the double struggle of being short and being a girl 👩‍🦯

FASHION SHOWS !!

This mf loves styling himself and looking really damn good, so once he finds out there’s a whole new world of outfits he can try on as a woman...just know you’ll be shopping for a while.

He’s a fucking mafiosa, always dressed in sleek black outfits with a hat that lets his red curls peek out. The black lace veil hiding his blue eyes just pulls the whole outfit together so well

He sometimes lets you do his makeup cuz he thinks he looks prettier with. The both of you will paint each other’s nails (he is somehow is very good at it. Anything you wanna tell us, Chuuya🧐?)

You thought you liked chuuya dominant as a male? Honey, you ain’t ready for him as a woman🏃🏼‍♀️

“Am I making you feel good, baby?” Chuuya looks up from the space between your legs. A few strands of his red hair fall onto your skin as he moves them away. You shiver, feeling his smooth fingertips dangerously graze against your core.

You can only nod, feeling his soft lips leave a trail of kisses on your inner thigh. The faint print of red lipstick followed the trail.

RED LIPSTICK ON YOUR INNER THIGH HOLY FUCKSJ🏃🏼‍♀️💨

Oda

I’M GONNA CRY he would be (already is) SO HOT

At first he wouldn’t have much of a reaction like, okay? I’m a woman now.

Little does he know there’s more to it than that😆

He’d go about his day like normal, sometimes even forgetting that he’s a woman now. But his hair keeps getting in his face?? Men keep staring at him?? Some kid thought he was his grandma??

It was sweet at first, but it was so overwhelming and uncomfortable.

He comes home, in slight frustration. Exhaling as he closes the door and begins to take off his coat, something harshly tugs at his hair.

His hair was stuck on the mf zipper ಠ_ಠ

You try to hold in your laughter at his misfortune. “Here, let me help.”

While you’re untangling his hair, his face remains still and stoic. “When will this be over ᇂ_ᇂ?”

He is actually very suddenly interested in skincare. Why? Not sure.

He sometimes sees you putting on all these serums and face masks but never felt the need to ask you about it. Plus, you sometimes helped him shave-that was the closest thing to skin care this man has ever gotten to.

But now he has a face of a woman, so his skin feels a lot smoother and softer. He thinks to himself, should I be taking care of it?? What were all those things y/n was putting on her face🧐?

WAIT THATS SO CUTE OSKJS🏃🏼‍♀️💨

So you help tie his hair into a pony tail and the both of you put on face masks😆

He somehow really enjoys doing all these self care tasks that he’s never thought about in his life🤔

Imagine the both of you sitting in a bathtub, rose petals covering the water. Your heads are wrapped up in towels as you sip on wine. Cucumbers are placed on Oda’s eyes.

He could get used to this😏

Sexy time🙈

He’s a very quiet dom on the usual, but suddenly he’s very vocal when he gets his pussy ate‼️

He’ll love it when you top. Now he kinda knows how you feel when he’s pounding into you 😏

If oda actually had kids as a woman, he would a A HOT MILF😳

Akutagawa

He’d be like what the fuck is happening ಠ_ಠ?

Wouldn’t give much of a reaction on the outside (pretending to play it cool) but on the inside he’s having 20 mental breakdowns at the same time.

Please help him😁

He’ll definitely dismiss you saying “I can handle it myself ಠ_ಠ”

“Ryu, your hair is in knots and you’re limping on your heels ◔_◔”

“...ಠ~ಠ”

Taking a bath is now even more difficult for him. He feels embarrassed even looking at himself. His chest has these two lumps and his hips suddenly have curves and his skin feels smoother and softer.

His boobs catch his eye in every outfit he wears. No one else really notices or cares except him. Finally one day, he’s had enough. He stomps to you with a determined face, pointing at his chest.

“I want these off. Now ᇂ_ᇂ”

“...I don’t think it works like that...◕ ◡ ◕?”

Eventually he’ll have to adapt. He’s still the same person but just imagine aku as a hot emo goth girl 🕺

Will be 10x scarier than before now that he’s discovered black eyeliner and actually likes growing his nails out (reminds him of claws to rip off people eyeballs)

It’s a love/hate relationship tbh LMAO sometimes he loves how powerful he feels in high heels. Other times, he hates how others look down on him just because they underestimate how powerful he is (even as a woman)

Can I just add, Atsushi almost did a double take and called aku “the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen” before he found out it was aku ಥ‿ಥ

Aku noticed, Atsushi noticed that he noticed, and they both just decided to keep silent and move on as if it never happened 🤝

Can I request Dazai with a female reader who’s ability is like Fushiguro’s from Jujutsu Kaisen please? And probably how some ADA members would react too

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Dazai x Fem!Reader

Genre:Comedy

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:None

A/n: Dazai requests are always so fun to do! XD

◆ok ok hear me out

◆Dazai is afraid of dogs,and you own two dogs :D

◆and not just any dogs.two big,strong,wild,extraordinary dogs

◆whenever Dazai teased you,youll have your dogs follow him lmao XD

◆he'll be running and screaming (Dazai runs like girls if you havent noticed LOL) and the dogs will be following him all the wat around XDDD

◆bruh letting Dazai taste a little bit of his own medicine is sooo fun XD

◆Kunikida will be like: "Good job, y/n! i totally support you" XDDD

◆Atsushi wants to help Dazai,but hes scared of you getting angry lol

◆Yosano and Ranpo will just sit there and watch Dazai like its some kinda show lmao

◆Kenji loves animals.he loves you and your ability.hes kinda your fan

◆you know whats funny? that the dogs are just your ability! so they'll disappear the second they touch Dazai

◆Dazai is aware of that,but hes still afraid XDDD

◆you also own an eagle,which is really fun among the ADA members

◆Ranpo always asks you to fly him with the eagle,and that makes Dazai really jealous

◆he wants to fly with the eagle too,but he cant because of his ability :(

◆poor boy LOL

◆you also own a big snake hehe,which is really usefull on the battlefield,and also when you wanna scare people

◆and by people i mean mostly Atsushi XD

◆ok its a great ability.its so powerfull and also you can have fun with

◆But dont annoy Dazai with it too much,i feel bad for him lmao

nothing to say anymore,

-Ash

Could you write about dazai having an s/o with a sensitive neck? Like, if he wants to have sex he just have to kiss her neck to turn her on?

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Dazai x Gn!Reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:HeadCanons

Warnings:NSFW! content

A/n: please specify readers gender the next time you request :)

this bastard LOL

definitelly gonna take advantage of your weakness

to make things fun,lets say that youre an ADA member

just avoid this jerk at work.if you meet an client together with him,hes gonna constantly touch your neck for several reasons and enjoy it when you close your eyes and try not to let your moan go

others notice this lol

this guy loves PDA and loves to embarasse people around him,so...

prepare yourself to be touched LMAO

"Dazai! stop messing around! "

"what did i do?"

"you keep touching my neck!!"

"oh,that? that was just An accident! "

it wasnt an accident XD

but when you two are alone,

oh god

hes gonna make you go wild and boy you love it

it doesnt matter if youre in the middle of sex or not,hes just always all over your neck

ok ok hear me out.imagine that youre on the couch watching your favorite show,when suddenly you feel hes warm breathes on your skin.he slowly starts kissing your neck,from your lower jaw till your colarbones.you smile,turn your head to his direction and give him a small,quick kiss on his lips

"hello to you to,baby"

after kissing you on your lips,hell break the kiss and goes for your neck again,starts licking it while slowly rubbing your clit on your underwear

you cant stop your loud moans :) and its making him feel good

even during the sex he wont let your weak spot go

imagine him on top,kissing and licking your neck while thrusting into you :D

wont let you go unless you cum more than 3-4 times

you might think it was short,but whats there to do? :D

-Ash

hello!! i love your writing btw !! i was wondering if you could do atsushi along with dazai with a soulmate [originally nonbinary] who got genderbent into a guy? ty, hope you have a good day!

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Atsushi , Dazai X male!reader

Genre:Fluff

Format:Head Canon

Warnings:None

A/n: I'm really glad that you like my writing!you're the first one who's ever told me this on tumblr,honestly :)

Nice profile BTW:D

@exorcisedstraydog

Atsushi Nakajima

Awwww

This baby's so supportive of you T^T

I mean he's soooo supportive that it makes you cry

He's too good omg

The first time that he sees you (when you got genderbent into a guy) it's a bit weird for him cause you've changed,but he's also amazed

"Wow! You look so handsome!"

Y/n: blushes*

He's kinda happy cause he gets to be the little spoon more than before

God just imagine hugging him at night while looking at he's innocent beautiful face

He might purr in he's sleep which is soo adorable

Constantly hugges you when no-one is around

He keeps staring at you till it makes you laugh

"What is it?"

"If I knew you were gonna be this beautiful I would have encouraged you to do it sooner"

Don't lose this guy T^T

Osamu Dazai

At first you're kinda nervous cause you know he's not into guys...

But there's no need to be nervous...

Cause its you :)

When you tell him that you wanna get genderbent into a guy,he just looks at you and remains silent for a while

"Is that what you really want to do?"

"Y-yes...?"

"Well then what's there to talk about?"

:)))

He's so cool with it that it's surprising to himself

I mean he has never pictured himself with a guy

But he loves you no matter who you are :)

He's gonna make some dirty jokes though

"So who's gonna do who now?"

LOL

He doesn't mean to upset you

Surprised by your handsomeness

Teaches you how to pee while standing up lmao

This guy is gold just don't lose him

-Ash

Hello!

May I request Chuuya and Dazai x fem!reader (separately, ofc) where the reader has suicidal thoughts due to severe depression? It's okay if you find it uncomfortable, I understand!

Have a good day/night!

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Chuuya,Dazai X fem!reader

Genre:Fluff,Comedy

Format:Head Canon

Warnings:None

A/n: it is hard honestly,but let me worry about that :D

tysm love :)))

@miss-akutagawa

Osamu Dazai

well hes the same as you so he understands what it feels like

hes just good at hiding it,unlike you

but he doesnt really know how to help you get through it.cause...he never tried himself

hes like:

so,wanna commit suicide together?

hes not comfortable while asking you though,cause this time its possible for you to say yes,and that has never happened to him

he regrets it when he sees that you are actually considering it

he'll try to talk to you about it.he knows that talking about it kinda hurts,but it does feel good afterwards(if youre talking to the right guy

he will comfort you.its even possible that he tells you about his own story,if hes comfortable enough around you

i think he will feel better himself after the conversation :)

Dazai is so sad,honestly...i feel really bad for him

now im crying too lol

ahm...so,where were we?

just imagine him comming to you inthe middle of the conversation,hugging you from behind while comforting you

he'll plant small kisses on your forehead to distract you,and he kinda succeded

when hes alone he'll realise something that will made him smile softly...

all this time he was looking for someone to commit suicide with him,andnow that he has found the perfect girl...he doesnt wanna do it.he wants to live.he wants to see her smile happily.he wants to see her face when he wakes up in the morning.he wants to hug her tightly on rainy days,while smelling the coconutt scent thats comming from her hair

bruh i got so emotional LMAO

yeah...so dont worry.with this guy taking care of you,you'll definitely recover soon :D

Chuuya Nakahara

this ones kinda hard,cause the same crap goes for him too ecxept for the suicidal part lol

ok

so...he comes back home from a long mission,and finds you broken like that,surrounded by your thoughts

hes terrified.he finally found someone who will never betray him,and now hes gonna lose her in another way

is he gonna let that happen?is he gonna let you say goodbye to him that easily?

hell fucking no

he is terrified,but he wont show you that.instead,he comes in your bedroom,sits on your bed while asking you what is wrong with a serious face

"hey y/n! snap out of it! what is going on with you?"

thats when you just start crying.like a bumb which was about to explode,you were just waiting for something or someone to upset you,and then you found it

Chuuyas reaction is kinda funny lol.hes shocked and worried

"im sorry i didnt mean to upset you!hey stop crying!"

after hugging you a bit,you'll eventually calm down.you'll start talking to each other,and that will make you calm down a lot

Chuuya is sad now too

"my poor darling...what have you been through while i was gone?"

he'll definitely make you go talk to a therapist (unlike Dazai,he doesnt believe in them)

with an expert checking up on you and having Chuuya by your side,you'll be ok again not long after that :)

really hope youre ok KitKat,feel free to send me messages whenever youre feeling down

i got you :)

-Ash

Hi! If you aren’t busy can I request Fyodor and Dazai with prompt 6? ( sfw )

also have a lovely summer and take good care of yourself whenever you can!

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs Pairings:Dazai X Fem!reader Genre:Fluff,Comedy,Angst Format:One Shot Warnings:a tiny bit of Nsfw content in the middle,but nothing too fancy,mentions of giving birth,mentions of women's private part,cursing,slight Angst maybe…? Word Count:778 A/n: ofc honey! tbh im a bit bruned down on Fyodor so I just went and wrote Dazai instead! hope you don't mind <3 this is not proofread,and English isn't my main language so sorry if theres any mistakes in the content below

my 100 follower Event!

During the last nine month,Dazai has learned one thing: Pregnant women are scary. "Goddammit!it hurts!" you said,while pressing your husbands hand,gazing at your doctor who was sitting in front of you, with a furious look on your face. "Its ok Mrs.Dazai.just a few more pushes and the baby will come out" the doctor said,while looking at your vagina which was getting wide open, because of the contractions you were experiencing. "what do you mean,"the baby will come out"? am I some sort of gum machine to you?" "what?no…its just how it works" "I don't care about how it works! just hurry up and get him out of me already!" you said,getting angrier,which made your face even redder than it was before. the doctor didn't say anything,but you could easily read his mind through his annoying gaze. what a loving mother. Dazai exchanged a look between you two,and got closer to you. "honey,why are you arguing with your doctor?" "shut up you horny peace of meat! what kind of dumbass would get his wife pregnant on their wedding night?" well,Dazai did,obviously. you sent daggers towards him and then closed your eyes,letting the memory of that night surround you. you,in a long,fabulous dress,with a light make up on,your hair waved down,freely dancing in the wind,were the definition of one word. breathtaking. Dazai was literally dying.being your husband was one of the best things that could've ever happen to him,but he wanted more. he was greedy.for your love,your body,your amazing scent. and of course that made him lose his mind when the ceremony ended and you two became alone. you were going insane,from the pleasure he was giving you.he didn't even let you take a break,was on top of you all the time, thrusting into you while whispering sweet things into your ear that made your heart beat even faster,just like the first time you layed eyes on each other. "taking me so well,my pretty wife.you look like a real fucking saint,making me want to become a sinner" he breeded you and breeded you and breeded you, and the results is what youre witnessing at this moment. "honey,im here for you! just hang in there a bit more and it'll be over before you know it" well,easy for him to say.nothing alive was going to come out of his holes.

"hes almost here!push!" you gripped the mattress under you while starting to curse your husband that made you go through all this shit.you were still young,too young to get stuck with a baby and give up on your job,and your dreams. "I hate you Osamu!im going to ask Chuuya to murder you if I make it out of here alive!" Dazai nervously laughed and put his hand on your shoulder. "ok baby.come out of here alive and you can do whatever you want" "ugh! its…all your falt! oh my god its coming out of me!" the doctor carefully placed his hands under your baby boys body. "one last push ma'am and its over!" "aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh my goddddddd I swear to god Osamu im going to cut your dick off when I get out of here!" you were going blind.it felt weird,it felt painfull,it felt unfair, and all these negative feelings ended when you heard your son cry. he was here,in your doctors arms,crying as he was meeting this unfamiliar place for the first time,gasping at the strange feeling of breathing the air for the first time he was experiencing. he was red,a few drops of blood in his belly, he looked beautiful. and you were the one who gave birth to this beautiful angel. "Osamu…look at him!" you whispered,unaware of your eyes that were raining heavily while looking at your son. you were a mom now. Dazai smiled at the sight in front of him.he was a dad now,and things were about to change because of the arrival of this little angel to your life.he wanted to get better for you two, he will get better for you two. he placed a kiss on your forehead,getting a hold of your hand that was shaking from the experience you went through a few minutes ago. you didn't realize it,but you became a bit weak. "I know baby…I know.thank you for doing this,now get some rest, Im sure he doesn't want his mommy to become sick,right?"

reblogs are wildly appreciated <3

Aaaaaa I love your writing sm!!! Can I perhaps request Atsushi and Dazai with a shy s/o who is normally always soft spoken and is troubled by it because people constantly asks them to repeat what they said all the time since they’re.. so quiet and they get pretty embarrassed about it. And the s/o hating the fact that they’re shy and can’t help it, thank you! Please don’t push yourself and stay healthy. ∑d(°∀°d)

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Dazai, Atsushi X Gn!reader

Genre:Humor,Fluff,SFW

Format:Headcanons

Warnings:None

Word Count:0.6K

A/n:awww you're so sweet! Tysm baby T^T my heart literally melts when I receive compliments like this

Tbh I try to be soft spoken cause I speak kinda fast and sometimes even pronounce the words wrong and get embarrassed about it, so I hear ya (in the opposite way lol)

Sorry this took soooooo long, and not proofread

↬Osamu Dazai

ok.we all know that this man is a huge tease

But I would be too cruel to tease you over something like this. I mean c'mon!

He knows how insecure you are about it, so he'll be extra patient with you. Never interrupts you, and always waits for you to finish your sentence.

If he fails to hear you, he'll ask you to repeat your words but in his own way.

"I'm sorry darling, can you repeat yourself? I was too fascinated by your gorgeous, flawless face that I couldn't pay attention to your words"

Still embarrasses you but at least for a different reason lol

When he sees you saying how lame and embarrassing your tune is he simply chuckles and pulls you into a tight hug

"You're over thinking it baby" "Really? So you don't hate it when you always have to come near me just to be able to hear what I'm saying?" "Um...No?"

I mean, how can he hate it when he gets an excuse to be close to his beloved s/o all the time, especially in public?

He finds your tune so calming that he asks you to sing for him

He thinks you'll be a popular singer like Billie Eilish lol

↬Atsushi Nakajima

This sweet baby

Its kinda funny embarrassing with him

He almost never hears you correctly, but he hates to embarrase you so he just answers you by luck

And we all know how unlucky this poor boy is

One time after having the dinner made by you, you were both sitting on the couch when you suddenly remembered something

"Babe, did you take out the trash?" "Yes, it was really delicious honey, thank you"

Damn lmao

You were frightened, but then you thought that maybe It's an animal thing lol

After that night, once Atsushi told you that he felt hungry. You smiled, planted a small kiss on his cheeks and told him "Dont worry baby, theres some trash in the trashcan"

He was like "Wha- "

When you finally find out that he couldnt hear you clearly because of how soft spoken you were, you had an emotional break down I mean, its not his fault, but you were kinda hoping for him to hear you well cuz you know... animal's ears are sharp,right...?

Anyway it was embarrassing

Atsushi was comforting you, hugging you and telling you its ok and its not your fault and theres nothing to worry about

You'll get it tho, I mean how can you not when you have someone as caring and sweet as him by yourside?

He hates it when other people interrupt you. Wants to tell them to shut up and let you finish what you were saying, but he wont cause he knows being in the spotlight nakes you uncomfortable Hes to thoughtful omg T^T

Reblogs are appreciated! :D

When you bite their cheek Ft. BSD

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor, Suggestive

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Very suggestive content on Atsushis part but not actual smut :)

Word Count: 0.8K

A/n: Who else loves biting? hehe~

↬Dazai

Would be the most satisfying to bite out of them since hes a huge tease, using every opportunity to get you flustered. He seriously deserves a lesson.

And beside all of that, be honest with me, who wouldn't wanna bite this handsome jerk? T^T

So oneday, hes sitting on the couch, carefully reading his suicide book as he whispers his suicide song; when you come to him, casually getting on his lap and look at him like a tiger whos watching his prey before starting a feast Lmao.

He notices this and wonders what's on your mind "Hey Bella! What's u-"

And that's when he feels your teeth on his cheek, biting him out of the blue, and definitely not in a gentle way.

Yep you deserve it Dazai! And you have no right to be this tasty you bastard! -_-

Anyway, hes super duper shocked and confused; like, what the hell? This has literally never happened to him! How should he even react!?

When you finally let go of his cheek, he looks at you with his eyes widened and places his hand on the spot you've bitten.

"…What was that for?"

"Just wanted to have a taste…hehe"

Dazai: 0-0

Y/n: :D

Still oblivious but says "Ok…"

That's literally the first time that he looks this innocent to you.

↬Chuuya

He looks so tasty I swear to god.

I'm really curious about his reaction when he finds out that so many people want to lick and bite all over him.

Yup, not just his cheek but lets start with that :)

Anyway…

This guy is the most adorable when he blushes, so you just cant help but want to have a bite.

You haven't seen him all day, so when you see him walking and chatting with Kouyou, you ran toward him.

He notices you but before he can say anything, you suddenly cup his cheek and bite him off.

Poor guy lol

Chuuya. exe has stopped working.

Literally freezes, and not just because of how unexpected your action was; but because C'mon! You did it in front of Kouyou!

When you slowly break contact to look at your masterpiece, and see his surprised reaction, you just cant help but to smile evilly.

"Delicious, hehe"

The guy turns into a tomato as he watches you running away while winking at him; and that's when he hears Kouyou giggling.

"Your girlfriend is a rather naughty one, I see"

Tries to cover up his blush as he thinks about how youre going to be the death of him <3

↬Atsushi

Do I even need to give a reason?

This guy is gold! Hes kind, lovable, respectful, loyal,…

Its really natural want to have a taste of his pretty squishy cheeks <:

But don't you dare leave a mark :') I can never do that to this innocent boy.

Youre both sitting next to each other, scrolling through your phones as your head is on his shoulder; when you come across a tik tok video where boyfriend holds his girls face and bites his cheek and the girl screams and laughs.

Well, youre a grown person and have a lot of needs, so, like, why not? :(

"Um…babe?"

"Yes honey?"

you give him the puppy eyes while slowly getting a hold of his hand, gently rubbing your thumb on his skin.

"Can you… let me… um… like… bite you?"

Ok. He was not ready for that.

You know there are a couple of things you shouldn't say to guys when you don't actually mean it, and "I wanna bite you" is definitely one of them.

Now Atsushi is pure, but when you told him that, he cannot help but to think that you wanna give him a blowjob 🚶🏻‍♀️

Lmao I'm sorry kids but hes a grown man too and he can have dirty thoughts.

So you become very happy when you see his face heat up as he smiles at you "O-oh! Really? O-ok! I mean! If you- Um- Want to!"

He closes his eyes, ready to feel your mouth on his junk, but instead, hes met with your brutal teeth on his cheek.

Lmao why god why.

When he looks at you with pure confusion and a big question mark above his head, you look back at him in the exact same way.

"What? Did it hurt too much?"

And that's when he realizes what going on. "Oooooooooh! you meant real biting…"

And that's when you realize what he was thinking about and your face heats up too.

Yup. He shouldn't have said that out loud.

Both of you are sitting in an awkward silence when you mumble something quietly.

"…What?"

"I said… I can do that too… if… you want me too…"

The rest is not suitable for children so I'm gonna stop right here :D

Reblogs and comments are wildly appreciated! :>

Hi! Can I request platonic headcanons with Fyodor and Dazai with a female reader and a High School!AU please?

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Fyodor X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.8K

A/n: I have trouble writing for Fyodor. I should get him off my writing list lmao

⇝Osamu Dazai

Doesn't matter if you're relationship with him is platonic or romantic, He's always flirting with you🙂

Does not expect you to flirt back so don't because things might get weird or... change.

And you don't want things to change cause you've seen him breaking up with other girls after a few days of dating.

You two are always goofing around at classes, making fun of others while not paying attention to the lessons at all.

You claim that it's his fault because he's distracting you, and you're lowkey right but he keeps denying it😭

Other girls are not a fan of you because c'mon! You're friends with Dazai Osamu! The most charming boy in the high school!

Dazai ignores others because he thinks that it's not bothering you, but he gets upset when others bully you over stuff because of your connection with him.

Lowkey tries to be a bit distant but when he sees you trying to get close to him, he's relieved and things get back to normal.

Dazai has a special spot for his friends in his heart, and you already know that if you're familiar with Odasaku, and you're his friend too.

So he's protective of you, even though he's not really showing it; but will have your back when you run into trouble.

If some guy tries to break your heart, well... rest in peace.

Not saying that Dazai would get in a fight with him cause he's Dazai, but with his sharp mind and smart ass, he doesn't need to use any strength to teach that bastard a lesson.

As I said before, and you already know that, he's a player; and it bothers you when his exes come to you and ask you about him, or to see if they still have a shot with him and stuff.

You scold him when he makes fun of other people's height or their red hair or how they braid their hair and their outfit :)))

Though he's expecting you to collaborate with him on this one XD

Is not a fan of studying, so makes you study so you can tell him the answers, or gets them from another girl who has a thing for him and gives them to you to if you need any.

You were so distracted in the classroom that teachers make you sit far away from each other lmao.

But they can't do anything to you outside the classroom so that's when the real deal is on, baby 😎

You sometimes to different tiktok trends together and are kinda popular.

Others think that you two are a couple since you get along with each other well so you always have to tell them you're just friends, even though Dazai might not straightforwardly agree with you on this one🚶🏻‍♀️

⇝Fyodor Dostoevsky

Why is writing for him so hard what is wrong with me😭

Just because I wrote that much for Dazai doesn't mean I would do the same for Fyodor -_-

Anyway, he's not a really talkative person, so you're not attracted to him at first sight,

He doesn't look like a shy guy, he's just not going to waste his energy unless it's necessary to speak so you decide not to bother him.

But things change when you get a bad grade at physics and the teacher asks him to be your tutor.

He agrees cause he doesn't really care anyway.

Fyodor is definitely the top of his class. You never see him study but he pays attention to the teacher carefully while he teaches, so you know that studying with him will be helpful, but you're kinda nervous cause let's be real. the guy looks scary. (Hot scary😏)

So when you do spend time together, you realize that he's actually an interesting guy, and a super smart one, so you come to like him and start hanging around with him everywhere he goes hoping maybe you would become friends.

You're the one who comes to him though, asking where is he heading to and would be it ok if you come along and he always says yes cause as I said before, he doesn't care.

Now being Fyodor's friend is not something Fun at first, but rather meaningful and interesting. You gradually become familiar with his perspective of things and the world, and this would effect you way of thinking and seeing things too. After becoming his friend, you pay attention to details more closely than you did before, and you try to understand the connection and logical explanation behind them.

You two would never talk about you're relationship and that you're friends, because you don't know what his reaction would be and you're also not willing to take the risk, so it's not something offical.

Being his friend adds to you're knowledge and his effect on you is definitely considerable, so you like to be around him but you can never know if he does too since you can't ask him about him neither read his mind 🚶🏻‍♀️

Why does it all sound so dark lol I didn't mean to 😭

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When you kneel against them but for a different reason

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi X Fem!Reader

Genre: Crack, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Suggestive content, mentions of giving head but only mentions, implied throat fucking

Word Count: 0.8K

A/n: Saw a Haikyuu version of this and said why not? :) 

↳Osamu Dazai

This bitch

He's so full of himself, always teasing you whenever he gets a chance

It's time for the tables to turn :D

You were looking for a chance to give him a taste of his own medicine, and when you see him standing up to get himself a bottle of soda from the agency's fridge, You follow him trying to act all oblivious and innocent.

So when he takes the soda out and turns around, he's faced with your sweet but perhaps naughty smile, as you slowly kneel in front of him while your eyes are locked with each other.

A grin appears on his face, and he puts the soda back in the fridge without even turning his back to you.

"My my belladonna! I didn't know you were this greedy for my attention. But shouldn't we wait till we're in private?"

He bends a little just to gently rub his thumb on your bottom lip, and that's when you tilt your head to the side, and look at him pretending to be dumbfounded.

"What are you talking about Osamu? I'm just hiding from Kunikida because I accidentally spilled coffee on his paper!"

Yeah, sure; for fucks sake.

Dazai stares at you for a few seconds with a shocked impression, then his smirk becomes slyer. "Oh? Is that so?" "Yeah! Why? What were you thinking?" "Ha!"

Lmao

His hand reaches out for you again, but landing on your hair this time, caressing it softly.

"Well played Bella, well played; now let's go somewhere more private so you can hide from Kunikida properly; perhaps the storage room? I mean, Kunikida will be even more displeased if he catches us like this and we don't want that, do we?"

Congratulations! You have got yourself a Throat fucking session🚶🏻‍♀️

↳Atsushi Nakajima

You played this prank on him at the mall cause you know his not into sex in public and even the idea will make him a blushing mess.

So when you take a look at yourself in the mirror wearing the jeans Atsushi suggested you to try on, you though of this as the perfect opportunity and call out to him.

"Honey? Will you come here for a sec?" "Inside? ok..."

The next thing you hear is A Small rap on the door and him asking if he can come in, and after getting your approval he slowly walks in, shutting the door behind him as he smiles at how much that jean looks good on you.

"So? What do you think?" You spin around just to give him a proper view of your hips that were even more explicit now that you were wearing that tight pants, and it made him wonder what would you do if he'd unintentionally rip those gorgeous pants apart?

Since Atsushi is a pure man, he decided to keep his dirty thoughts for when you too become alone, but the poor guy has no idea that you have other plans for him.

When you notice how worked up he was from that one move you made, you knew it was the perfect time. So you slowly take a steps toward him, and finally kneel againts him while forming your lips into a sly smirk.

Oh boy he's shocked🚶🏻‍♀️

"y-y/n? right now? I- " He looks so flustered while uttering these words that you cant help but to feel bad for him; but as you all know, pranksters don't back down.

But the thing is that he didn't straightforwardly say no🚶🏻‍♀️

"Right now what? I'm just trying to see how stretchable the jeans can be!"

Congratulations you have successfully broke the man :D

He's so embarrassed. Sooooo sooooo much embarrassed.

Literally just avoids your gaze as he mumbles "O-ok, then I'll be outside w-wating for you to finish" and leaves immediately, covering his face from the blush that was starting to spread out on his skin.

Please give him the head he deserves when you get home (^人^)

↳Chuuya Nakahara

He's dangerous I personally don't recommend this🚶🏻‍♀️

But for the sake of our evil minds let's go.

You see this park on tiktok when you see him going straight to the shower after coming home from a really long day at work, you kinda feel bad about doing it but not enough to let you back down 🚶🏻‍♀️

So when he comes out of the shower and goes to the kitchen to pour himself a glass of wine; you slowly approach him; and when he looks at you curiously, you suddenly fall on your knees wearing that dirty, familiar smile.

Oh boy

His lips curls up into a smirk as he take a sip of his wine, and bits his bottom lip.

"You always know what I need, don't you doll? You're so g-" "Found it!"

You excitedly show him the ring he bought you for your birthday and chuckle. "I was so worried Chuu! I thought I lost it! You know how much I love- Why are you looking at me like that?!"

The dude is stunned help.

His face heats up from humiliation as he gives you a death stare and avoids your gaze.

"What?" "Nothing" "Omg Chuuya did you think-" "I said nothing y/n!"

You know what to do if you wanna wipe that pout off his face ;)

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Hello!! Remember me? we talked about bottom fyodor 😭 help. All the best for your exam and Congratulations on your 300 followers!!! So umm....

I'm an enfp scorpio.

I love dancing in the rain. love gazing at the moon and stars. like spicy food. can play violin. Know how to ride a bike. natural trouble magnet And I do a lot of artistic stuff aside from writing fanfics :3

Fandom: bsd please

Remember to take care of yourself love and drink a lot of water :) 💕💕

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.6K

A/n: All those hearts are for me🥺? Ok come closer a little bit *Mwah!

I match you with...

Dazai Osamu!

Ok first, let me just say how jealous I am of you :') Bruh I want him so bad! Can We like make a bargain? I'll give you Chuuya and you give him to me T^T

I just feel like that this hottie would match your energy so much. I was struggling on whether match you with him or Nikolai, but I ended up going with him when I read about your zodiac sign.

Dazai is a really cool partner; and by that I mean he's in whatever crazy shit you wanna do. You wanna go rob a bank at 4am? He's in! Wanna eat dozens of spicy food? He wont particularly enjoy it, but he's still in! Wanna go on top of Everest and scream until you collapse? He's in! Wanna run around in the rain without an umbrella while others are glancing at you as they run to their homes? Ooh Boy he's definitely in!

So, I heard that Scorpio people are very sexual :D And it's not just because they're horny, but they seem to enjoy the closeness and affection they receive in the act. So, um, He's 100% and a thousand times in :> He loves giving/receiving affection, tho he might not open up about other stuff...

I'm guessing that you're not much of a morning person, and same as him! Ok ok imagine this- you're both on the mattress (I wish he had a bed) clinging into each other's arm as the clock starts to ring, reminding you that it's another damn morning and another damn day (I'm saying that because you're studying at this moment lol), And Dazai also has to get his ass up and go to work; but the warmness of the blanket and your embrace is too addictive for him to get up. So he reaches for the clock, takes a deep breath, and throw it at the window causing it to break and make you full conscious; And he does that without opening his eyes lol. And then you shrug your shoulders, leaning into his embrace even more, saying "That's my boy"

I know🚶🏻‍♀️

BTW if you manage to have a stablished relationship with him, you have my respect bro-

I have a feeling that you would tease Kunikida with him, even though you might not be much of a teaser (?). Hanging around with this guy can be way too effective.

"Scorpios strike when other people least expect it" can I just say that's soooo DAZAI? like, other people cant even believe that he's a detective or has a gift, but then he makes a move and others are like Damn bro! What have you been hiding up your sleeves all this time! He's like that, and since he loves mysteries and riddles, he would definitely love the company of a folksy but actually smart and observant kind of person- YOU

Natural trouble magnet? Hehe, same as him! I can totally see you guys running away while Kunikida trouble is following you to beat the shit out of you lmao. Trust me- You two are gonna pull a lot of pranks on people, and might feel a little bad if your target is Atsushi

Please punch him in the nuts when he flirts with other women; tysm in advance🚶🏻‍♀️

There are days that you're on your bad mood; and he compromises with you. Depending on whether you wanna be alone or have someone to comfort you; he makes a move. Clears up the space around you and hugs you from behind, leading you to a comfy worm place, without saying anything or asking what happened. He already knows (Probably)

That's it. That's all I've got🚶🏻‍♀️

Texting them "He's gone, you can come over"

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi, Sigma, Fyodor X Fem!Reader

Genre: Crack, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Word Count: 0.7K

A/n: Have you noticed how much I love to write about tiktok trends?🚶🏻‍♀️

ok so this prank is hilarious XD

your bf was here since last night and now that it was 8 am, he had to leave for work

I MEAN, this is the perfect opportunity for pranks, right?

so as you give him a goodbye kiss, you wait for him to close the door and approach his car, and that's when you send the text "He's gone baby; you can come over"

↳Sigma

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

so he literally freezes when he sees the message. He takes a dumbstruck look at your house, and then at the phone, and this goes on for a while until he believes what he's seeing is not a hallucination lmfao.

Slowly shoves and the phone back into his pocket, and slinkily hides behind a tree near your house.

youre like "BRO WHAT THE FU- "

Help the dudes acting like a fucking Stalker-

remains like that for a while, carefully analysing every man that passes by your house, but then he slowly comes out, and Starts doing something with his phone.

that when your phone rings.

"O-oh Hey baby, what's up?" "Um, y/n? you sent me a message a while ago… what was that about?"

You try to act dumbfounded as guilt feels you up.

"Oh? that? Oh I accidentally sent it to you! that wasn't for you baby!" "Oh thank god then! ok! bye honey!" "bye!"

lets out a relieved sigh And starts walking to work; and that's when it hits him.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE SENT FOR HIM-

lmao just tell him it's a prank already

↳Chuuya Nakahara

APEOIH;SHR['HWGA'HGWNE'WG

God I love this guy XDDDDD

Ok this guy is a FREAK when it comes to cheating. Like he will literally SNAP OUT.

so when he reads the message, he will immediately approach his car and opens the car boot.

You look at him, surprised and curious, wondering what the fuck is he doing; when he takes out something and you freak out.

BRO IS THAT A FUCKING CHAINSAW-

WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO BIG HELP-

LMAO LMAO SUDDEN REGRET*

not a second passes that the door literally blows up and Mr. Mafioso breaks inside.

"Y/N YOU FUCKING BITCH IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU-"

Y/n: panics* lmao

BRO WTF CHILL OUT ARE YOU A FUCKING GANGSTER

oh wait yeah he is a fucking gangster🚶🏻‍♀️

explain to him before he tears you up lmfao

↳Fyodor Dostoevsky

Pffft

You think you're so smart huh

Bro the dude doesn't even make an expression😭

like, literally continues walking after taking a glance at your message.

YOU ARE STUNNED.

I mean you weren't even expecting something cheesy, but at least a bit of discomfort on his face WOULD HAVE BEEN SATISFYING-

now youre hurt lmao

You watch his figure getting farther, when you see a notification on your phone.

Fedya, 08:17 AM:

Yeah, sure.

Y/n: breaks down*

YOU RAT BASTARD-

↳Atsushi Nakajima

lmao

PURE BABY

DOESN'T EVEN THINK OF THE POSSIBLITY OF YOU CHEATING

an excited smile appears on his face when he reads your message, which makes you confused.

Like wtf? This isn't right, right? lol

he starts knocking on your door which gets you a bit excited, but the second you open the door, you sank into his warm embrace.

"Y/N BABY ARE YOU PLANNING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR ME? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH-"

bitch wtf lmao

Y/n.exe has stopped working

NOW YOU HAVE TO THROW HIM A PARTY CAUSE HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL HIM THAT IT WAS JUST A PRANK-

lol you never play a prank on him again.

↳Osamu Dazai

HE WILL LITERALLY COME BACK INSIDE AND WAIT FOR "THE GUY" YOU MEANT IN YOUR TEXT TO JOIN YOU.

I mean he sees right through your little prank, but it wouldn't be fun if he ruins it like that, right?

So he walks back inside and starts nagging with A VERY DRAMATIC TUNE.

"Y/N Baby are you having people over?"

"I- um- "

"Youre so mean! trying to have fun without me! I CANT BELIEVE YOU-"

Sobs as he wipes his invisible tears*

"Ah… sorry…" ⚆_⚆

Sits on the couch next to you, waiting for your friend to arrive.

"Um… aren't you late for work?"

"Nah who cares. I don't do anything there anyway" "Right"

You remain still, thinking which one of your friends are available at this moment so you could ask them to come over lmao

Embarrassing failure*

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