Cobra Kai Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

hawk: what is it called when you kill your best friend?

miguel: murder?

hawk: homiecide

miguel: am i weird?

hawk: yeah

hawk: but you’re hot so it’s easier to put up with

daniel, on his first day as a detective: so, was the robber armed?

person: no.

daniel: *writing ‘probably a snake’ in his notepad* thank you.

hawk: what are you doing?

demetri: oh uhm...

demetri: i’m trying to give you a hug?

hawk: i thought you were attacking me.

probably hawk season 4

miguel: hey, where are you going?

hawk: to get ice cream or commit a felony

miguel: wha-

hawk: haven’t decided

miguel: look, i know you're not used to this, but maybe you should try to keep it chill and see what happens

hawk: that’s some great advice

hawk: impossible to follow, but great advice

demetri: give a man fire and he’ll be warm for a day

hawk: set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life

miguel: i don’t think that’s how it goes...

miguel: what’s a metaphor?

hawk: ‘my life’s a train wreck’

miguel: yeah, no shit, but what’s a metaphor?