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I give children extra lessons to get some money while in Uni, and that causes some conversations that truly amaze me.

Like the third grader today that told me he frequently has nightmares.

Me: Maybe take a toy, like a knight or a superhero, and put them next to your bed so they can protect you. Kid: I have multiple Jedi. Me: Perfect! They can protect you. Kid: No they can't. Me: They're Jedi. Kid: Yeah but I dream of huge monsters Me: They're Jedi, they can handle that. Kid: No, like the Zillo Beast! That big!

(Honestly, that caught me off guard. I did not expect him to go this specific on me. So i raised my nerd up to meet him)

Me: But the Zillo Beast was sad and just wanted to get out. Kid: Yeah, but i also dream of *violently describes Planet-Ending catastrophe* the Jedi can't do that

(Honestly, he had me at that point. He has a very accurate power scaling of the Jedi. And I can't really go "but they are *Jedi*" at him anymore, he's gonna think i am either making fun of him or mentally stunted. So pulled up the strongest Star Wars Entity i know.)

Me: Did you see the episode about the Mortis Gods? Kid: No.

At that point i gave up. Two minutes later he was happily chatting with another kid. Sometimes small humans confuse me. As I am typing this out, he is supposed to do a worksheet. He is suddently talking with the other child about reasons for war and why that happens. He seems deeply disillusioned with humanity. Either clone wars did a really good job raising him or we should be scared of an eight year old.